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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: A Day in the life of Froy. | ||||
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USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 1:26 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00  | Hmmm, it seems Froy wants to play this game. OK, he he he... A day in the life of Froy: [This message edited by Upuauat 3-5-01 1:35 p.m.]  Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan  I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 1:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | No Butt I believe it would look like this [This message edited by Upuauat 3-5-01 1:35 p.m.] [This message edited by Tenbatsuzen 3-5-01 1:38 p.m.] [This message edited by Upuauat 3-5-01 1:41 p.m.] [This message edited by Tenbatsuzen 3-5-01 1:43 p.m.] [This message edited by Upuauat 3-5-01 1:48 p.m.] ------------------------  See My Sig Pics! | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 1:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I'm not playing any games...you can play your games, but you take your chances...LOL ~Matt/Froy from Jersey The Hell Hole Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm really shooting for that third strike ;) ------------------------ See My Sig Pics! | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 1:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | 3 Strikes, HA! I laugh at 3 Strikes. Ha Ha Ha. [jedi mind trick]Nothing was said here. These are not the strikes you wish to give.[jedi mind trick] Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie This message was edited by Buttmunch on 3-5-01 @ 2:06 PM | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 1:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Strikes have grown useless, i need to think of an alternate form of tracking numbers of incidents and transgressions, I mean when Buttmunch has 87 strikes, they tend to lose their meaning ~Matt/Froy from Jersey The Hell Hole Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm sorry Butt that I'm not entering the double digits like yourself. :) ------------------------ See My Sig Pics! | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 1:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Awww man, and I was hoping to make a run at BM's record... Oh well, back to the drawing board.
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The sky is blue | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 2:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Froy, one day you'll have to post all the people with diplomatic immunity......all two of them ;) ------------------------ See My Sig Pics! | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 2:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Actually there are 3 Fez ~Matt/Froy from Jersey The Hell Hole Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HOSPITALIANO. Hospitaliano's day beings very early as he has much to accomplish on this day. Our hero awakes in the morning in his usual fetal position after spending a night in fear of daddy coming home drunk looking for some action. Hosp removes the plus from his ass and turns on his tv for his morning spank. Today's selection is one of hosp's favorites "Fister on the Roof..of my colon" After lubing his ass with tuna oil for the cat he is ready to spank away. After he is done he removes the rubber glove, always remember safety even with yourself. He finds a little speck of love juice on his thumb so he gives it to old wipe on the front teeth and sucks it in. Our hero now proceeds for his day of work which includes taking out the bodie...i mean trash and alphabetizing his nudie magazines. Unfortunatly this daily routine doesn't include a paying job nor a shower. Then Hosp figures it's time to go and play on opieanthony.com. He has not been noticed the past few days and he figures he has to do something really important and funny to get himself noticed. But before he can turn on his comp it is time for his afternoon spank todays afternoon title is "And Anal For All...".. after a couple minutes of spanking and letting his blind neighbor pet his balls for a while, after convincing his it was his keys he was looking for we proceed to the computer. Our hero has come up with a brilliant plan. he will parody an infamous post from the old board that caused havoc. He will parody "A Day In The Life Of Upuauat" with "A Day In The Life Of Froy" the adolscent genious who owns OA.com. Hosp encounters one problem along the way.. He is not funny and can not make people laugh. his dry sense of humor makes ben stein look like lenny bruce. And so after countless hours of tooling our hero shuts off his computer and proceeds to his mid afternoon spank to the film "Edward Penishands" This is where we leave our hero. Yet so many questions remain. What animal or cripple will he abuse this spank? Will Our hero ever get a sense of humor? Did the cat ever clean the brown stains off his forehead? Find out next episode of A Day In The Life Of Hospitaliano.......  Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | LMMFAO....do you have a spy cam or something? ~Matt/Froy from Jersey The Hell Hole Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 3:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | GonzoStyle, you are either a very talented writer, or a demented motherfucker. Oh shit, who am I kidding, you are a SICK BASTARD. Good job bro, it does seem like perhaps you are a bit too familiar with Hosp's daily rituals though. :eek:
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USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 7:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | LMMFYBO... Gonzo, I bow to you! Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 10:56 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | See that gonzo, Buttmunch bows to you! First he gives you a sexxxy lap dance and now this! Man Gonzo, you must feel like you just hit the fuckin lotto!  | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 11:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I think it's because he digs guys who wear slippers out to parties ~Matt/Froy from Jersey The Hell Hole Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
| tfec173 Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-05-2001 @ 11:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | OK TERIFFIC!! (Recalls bombers and fighter escorts, goes back down to threatcon normal) Does this mean we have a new Dolphin raping twinkie eater??? And is he I-talian stay tuned kids, and reverting to Blazing saddles "Hold on to your ears folks...It's showtime!!" That was too(TWO!!) f-in funny!! Bravo!!  FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! This message was edited by tfec173 on 3-5-01 @ 11:46 PM | ||||
| OandASoldier | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 12:12 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | BE MORE FUNNY!! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 12:15 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Sandals !!!! Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-6-01 @ 12:16 AM | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 12:57 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Stop that shit already Dawg, they were fuckkin slippers! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 12:59 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Yeah like you were sober enough to remember the difference. i coulda been wearing mochasins for all you knew. I strike the previous comment by sean on the grounds of inebriation on said night. Sandals!!!! Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 6:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Well, the Sandals/Slippers WERE nice, but it was the white socks that really drove me nuts! Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Gonzo: Now that is what I call a day in the life. Heh heh. See how quickly a thread can turn from play to hell for the poor unsuspecting poster.  Click here for TheGooch Sig Portfolio | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 10:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | No Gooch, it's not hell, I know it's all a joke. I'm actually flattered that someone would use that much effort to make a joke at my expense. I didn't put that much effort into the original post so it kind of means a lot. I just couldn't respond before this because my office let me out early yesterday and I went and hung out before I went to the Skybox at the Garden to watch the Fantastic Rangers last night. Oh well. SPAZ may be dead, but Kevin is an Immortal Asshole! E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 3-6-01 @ 10:19 AM | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-06-2001 @ 1:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Shhhh Hosp....no talking in the barrel ------------------------ See My Sig Pics! | ||||
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