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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Sorry, I haven't got a canadian bear wearing a star.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Canadian Tool
I wish I still had the « barch gave me...
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
That's cool, at least you didn't give me the bear that blows up ;)

Why didn't we drop these in Afganastan...




CRTC Free Radio

mulligan
FTP....what's an FTP? Do I know you? Are you currently employed by Infinity Broadcasting or the FBI?
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Mulligan-you have my smiles for the simplistic way you get your point across



So can I see your boobs??

I hope you get lots of love tonight. When I make sweet love (No pun intended) I will be thinking of you my poo-bear (No Barch - Linger is not my poo near)


LingRLonger
You want back-up's... I've got back-up's...
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Linger is not my poo near


Is that from Shakespeare?
You crap and move on, I get it.

Let me give it a try: Unit has wife seen not, th' F'n twat.

Might be a little vague, but IM me and I'll translate.



This message was edited by LingRLonger on 2-14-02 @ 7:15 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 7:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
"I want all ur balls to die"

OK, quick review...
Sblueman & Sweetnfeisty
Mulligan
Kindredbabe
TJLamb
M-ace
Av8er
Drunken Tom
and, last but, not least LingRlonger

*Hint: there's gonna be a quiz...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"



This message was edited by barch97 on 2-15-02 @ 9:31 AM
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Okay, now I feel compelled.....


It's a time unlike any other
On this day of Love and flowers
Men and women discover
All loves might and sundry powers

You hold her close
You kiss her deep
Hoping she won't stab you
In your bed while you sleep.

No other nightmare
No other Hell
Can compare to the pool boy
21 year old hunky Manuel

You try to be faithful
You strive to be true
Only to find her
All covered in Spoo.

No one is closer
Than family and friends
But only true love
Will make you stain your Depends

What makes it insane
When your heart finally mends
Is that you know in your heart
You'd do it all over again.




You want to know what's bizarre? I HATE f-ing POETRY!! (And I think that shows)



"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
Sweetnfeisty8
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 9:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
TJ...you are the POET OF SU whether you hate poetry or not!!!!

Thanx again for a peek into the deep, dark corners of your WARPED brain!!! ;)



"You don't know me, you just wish you did" Sweets :)
LingRLonger
You want back-up's... I've got back-up's...
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Talk about WOW!!

First Mulligan and now TJ quoting Shakespeare.
I thought SU was where the dummies hung out. At least that's what I read in other forums ;)

kindredbabe
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Barch! You made my eyes permanently cross!! Nice job!!!



Thank You, Austin
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
That's ok kindred....I dig chicks with crossed eyes.....I have one myself.




Av8er Radio
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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


LingRLonger
You want back-up's... I've got back-up's...
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

eyes.....I have one myself.


Ha! You're a cyclops!!!

Everyone knows eunochs are better than cyclops'. If I run into a eunoch that is....



This message was edited by LingRLonger on 2-14-02 @ 11:43 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Hey! this ain't CNN... NO dick jokes :D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Chuck217
Karaoke Whore!!!
The movie "DUETS" was written with me in mind...
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Woo!... I survived yet another 2-14.... Until next year.. *le sigh*




www.chuckradio.com
www.alysania.com
ChuckRadio: This ain't no Summer's Eve..
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Ha... you thought you could wait 'till today and you'd be safe?

Nuh uh... "Chuckey Bear"...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Barch, you truly have more issues than Time magazine......

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
FoundryMusicScott
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I hope everyone had a great day. Can't say mine was out of the ordinary, but as long as the rest of you enjoyed yourselves, that's good enough for me.

"That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President."
-President George W. Bush, 9/11/01
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 11:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Barch, you truly have more issues than Time magazine......



No my friend, he has volumes.




Av8er Radio
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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 3:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Barch, you truly have more issues than Time magazine......
You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could ya? No... you gotta push me... You know I'm a man on the edge... but, still you gotta keep pushin'...
Well, I dug a little deeper into the life of Mr. Lamb... Turns out, he's got a past...





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 7:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
LMMFAO!!! That is fucking hilarious!! Well played, Clerks!

Bravo!!



"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"


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