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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Obituary | ||||
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| Sephiroth | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 2:11 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | Im so disappointed in you.
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| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 2:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Face...I am starting to dislike you terribly :) i can't believe my dream is over i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes now i'm one with the fools of love Bundle of cuteness?? You're insane....sweet shluffies.... USA | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 4:17 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Hey look at it this way FMFB atleast with a motel once your victim passes out you can get full use of the bed.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Gonzo finding a way to pinch pennies...too funny. | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Did you leave a light on for it? ;) Congrats, katya-ann, and remember to use this power only for good...or not.  HydratedPeach Don't just stare at me...EAT ME. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 10:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:You know, I really don't appreciate being called an anim... oh shit, I mean, the guy who took Katya's virginity probably wouldn't appreciate being called an animal. So don't call me, umm, I mean, don't call him that.  "Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Basically, it was our nine month anniversary, and we just wanted a place to hang out (Gotta understand, he was living at an extended stay Motel 6 with roomates for awhile; sadly, Motel 6 is like a second home for the two of us. I know it's not terribly "romantic" so much as it is kinky, but it's comfortable) We'd spent the whole day together, having a wonderful time. He'd just gotten a new job that day which meant that he could, you know, PAY off his credit debts (a major big happy with us), and I'd had a stellar day at work, meanwhile, I'd also aced my English midterm. We had about two hours to kill before our reservations for dinner, so we went to grab a room. He was going to stay there that night anyways. We did the usual happy things, shower, curl up all warm and toasty, back massage, foot massage (I am the queen of massage!) And then, while fooling around, we both moved at the same time in the right/wrong direction, and there was that really awkward moment when you're all... "Uh, whoops, it seems as though I have just slipped inside of you... Why don't I remove that and pretend this never happened... Sorry..." So we both just got kinda giggly because that soooo wasn't supposed to happen (and shut up to anyone who I KNOW is going to tell me "yeah right, accidentally..." ) So we fooled around a little longer and then we went to dinner early so we wouldn't get in any more trouble. During dinner I asked him if it was as good for him as it was for me (: Later, when we went back to the room, we ended up making out again, and this time it was diliberate because.... Because.... Shit I don't know. Besides the fact that I love him and and going to marry him, I don't have any other reason for doing this. I know I'm probably going to spend half an eternity in purgatory for this, but.... I don't know... If I could take it back, I don't think I would. It's something that happened that is so ingraved in my mind and heart that I could never forget it. It bugs me that I didn't do what I said I wasn't going to do, and that's have sex with anyone before I get married-- not engaged, MARRIED. It seems archaic to some, but there are plenty of practical (and of course, spiritual) reasons for not having sex before you're married to someone who you know will stay with you forever. *sigh* I think it bugs me most that we've gotten so much closer because of this, we can sleep together, but we still can't spend the night sleeping NEXT to each other because I live with my parents, and they won't let him stay here or let me out all night. Sucks to be me, but it's probably for my own good (: Glad you all thought the lead post was funny. I wasn't sure how to break it to everyone that I'd been rooooned for the next board party (: BTW, I was more willing to give up the balloon knot before I was the tunnel of love. I'd offered to christen (bad word choice (: ) his new appartment with a rousing bout of anal, which he was more than happy to accept (: But none of that matters, though, because I'm much better at giving head, anyways, so... | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I'm officially trying to hook up with you.  | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | [movie reference]Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife[/movie reference] Tried to save a place from the cuts and the scratches Tried to overcome the complications and the catches Nothing ever grows and the sun doesn't shine all day Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:25 AM | | |||
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| o&aswallow | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I didn't know you lived in Boston? quote: That a girl, it's always a good idea to have a backup plan. ;-) Wasn't that whole losing the cherry accidently ([tysonvoice]allegedly[/tysonvoice]) story just the sweetest thing you ever read?  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. This message was edited by o&aswallow on 11-16-01 @ 11:44 AM | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Yup, me too.  you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 12:35 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: LAST BOY SOUT BOOOYAH MOTHERFUCKER, HOW YOU LIKE THAT? umm anyway quote: sounds like a real fuckin winner. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Cranky Ass | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 2:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Sounds like marriage material to me. Yet another example of why you should NEVER put your personal life on this message board! ;) ________________  Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 2:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Katya, leave him for me now. You can live in luxury when you move in with me at the Shady Acres Trailer Park and Rest Stop. I don't mean to brag but I got the biggest home (double wide) in the whole damn place. Our evenings can be filled with Cold Duck and making love. What do you say? | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 3:09 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Fuck that man throw in some ciggarettes and i'll move in with ya. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 11-17-2001 @ 5:40 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I'm not going to try to explain the whole "homeless/motel" thing because it would take too long-- long story short, he was only living there because his ex-girlfriend managed to get them kicked out of their appartment because she mentioned that someone on the lease wasn't living there anymore, etc. He was doing just fine, ready to get a place with some friends, when the roomates he had at the Motel6 up and bailed on him. Then he lost a kick ass job, and things went down hill. But now he's got another kick ass job and should be getting a place within the year. The end. Yeah, I KNOW motel 6 isn't the place where any grl WANTS to lose her virginity. But... All that melted away. It was just the two of us. And it's going to be that way for a very long time. (You can go ahead and call me naieve, but the truth is I'd leave before he ever would, you know) And there are going to be plenty of opprotunities to make up for this one time. I just love him, that's all. Not in that stupid girly "I'll do anything for you, baby!" way. Just... I know this is all part of some plan. Maybe this is exactly what's supposed to happen to the two of us right now. *shrug* Maybe I'm supposed to learn something from this. Maybe I'm just shittin' y'all and none of this ever happened... In the end, I can't take it back anyway (: So I might as well find the best in it. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:16 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Awww it's ok no excuses are neccesary I can just picture the two of you growing old together. The jesus freak and her man.  This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 11-17-01 @ 2:19 PM | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 11-17-2001 @ 2:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Sounds like an a bad Vos crowd-joke... 'you ever walk into the room, see her naked on the bed, and accdietnally trip, fall, and eat out her pussy?'  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 11-18-2001 @ 12:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | GS- ROTFLMCOPMPAVOM! That's the best response I've read so far! | ||||
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