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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 08-13-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I am going back to the tried and true ways of romance......
Roofies and Duct tape.
That's the spirit. You're gonna make some lucky woman very happy someday, pal.

nineinchhammer
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 1:58 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
good point, Norton is funny, but his act is getting a little stale

JGNYC
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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 2:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

good point, Norton is funny, but his act is getting a little stale



Dude, shut up. If anyone thought his act was stale, then he wouldnt be on the show anymore. When was the last time you have heard Norton repeat the same thing 2 times? I cant remember either, because he seems to generate more one-liners as the show goes along.

Crash_NYC
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 4:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
This is why Norton should stay: At exactly the right moments, be always drops the jaw-dropping one-liners that make the break. He rocks endless, and let no one ever say anything less about this fine and decent human being. LONG LIVE JIM NORTON!!

mouse
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Norton is f-ing hillarious but he seems to be there way tooooo much. Is he becoming the new and improved "Joke Man"?

I am kida sick of the "bucket of aids", "puddle of aids", "hepetitis slurpee" (even though this one still makes me laugh)!

I personally wouldn't mind it if was there maybe once a week. But 3 or 4 times.....get a life Jim!

PEACE OUT G-STRING!
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Otto and George serve that role well. "They" can sit quietly until the proper opening and then machine gun the insults into the appropriate person.
Jump in the Coffin.

Tony Metropolis
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Norton is a comedy mastermind. He isn't on the show enough. Norton should have his own channel he's so funny. Who wouldn't watch the Norton channel for hilarious comedy and depraved sexual acts?

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator
geedagreek
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
point to make here...if O & A thought his "ACT" was getting stale, they would do something about it...it's still they're show, so if he wasn't funny(which he IS) they say give it a rest...but he makes great contributions to the show, he doesn't overdo it(ikea is right) and he has me personally rolling with his one liners, so let him come on whenever he wants...

my favorite Otto & George line-"I'll stab you in the c*ck with a gyro knife..."
AshleyIsTheGoer
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
nineinchhammer,
Norton's act is nowhere near stale. At any point out of nowhere he comes out with something so incredibly shocking it is great. His comebacks at people and angry rants ("cup of AIDS", "doughnut of Lou Gherig's disease", "sneeze and have a miscariage", "does ViaCream make an 8-year old not want to testify!?!") These lines are priceless and inject a jumpstart to any show. They are nowhere near stale!

Filzy
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Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Allow me to sum it up...

Norton: Disturbingly funny, you know you're not supposed to laugh at what he says, but it's the way he says it that makes you laugh. Looks the part too. You must be either insensitive (Theres many people like that out there), or an O&A fan.

Jackie Martling: Horribly unfunny, jokes are tasteless, looks like he can be funny, but when he talks, there goes the laughter in the room which is none. Now, noone goes to see his shows.



No, I don't care about your pathetic little god because there isn't one.

Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division.





thirty six c's
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE NORTON? HE COMES IN AND DROPS SOME FANTASTIC ONE-LINERS..."I HOPE YOU SLIP IN A PUDDLE OF AIDS...." AND HE DOESN'T JUST COME IN WHEN HE'S PLUGGING A SHOW LIKE SOME OF THE OTHERS (WHO I WILL NOT MENTION) HE'S HONEST TO GOD FUNNY AND A TOTAL ASSEST TO THE SHOW

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posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:53 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Norton is simply a comedic genious, let alone a fucking crazy man. His material and delivery make him one of my favorite comics out now.

Right Norton?

[Norton] Nice! [/Norton]

Right



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schnecter
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
norton says what o&a won't. that's the funny part.

"great poets die in steaming pots of shit"
-bukowski
fatty chopped meat
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
that mario cantone should be on everyday..... hes a friggin panic

Greed
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I'm just getting back into O and A again now that they're back in Boston, so I know I have to settle in and get used to a few things, but Jesus Christ, I hate that fucking Norton Guy.

His voice is more annoying than Rocco from AAF, and all he does is wish various death and disease on people. It get's pretty predictable and repetitive after a few minutes.

But other than that, these guys have only gotten better since they left Boston.

You guys were lucky to have been able to hear them for the last few years.

red rocket
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 1:04 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Norton is The best. He is an asset to the show. He kills me when he is making fun of the Retard Laverne and Shirley. He was playing at Bar A the other night near me and I am pissed that I missed him. I'll have to dive in a pool of aids.

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