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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Post your Favorite Math Equation ! | ||||
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| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 6:47 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01  | quote: -15 for good behavior= your battered rectum will be out in 5. :-)  One Nation...Indivisible. Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you. "The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ. And then came Lewis Black." This message was edited by Noellevious on 10-28-01 @ 6:49 PM | ||||
| Gamepro100 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Gameshark Thinktank | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 6:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | this isn't an eqaution just a riddle. There's three bunnys and three ears. each bunny wants two ears. how do get each bunny two ears. NO YOU CAN'T KILL ANY OF THEM.  Thanx to Austin 3:16,and jerichoholic1. You can e-mail me at [email protected] my sn is gamepro100 graduated from the adolescentmasturbator school of newbies | ||||
| Wookie | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 7:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | A man and a woman have a little baby. = Three in the family. = The Magic Number. Go Diamondbacks?! WTF?!?!  Son of NYPD, our real heroes. You may remember me from such screenames as WookiePoolParty, and GGeckoWannabe... | ||||
| Joe Soprano | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 9:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I heard this one as the Bob Buchmann 'Trick Q of the D': Q: How many 4's does it take to get 500? A1: 8... 444 + 44 + 4 + 4 = 500 A2: 7... 44 + 44 - 4 - 4 - 4 And of course, I'll beat all you smartasses to this one: Carolines - Comedy = Me! EDIT: Yes, the 4's are supposed to be up, not down, on the 2nd solution, but you know what, it's gonna have to be this way.  "Who made you the comedy police?" - Mike Dinacola GO BUCS This message was edited by Joe Soprano on 10-28-01 @ 11:29 PM | ||||
| FoundryMusicScott | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 9:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Okay, first the joke equation: 4:20 = Stinky + Weed Now the classic equation we all know and love: c^2 = a^2 + b^2 "That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President." -President George W. Bush, 9/11/01 | ||||
| FoundryMusicScott | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 9:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Okay, first the joke equation: 4:20 = Stinky + Weed Now the classic equation we all know and love: c^2 = a^2 + b^2 Now for my own: The American Civil War = The South's affirmation to states rights + Their advocation of slavery What, we can't delete our own posts anymore? I thought we couldn't delete our own threads? "That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President." -President George W. Bush, 9/11/01 This message was edited by FoundryMusicScott on 10-28-01 @ 9:11 PM | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 10:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | one 40oz of beer=your ass on the floor and 4:20=Stinky + Weed 4:20/rules= Stinky Rules 
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| WyzeGuy | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | 6 + 9 = a very good time | ||||
| Joe Soprano | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I just thought of something... Since when did ANY math equation per se have to be our favorite? "Who made you the comedy police?" - Mike Dinacola GO BUCS | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Pers Equation #1: ----------------- (X + 1)^2 = X^2 + 2X + 1 Basically states that the square of a number increases by an then next odd number of the previous square: 0^2 + 1 =1^2, 1^2 + 3 = 2^2, 2^2 + 5 = 3^2, 3^2 + 7 =4^2, etc....  She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy , the Executioner. | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | 3 rights make 1 left. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Fez = Dick If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Sephiroth=Magus=finds being analy raped by Gonzo enjoyable. | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Have to go with my all-time personal fav...The Shrodinger Equation If you've ever studied Quantum Physics, this is your bestest friend. It tells you all kinds of things about energy levels and probablitly based off the Uncertainty Principle (you can't know something's momentum and location at the same time)  The price of freedom is eternal vigilance -Thomas Jefferson | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:00 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Sephiroth + limp wrist = magus Gonzo + Slash = Love  If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Touch + My + Schmeckel = Toss + My + Salad If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Holy Mother of Fuck is that fucking funny. Too bad only 4 people on the board get it! LMMFAO
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 4:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: I dunno if i should be honored or pissed at that. Seph they may not get the inside joke, but they will get the joke either way. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 4:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I always feel better when others prove they're bigger nerds than me. :) And Doc, quote: [joke]Isn't that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? I thought Shrodinger was about a cat in a box? [joke] And don't forget: AdolescentMasturbator's post count / 2 = AdolescentMasturbator's actual posts count | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 9:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | 3 teaspoons= 1 tablespoon 4 tablespoons= 1/4 cup 3 1/4 cups= 1 beer 12 beers= 12pack Need I say more??????????  E-Mail Me | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 9:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in! "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory | ||||
| DasDoomper | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Dude, who the hell taught you calculus? Everyone knows that: 1+1=3 (For extremely large values of 1) My favorite of course, is E=mc^2 That's how Einstein learned to split the beer atom, which is why beer has bubbles. DasDoomper  | ||||
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