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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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quote:

It's one thing to get drunk of high with a girl and you decide to shave each other.

You would trust some chick that's high and drunk to shave your nuts. You don't want any accidents in that region.
quote:

Even though I did it for a chick, I still feel like I am gay for doing this.

If you did it for any other reason you might be considered gay. I've done it for a chick too. Not a big deal.
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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BadReligion32
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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Quote : "I just thought I wuld share this with you all since I know you all have a strong interest
in my nuts."

And this one time, at band camp...



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BadReligion32
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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Quote : "I just thought I wuld share this with you all since I know you all have a strong interest
in my nuts."

And this one time, at band camp...



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Numb Nutts
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

out of fear of the itching, and well getting to close and having my sack bleed, i'm more of a trimmer myself


At first I was a little hesitant..same fear, I thought I would cut a vein. I learned that the skin of a nutr sack is one such as leather....it is very tough and not easily cut.

When I get home you want me to post a picture of my nuts to show you?

,

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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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quote:

When I get home you want me to post a picture of my nuts to show you?

please refer to seph's previous post, thank you



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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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well, it's turning out to be quite the double posting kind of day around here...


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This message was edited by crx girl on 10-15-01 @ 4:03 PM
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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quote:

When I get home you want me to post a picture of my nuts to show you?


shit! my hysterical blindness kicked in again!


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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double post


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This message was edited by Arpikarhu on 10-15-01 @ 4:03 PM
Wookie
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
The itching stops after the 2nd time or so. Then you can experiment with different grow back lengths, see what your girl likes. I've only had one girl say she'd rather I'd let it grow in some more. That 2 10-year olds line is funny, though, it is a little like that.


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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Ok, so you shaved your nut sack so the chick would lick them. Question, has she licked them yet or is she waiting for your balls to resemble a cactus?



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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
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Shaving your nuts isn't gay, telling everyone here that you did...well that's about as gay as Goerge Michaels sucking the filling out of a krispy kreame doughnut in a porta john at an Insync concert.


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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quote:

Some of my guy friends who shave also use baby powder-they speak very highly of it.



Sure, I can see where that might work, unless you did what Painter did, and shaved them while drunk. Then you wake up the next morning, forget what happened, look down, and think you've got anthrax on your balls.


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
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quote:

When I get home you want me to post a picture of my nuts to show you?




Why? You want us to be in awe of your newly designed nutts? That's so "geyyy".





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Numb Nutts
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Shaving your nuts isn't gay, telling everyone here that you did...well that's about as gay as Goerge Michaels


Yeah but others guys giving me advice on how to do it is even GAYER than me telling you.

quote:

Why? You want us to be in awe
quote:



So your mom couldnt keep a secret huh?



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This message was edited by Numb Nutts on 10-15-01 @ 8:20 PM
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 8:21 PM      
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 10:43 PM      
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God damn this thread is gay.
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