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TFEC
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posted on 10-12-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

On the downside..... I was Black.




Hmm I always thought you were a little "upity"
Damn that means you could be related to kid...a fate worse than death!!


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Diagnosis:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern USA South-Center approximately on 1250. Your profession was chemist, alchemist, poison manufacturer.
Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, investigate, could have been a detective or spy.
Lesson that your last past life brought to present:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition -- is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.


So, I was either a native American medicine woman, or a murderous spy... Hmmmmm...

Gave proof through the
night that our
flag was still there.

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
mrs. moosen's lesson...
quote:

You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people.


apparently they're encouraging you to masturbate more and learn how to give woman boob jobs


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting


Currently tending the growroom, WeirdNJ. Please report any stash-pinching to me...



This message was edited by danked on 10-12-01 @ 5:32 PM
Nana's Precious
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Bulgaria approximately on 1575.
Your profession was jeweler, watch-maker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn discretion and reasonability and then teach others to do that. Your life will be happier, when you help those who lack reasoning.
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Now you remember?


09-11-01 Never Forget, Never Forget

Have you loved your Froy today?

Give blood, play hockey.
prototype
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I was a teacher of math somewhere near greece.

USA
Bin Laden is a dead man
Free Northern Ireland
drkn2forget
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Here's what it said:
quote:

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Mongolia approximately on 1750.
Your profession was dramatist, director, musician, bard.


Therefore I was Mario Cantone

NYPD NYFD Port Authority

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 7:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Burma approximately on 1825.
Your profession was seaman, dealer, businessman, broker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your problem -- to learn determination and persistency. Every misfortune should crash upon your strong will.
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Now you remember?




I have adopted thegirl and NjBytch. Any problems with either of them should be reported to me. I have no slots open, but if u wanna kill some time u can still, Email Me or IM me
Graduates of Austin University: 7 and counting
Lgaia
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Siberia approximately on 1500.
Your profession was designer, engineering, craftsman.
-------------------------------------------------Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find good teacher, spend a part of your time and energy on his wisdom.





Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Wait a second...

This isn't a past life teller!

SCAM!


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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 10-12-2001 @ 10:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Borneo approximately on 1350.
Your profession was librarian, priest, keeper of tribal relics.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to develop kind attitude to people, to acquire gift of understanding and compassion.



yup thats me alright.

U.S.A.
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HLJC 4 LIFE



QuickStop
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G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Borneo approximately on 575.
Your profession was librarian, priest, keeper of tribal relics.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to develop kind attitude to people, to acquire gift of understanding and compassion.
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"Seeker of truth and wisdom"...i bet

Why would you want to email me?
I am Chuck's wasted time.
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do.
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
URoverWHEREnow
Who the hell is this guy?
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Iran approximately on 1850.
Your profession was philosopher, thinker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Artistic personality, always transforming ugly into beautiful, gray into bright colors. You would find an opportunity of creative self-expression in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back.


we dont hang out in you garbage so please dont trash our message board

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern East Australia approximately on 1775.
Your profession was philosopher, thinker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main task -- to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!


quote:

Your profession was philosopher, thinker.


Odd...I am a philosophy minor...hmmmmmm

Actually the more I read that the freakier that gets...it is almost identical to the way I actually am.... Creepy!


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA






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