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leather-cheerio-face	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	quote: There was a green round house. Inside the green round house was a smaller white house. In the white house was a red house. And living in the red house were lots of little black babies. Is it a shotgun shell? I forget what they look like, and don't know what's inside them, but... Alky, I know it was incredibly wrong, but sometimes you just can't resist an obvious joke. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: There was a green round house. Inside the green round house was a smaller white house. In the white house was a red house. And living in the red house were lots of little black babies. That's a statement not a riddle. what's the question here? I'm accepting applications for adoptees. AIM: av8er1971 ICQ: 34758396 E-Mail Me

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	From the Teen Week Book of Riddles.... A man walked 5 miles a day and then drove 10 miles. AND NO it's not Kid Africa. ahhahahahahahaah

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	The question is, what is it? Thanks you bunch of wiseasses.

spitfire421	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: The question is, what is it? Yes. Withdrawn and introverted, Infectiously perverted Being laughed at and confused Keeps us pleasantly amused...enough to stay

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:40 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: And living in the red house were lots of little black babies. Sounds like the projects to me. "Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?" Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	The answer is a watermelon. The green house is the outer shell. There is a white shell underneath the green shell. The red house is the actual watermelon you eat and the black babies are the pits, which if planted can grow to be full sized watermelons. And yes Irish it sounds like Harlem to me. This message was edited by TeenWeek on 9-4-01 @ 2:43 PM

2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Here we go... To average 60 miles an hour in 2 trips around the track you have to have 120 miles an hour for both trips because 120/2=60... Now you already went 30 so 120-30=90... Thus then the answer is 90MPH When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!

o&aswallow	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: The answer is a watermelon I thought you said it wasn't Kid's house? Now where the hell is that bell? o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:46 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	quote: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? A river??? What'd I win? When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Here is a nother riddle. It is: "The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place." What is it?

spitfire421	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Look at me, I be smart lol TW, the answer is the letter "e" Withdrawn and introverted, Infectiously perverted Being laughed at and confused Keeps us pleasantly amused...enough to stay

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	av8er, Could the answer be 90 as we all have guessed??? If so where do you work for that to be considered a stumper?

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	great job spit

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Spit, Would the good citizens of Gothem not sleep sounder if only The Batman could solve the mental musings of Riddler with as much ease?

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: av8er, Could the answer be 90 as we all have guessed??? If so where do you work for that to be considered a stumper? Yes, the answer is 90 MPH. I thought most of you would get it right away. I just posted it because the guy that told it to me was amazed that I got the answer so fst. I thought it was easy, I just wanted to hear the opinion of the board. It ended up being an interesting thread for a bit, so all wasn't lost. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. AIM: av8er1971 ICQ: 34758396 E-Mail Me

spitfire421	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	One more: A black guy and two white guys all jump off the Empire State Building. They die and go to hell, one white guy shakes the devils hand and goes up in flames; the second guy shakes his hand and goes to flames. However, the black guy shakes his hand and nothing happened... why? Withdrawn and introverted, Infectiously perverted Being laughed at and confused Keeps us pleasantly amused...enough to stay

atomic punk	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:11 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	av8er, I don't think 90 MPH on the second lap is right. Hear me out: 60 MPH = 1 mile per minute. In order to average 60 MPH for 2 laps, your total travel time must be two minutes. If you do the first lap at 30 MPH, it will take you 2 minutes to complete that lap. No matter how fast you drive that second lap, your travel time for the two laps exceeds 2 minutes. Thus then you can't average 60 MPH. Don't want no class reunion, the circus just left town Why behave in public if you're living on a playground? E-Mail Me

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: 60 MPH = 1 mile per minute. In order to average 60 MPH for 2 laps, your total travel time must be two minutes. If you do the first lap at 30 MPH, it will take you 2 minutes to complete that lap. No matter how fast you drive that second lap, your travel time for the two laps exceeds 2 minutes. Thus then you can't average 60 MPH. How many minutes it takes is not in question. It's just an average speed for 2 laps. How long it takes is really not a factor. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. AIM: av8er1971 ICQ: 34758396 E-Mail Me

Kid Afrika	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:23 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	NO DICK!!! If you travel at 30 mph for one lap, You averaged 30 mph. If you travel at 90 mph for the second lap, your average speed increases to 60mph. Follow this logic... X1 + X2/ 2 = average speed thus then 30 + 90 = 120 inbyfacto 120 / 2 = 60mph average Some people are stupid. Some are full of shit. Some people are FUCKIN' nuts. Most people are all three.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Thus then you can't average 60 MPH. Spazz???? What movie are you reverting to with this math???

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: NO DICK!!! You seem a little tense K1d. Go to a yanky cranky shop & get yerself a "massage".;) I'm accepting applications for adoptees. AIM: av8er1971 ICQ: 34758396 E-Mail Me

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Not only can I not solve Spit's riddle.... I can't even think of a decent smart ass remark

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:39 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: However, the black guy shakes his hand and nothing happened... why? It proves that black people are the devil? "Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?" Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)

Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: However, the black guy shakes his hand and nothing happened... why? Chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand? "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"