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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to my dick | ||||
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| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:37 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | quote: C'mon Sweetnfeisty8, it IS a threat, isn't it!!!:) I'm sorry, but I get the vision of whips & chains in your house, and you in a leather dominatrix outfit! I would be too afraid to disappoint!!;) DOC Buster DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" [email protected] | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 2:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | this condition is called Whiskey dick. it's went you drink to much and your cock is limp. The head is cold and you have leakage. It sucks when if your with a chick. Nothing can cure the Whiskey dick except sleep. Adopted by crx girl. I am under her special tutelage. | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 4:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | It shouldn't matter. If you finish quick, do it twice! Help those that need it. Join IBC.  WPP's Swiller Beer Pick of the Week: Magic Hat Number Nine | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 4:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | "Detachable Penis" King Missile I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time, it's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time (detachable penis) I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble (detachable penis) Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis) But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk And the next morning I can't for the life of me (detachable penis) Remember what I did with it First, I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it (detachable penis) So I called up the place where the party was They hadn't seen it either I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis) 'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes But not this time (detachable penis) So I told them if it pops up to let me know I called a few people who were at the party But they were no help either (detachable penis) I was starting to get desperate (detachable penis) I really don't like being without my penis for too long (detachable penis) It makes me feel like less of a man And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis) After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis) And calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis) So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast (detachable penis) Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place (detachable penis) Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street (detachable penis) I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven Some guy was selling it (detachable penis) I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17 (detachable penis) I took it home, washed it off (detachable penis) And put it back on (detachable penis) I was happy again, complete (detachable penis) People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached (detachable penis) But I don't know (detachable penis) Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis) Detachable penis Detachable penis Detachable penis (detachable penis) Detachable penis (detachable penis, penis) Detachable penis (detachable penis, penis) Detachable penis (detachable penis, penis) Detachable (detachable, detachable)
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| Unicron | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | Hi, my name is Unicron, resident virgin loser of OA.com...umm..a point was brought up to me the other day by a friend. "All out lives, we are told to 'be first', 'finish #1', why, when it comes to sex, is everything reversed?" i sat, contemplated his remarks..then said simply "i'm a virgin, so i don't know" just thought i's share. shareing is careing  | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 10:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:uni, last night we established that thats not you.who it is, i'm not gonna say becuase what happens in chat isnt supposed to leave chat, but it is not you or i no matter how much we think it is  i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE! | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 11:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | "First rule of chat room: Do not talk about Chat Room" i was just stating a point about a sexual subject, and me, knowing i have yet to experiance sex, thought it would be a good idea to make sure everyone knew that this was not a comment by me, but a friend of mine, who seems to get a lot of sex...from some cute chicks too...lucky bastard. it was preface that was ment to be humorus, that is all. This message was edited by Unicron on 8-31-01 @ 11:04 AM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 11:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Unicron...I admire your honesty...it makes me feel like I shouldnt regret posting this tidbit about myself...F that shit!!! Honest guys rawwwwwkkkkk!!!!! Don't get laid much... but rawwwwwkkkkk!!!!! "Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?" | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-02-2001 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I just wanted mine back at the top :) "Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?" | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 09-03-2001 @ 7:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: It's official...you are a fucking moron...  Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 09-03-2001 @ 7:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Corspe- Its already been taken care of, it wont happen again.  | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 09-03-2001 @ 7:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: What in the fuck are you talking about? Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 8:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | So Alkey, how did your dick hold up for you Friday? | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 10:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Rough hard sex is more goodest, so i am hoping you meant that which lasts a long time when you said slow. Special thanks to Austin for all the help he gave me. I am proud to have been a newbie of his. Congrats to all my fellow graduates.  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 12:47 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Shelle, comment?  "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 1:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: But what about Amy, and RF, and PB, and syko, and caz, and FMB, and so on and so on and so on..... | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 1:29 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: ohh you mean syphillis, gonoreah, the clap, herpes, & HIV? "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 1:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Ummm excuse me?? What about me? You know I left with you, OAS, GW, and Ladi...what's up with that?? quote: Umm yeah, I don't think so.....  I want to read your mind To know just what I've got in this new thing I've found So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 5:15 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Sorry i forgot thin skinned "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Turk408 | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 8:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Alkey...my friend...you must realize something...Alcohol is bad for your pee pee...You drink, he goes south. Simple cause and effect relationship. It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness. | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 12:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | uuuuuuuuuuugh Gonzo... you forgot, I'm not one of those choices.. I would be *pregnancy*... remember?  "you will never be forgotten" | ||||
| sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 3:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: UhMM whAt. ??? UHmm i LEft with GmaNN n kerRygerL and got stuCk damiit n thrown outa the bar at 430 damit again then the CAr brOke dOwn damit damit oNce agaiN ..and thanK yEw very much iAM again proUd teW be An AmericaN BitoCH and marryeD to My DrinKs . its aLL i Got that LuvS me baCk...... :) niiiiiiiiCE ! UHmM SeCRutiY?? ScuRurity ??  | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 4:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: So does all that mean that you DON'T have the clap? :scratching head: | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:32 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Sorry Caz that will be noted for the record, maynard please add 'broken condom' after the clap. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 10-03-2001 @ 10:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: quote: quote: Fugged about Smells Like Teen Spirit....Smells Like Teen Sex!  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
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