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danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 6:45 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
either that or about 200 guys in East Bumble Fuck, New Jersey have their own "One free pass in shelle's ass" card with an offer for a free soda after 5 paid visits.

Big "One free pass in shelle's ass" CardHolder # 297300027

HOOOO-AHHHH!


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Okies Amy, since I'm not gonna see you online tonight ((coz I'm pooped)) I'm just lettin you know I'm not as pissed anymore. Yeah, I'm still a little mad, but not as pissed ((it's that whole "let me be pissed in peace and all will be well soon" thing that I've explained before... aka Irish Temper)). Jeff scared the guy I was hookin up with. Freakin' pussy.

Chill tomorrow when I get in?

oh and danked -- i was waiting for that.

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