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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Urgent question | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:45 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | you wanna talk about 5 alarm fires? well one time I...i umm mean this guy i know got a case of the crabs. And he ran out of the blue cream medication. So he figured he'd douse his balls with some cologne. Killing two birds with one stone his balls would smell fresh and the alcohol would kill the crabs. Well lucky for him he had no water in the house that day and 5 seconds after impact of hands on balls. I felt...i mean he must have felt like someone just branded his balls with a hot poker and he tried his best to get his balls in the toilet bowl but the water level was too low. Good thing he lived by the beach and he did the 400 yard dash in 4.5 and he was neve the same again.  Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Who the hell are Opie and Anthony? Are they those douchebags ripping off Howard "The King of All Media" Stern? Fuck them !! " At the center of the planet, all souls will gather. There, I will ascend to Godhood" - Sephiroth "Hey are you "THE" white guy all the brother talk about?" - Vos E-Mail Me AIM: Hitokiri182 | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | :::writing note to self - never consider Osession for Men a be-all-end-all cure for STD's::: Gonzo, imagine if he shaved them as well? No beach would've helped much at all then!  "Groupsex - it does every-body good" Proudly Adopted by Doughboy | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I've asked him, and Insane Arnold gives the original question a nice... DILLON!!! The debauchery that has ensued, however, goes way beyond that....  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 10:58 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: :::hangs head in shame::: Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | What is this media you speak of? LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMERTIME | ||||
| Inappropriate Belle | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:06 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | You guys have sausages between your legs? How come I don't? What's that big open hole there? Maybe someone ate my sausage... | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Jeeze....you guys are relentless... man o man you fuckers make me laugh.
Stupid Milestones: | ||||
| hangupthephoneuSKANK | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | cool sig clusterF.. I knew you could do better than just copy my sig pics and write DILLON over them.. nice work. | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: My problem is that my sausage doesn't get eaten enough! Maybe that hole is a sausage holder? Seems like it would fit perfect IB :) "Groupsex - it does every-body good" Proudly Adopted by Doughboy | ||||
| FoundryMusicMatt | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Froy! Why did you give him the address!? Yes mr. douchebag, froy's answer is correct...but Sorry...  | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-04-2001 @ 11:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | lol. skank for the record I only did that once in the chat thread as a goof.... I am enough of a sig whore with my own creations.. let alone feel the need to steal other peoples.
Stupid Milestones: This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-4-01 @ 11:45 PM | ||||
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