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Joe Soprano
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:09 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
| Dave Matthews is performing...
Ron: Right now Squiggy is performing.
Fez: Isn't that Tom Hanks?
Ron: No it's Dave Matthews... Right now the tally is going down, people are calling and asking for their money back because Dave Matthews is singing.
Fez: The number again is 1-866-TO-UNITE.
Ron: Speaking of unite, Dave Matthews' eyebrows are united.
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:09 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| TO-UNITE...worse than HA-HA?
I am Chuck's wasted time.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
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QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:11 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| Ron: makes horse noises during Sara Jessica parker's speach
Ron:"hi, im ruth buzzie"
I am Chuck's wasted time.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
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Leaking Nipples
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:13 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01
| Ron: Take her to the glue factory
LMAO!!!!!!!
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Joe Soprano
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:13 PM | |
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| Can anyone tell me what Jamaican balled Arsenio Hall is trying to sing right now?
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QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:15 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| During wyclef's song
Fez: "He's freaking out...he just saw a talking horse with Conan"(sjp)
that's great!
During Mariah carey:
Ron:"oh my god, shes not wearing pants"
fez:"good acoustics in a padded cell"
I am Chuck's wasted time.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
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Leaking Nipples
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:15 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01
| Ron (On Sarah Jessice Parker and Conan O'Brien): Conan just rode her down Broadway!
This is classic radio.
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:16 PM | |
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| ron "right now, conan is riding her (sjp) down the street"
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Joe Soprano
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:18 PM | |
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| Classic radio without a doubt.
Someone call the Museum of Television and Radio - we've got a keeper!
Ron & Fez: True American Heroes.
Speaking of, it's a good time for the Bud Light Real American Heroes promos to make their way back, don't you agree?
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Leaking Nipples
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:19 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01
| Fez: Fresh from the asylum, Mariah Carey.
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:19 PM | |
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| lmfao... fez on mariah "there's good acoustics in a padded cell"
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Joe Soprano
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:21 PM | |
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| Mariah singing: "... your fear will disappear..."
Fez: Yeah, just like Glitter (her new film) from the box office...
Fez later: If you sat on her, she'd make a whoopee cushion noise.
Ron: Well, boys, this is what you're fighting for, I hope you appreciate it... When you come back, Mariah will still be here.
God, I never thought I'd say this on a Friday night, but I'm glad I'm home tonight!
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QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:22 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| Mariah Carey:
Fez:"I believe she's waving on the men in white coats"
I am Chuck's wasted time.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
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slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:22 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| Looks like Mariah was stealing other nuts lunches in the looney bin :)
Currently newbieless...unbelieveable!
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:24 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00
| line of the night referring to Mariah Carey singing hero: "the problem is she's singing it to an invisible rat on her shoulder."
EDIT: it's true though- who was she waving on.
and...
Ron: Nice for you to dress up Ray
"Drop the Bomb, Exterminate them all"- Colonel Kurtz
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Joe Soprano
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:32 PM | |
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| I don't blame R&F for taking an extended commercial break - Sheryl Crow is (quoth Jim Norton) AWFUL!
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QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:36 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| during jane kaczmerick:
Fez:"save the drama for your mama"
I am Chuck's wasted time.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
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QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:37 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| during Eddie Vedder
Ron:"I thought he died...must have been one of the other ones"
Ron:"neil youngs his real dad...hes just afraid to tell anyone"
I am Chuck's wasted time.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:37 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| seriously, i would totally listen if ron & fez just provided commentary to tv shows like survivor all the time. this is hilarious.
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Joe Soprano
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:37 PM | |
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| Ron said he noticed Stevie Wonder was answering phones. "Let's hope someone else is taking down the information..." Later he said "Stevie has a play phone."
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:38 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00
| Ron: They gave him [Stevie Wonder] a play phone
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Joe Soprano
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:42 PM | |
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| Face it Fez I beat you to the Stevie Wonder line.
Now Eddie Trunk joins in... He's like a rock guru, this fellow... Be listening Fridays and Saturdays... F-Cabbie
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:43 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00
| Ron: "I give it a 10 and a half because I didn't realize how tragic it was until celebrities told me."
Fez: "Watch out Eddie there's a scarecrow behind you"
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:45 PM | |
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| lol, i can't see chris rock, even when he's talking about something tragic, without thinking of the oa/bruer bit... the nobody's home jerk!
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Leaking Nipples
| posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:46 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01
| Ron (On Eddie Vedder and Neil young): These guys sound like dueling cats.
Fez: They sound like screeching tires.
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