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Joe Soprano
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
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Dave Matthews is performing...

Ron: Right now Squiggy is performing.

Fez: Isn't that Tom Hanks?

Ron: No it's Dave Matthews... Right now the tally is going down, people are calling and asking for their money back because Dave Matthews is singing.

Fez: The number again is 1-866-TO-UNITE.

Ron: Speaking of unite, Dave Matthews' eyebrows are united.


CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
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TO-UNITE...worse than HA-HA?


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
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Ron: makes horse noises during Sara Jessica parker's speach
Ron:"hi, im ruth buzzie"


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."


This message was edited by QuickStop on 9-21-01 @ 10:13 PM
Leaking Nipples
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Ron: Take her to the glue factory



LMAO!!!!!!!

Joe Soprano
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
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Can anyone tell me what Jamaican balled Arsenio Hall is trying to sing right now?

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QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
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During wyclef's song
Fez: "He's freaking out...he just saw a talking horse with Conan"(sjp)
that's great!

During Mariah carey:
Ron:"oh my god, shes not wearing pants"
fez:"good acoustics in a padded cell"


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."




This message was edited by QuickStop on 9-21-01 @ 10:26 PM
Leaking Nipples
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Ron (On Sarah Jessice Parker and Conan O'Brien): Conan just rode her down Broadway!

This is classic radio.

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
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ron "right now, conan is riding her (sjp) down the street"


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Joe Soprano
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
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Classic radio without a doubt.

Someone call the Museum of Television and Radio - we've got a keeper!

Ron & Fez: True American Heroes.

Speaking of, it's a good time for the Bud Light Real American Heroes promos to make their way back, don't you agree?

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Leaking Nipples
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Fez: Fresh from the asylum, Mariah Carey.

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
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lmfao... fez on mariah "there's good acoustics in a padded cell"


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Joe Soprano
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:21 PM      
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Mariah singing: "... your fear will disappear..."

Fez: Yeah, just like Glitter (her new film) from the box office...

Fez later: If you sat on her, she'd make a whoopee cushion noise.

Ron: Well, boys, this is what you're fighting for, I hope you appreciate it... When you come back, Mariah will still be here.


God, I never thought I'd say this on a Friday night, but I'm glad I'm home tonight!

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QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
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Mariah Carey:
Fez:"I believe she's waving on the men in white coats"



I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."


This message was edited by QuickStop on 9-21-01 @ 10:24 PM
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Looks like Mariah was stealing other nuts lunches in the looney bin :)



Currently newbieless...unbelieveable!


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:24 PM      
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line of the night referring to Mariah Carey singing hero: "the problem is she's singing it to an invisible rat on her shoulder."

EDIT: it's true though- who was she waving on.
and...

Ron: Nice for you to dress up Ray


"Drop the Bomb, Exterminate them all"- Colonel Kurtz

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 9-21-01 @ 10:31 PM
Joe Soprano
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
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I don't blame R&F for taking an extended commercial break - Sheryl Crow is (quoth Jim Norton) AWFUL!

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QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:36 PM      
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during jane kaczmerick:
Fez:"save the drama for your mama"


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
during Eddie Vedder
Ron:"I thought he died...must have been one of the other ones"
Ron:"neil youngs his real dad...hes just afraid to tell anyone"


I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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seriously, i would totally listen if ron & fez just provided commentary to tv shows like survivor all the time. this is hilarious.


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Joe Soprano
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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Ron said he noticed Stevie Wonder was answering phones. "Let's hope someone else is taking down the information..." Later he said "Stevie has a play phone."

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IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
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Ron: They gave him [Stevie Wonder] a play phone


"Drop the Bomb, Exterminate them all"- Colonel Kurtz
Joe Soprano
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:42 PM      
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Face it Fez I beat you to the Stevie Wonder line.

Now Eddie Trunk joins in... He's like a rock guru, this fellow... Be listening Fridays and Saturdays... F-Cabbie

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IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:43 PM      
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Ron: "I give it a 10 and a half because I didn't realize how tragic it was until celebrities told me."
Fez: "Watch out Eddie there's a scarecrow behind you"


"Drop the Bomb, Exterminate them all"- Colonel Kurtz
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Dankarella!
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:45 PM      
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lol, i can't see chris rock, even when he's talking about something tragic, without thinking of the oa/bruer bit... the nobody's home jerk!


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Leaking Nipples
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Ron (On Eddie Vedder and Neil young): These guys sound like dueling cats.

Fez: They sound like screeching tires.



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