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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Here's a few more:

Stuff a pillow under your shirt, and get one of those "Hello, my name is:" stickers. Fill in the name Chad.
-Pregnant Chad (Sig name referance)

Depending on your hair color, you could be either Snap, Crackle or Pop from Rice Krispies. Very easy to make.

You could dress all in green and be a booger. Not very creative, but still funny.

If you wear a barrel with suspenders, you could go as Maynard. (j/k barrel-boy. ;))

More to come...


BTW- I thought the Anthrax Mailman was pretty funny. But then, I've got a sick sense of humor.


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!


Phantom Fields
Drunken GW
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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I was thinking a phillipino boy is only about a hundred for the night..Why not that and a couple dozen eggplant and I can go as GS. :)

Or maybe cut my schween off and goe as Ken's dad.



If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Ken'sPen
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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quote:

Or maybe cut my schween off and goe as Ken's dad.

What no smiley face???!!!
I thought we were friends.

If only you knew the Hiemlich.
Your mom would be alive and my dad would have his schween back........;) there see?

IrishAlkey
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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Steal a car, drive to the party in it, and rape a girl at the party.
Your "black guy" costume is now complete.





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RonRon5477
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
It's only $10. You might as well get it.


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Drunken GW
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

If only you knew the Hiemlich.
Your mom would be alive and my dad would have his schween back


I think you're confusing things, it was your sister that was looking for the crack money. ;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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Hey Fuck of GW, it was just that one time she did that. Like your family doesn't have it's dysfunctional secrets.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ken, they haven't found me out yet.....do I hear sirens...gotta go.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Doc Smith
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 6:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
You can be ultra-hip and go as Space Ghost

Or you can do what me and two of my friends did two years ago. Buy white sweatpants and sweat shirts, dye the appropriate color (purple, red, green, or yellow) and tape a small square of almuninum foil to your belly. There you have it, instant Teletubbies. We then topped it off by buying a kiddie Teletubbies costume made for a kid who is about 3 feet tall and just using the head piece thing from it which by an act of God actually could be squeezed onto a full size adult's head.

(OK, insert kid-touching joke here, I walked right into it)

I was Laa-Laa, the yellow one. When the three of us stood together, it was...odd.


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This message was edited by Doc Smith on 10-22-01 @ 6:18 PM
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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be Captain America, everyone loves him, he's americas superhero :)




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Spork
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Serious suggestions only please...

Actually here's one I was thinking of that you could always use - I'm always one to try and go for as little costume/makeup necessary (You don't want to be smelling like the Philly Phanatic by the end of the night).

How about

MEMENTO MAN?

All you need to do is make fake little tatoos for yourself. Like the "Remember Sammy Jenkis" one on your left hand, the FACT 1: WHITE MALE ones going up your wrist.

True, you have to have seen the movie to get it, but all in all not a bad costume methinks.

"Don't believe his lies"




Thank you to all the brave volunteers who brought us all together as a country,
and thank you to those of you brave soldiers who will fight and have fought for our country.
We are a free people because of your efforts.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sorry to bring this up again, But I just got an E-mail that was very funny...

Someone had a box on his head with the front open, with 2 1/2 circles cut out on the bottem.
There was a sign on the box that read "FREE MAMMOGRAM...Insert boobs here"

[Norton] NICCCSH! [Norton]


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!


Phantom Fields
King f-tard
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
You could carry a burning cross and wear a hood and chase down all the darkies you see. Oh wait, thats my weekend plans. Sorry GW.







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Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I always wanted to go as a Mentos commercial. Just do stupid shit, kiss women you don't know etc. and when anyone gets mad pull the roll out and give the thumbs up.

Arthur Dent
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

And where's your costume?
I'm a serial killer. They look just like everyone else.


How about a bathrobe, fuzzy slippers, a towel, and an oversized PDA? Go as, well, me.

Or get a robe, pointy hat, etc. and go as Gandolf in Lord of the Rings. Beat the rush.

All leather outfit and a hairberret over your eyes. Cyclops from X-Men.

Bald Cap and welding goggles: Riddick from Perfect Dark.



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