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Maynard	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:43 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	I just want to thank you all for confirming my belief that all people suck. Some more then others. But yes, everyone sucks. you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck.

Psycho Bitch	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:59 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	That's easy, nothing...and I mean NOTHING pisses me off more than being lied to. Especially when there's no reason for it. You did something, own up to it, don't be a pussy and hide behind the "safe" cliches to "spare my feelings" or "let me down easy"...I hate that shit. I Love The Sean Cold ;) You say you don't know what you're doing here...Does that mean you might disappear ...How would I know ...You might feel that there's something real...In the next hello.... How would I know...If you don't tell me so...if you wanted to go ...How would I know . [ÃAIMÃ ] [ÃE-MailÃ] This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 11-19-01 @ 12:04 PM

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	I've been told I suck at shuffleboard, other then that I don't suck.....unless there's a pink nip in front of me.:) What I think sucks.... Non respect showing mutha fuckers who won't get off there ass when a woman is standing on a subway. Players. The skin on top of pudding. The price of food and alchohol in the city. The Flyers. Definatley people that lie. Not getting a bj the last 6 months. Oh yeah did I mention the Flyers? :) If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Things I think that suck: 1. Kid A's posts lately 2. Maynard's shirt 3. bar 9's musical selections 4. Lord Magus's dancing 5. The fact that Seph and Magus aren't really Conjoined twins 6. Wackbag 7. The line to get into Red Rock West 8. NYC's subway system

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Slash I try to give my best to the board. I reread what I wrote and thought a "that" was needed. This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 11-19-01 @ 11:27 AM What did you miss this time? As a moderator it is my duty to inform you that we have a "Preview" before you post button ;) Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: What did you miss this time? Yesterday you called me predictable. That post was a bolt of lightning from a clear blue sky.

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 12:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	~> being tired ~> being distracted at work ~> dating ~> bills ~> hang-nails ~> traffic, people who cut you off, people who drive slow in the fast lane, people who weave in their lane or in & out of traffic, non-blinker-users, people who pull out in front of you when there is no one behind you, people who forget how to merge, people who don't pull out when there is a space ~> houses/apts ~> washing dishes ~> bugs ~> snow, when you can't get where you need to go ~> another year over ~> coughing/sick ~> shaving ~> etc

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Things that suck: - Grumpy's mom on the first date. - Maynard when he's ragging ;) - the person/people that pissed on Psycho Bitch's weekend. - weeks that seem to last forever - my boss - "When Froy Attacks" (tonite on Fox!;)) - the fact that I can't get my wife and kids all they want for Christmas and more (sorry, did I get too deep?) Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY!

Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: not drinking enough water before you go to sleep so you wake up dehydrated Isn't the problem drinking too much before bed and waking up early with the uber full bladder? One Nation...Indivisible. NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all... The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

Sephiroth	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	I want to know who taught LunaBabe HTML, because what sucks is the fucking seizure i get after all of her posts. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 4:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	I'm so sorry Seph I'm so sorry, Sephno...really...I am:-)Please Please forgive meI'm so sorry, Seph Romeo, he said to Juliet, â€œYou got a poor complexion It donâ€™t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.â€ Juliet said back to Romeo, â€œWhy donâ€™t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.â€ ;-)BBBOINKKK;-) Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only. This message was edited by LunaBabe on 11-19-01 @ 4:09 PM

Sephiroth	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 4:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 4:15 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Alkey I am honoured to have made the list. Thank you. And to answer your question, I suck because I heard if I blow, she might die. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Freedom is worth fighting for.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 4:27 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you suck? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because I Love Gonzo. Slashy you have no idea how hard that just made me, I love you my dearest. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

Psycho Bitch	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 4:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	Barry Manilow, whom I have yet to meet or speak to, said this very sweet thing: quote: the person/people that pissed on Psycho Bitch's weekend. Thank you very much my dear, but the series of events that had taken place leading up to my arrival at Bar 9 only managed to ruin about 20 minutes of my weekend. I vent then I get over it, besides no one has that kind of power over me :) But thank you again darling, I have now added you to the people I love list :) I Love The Sean Cold ;) You say you don't know what you're doing here...Does that mean you might disappear ...How would I know ...You might feel that there's something real...In the next hello.... How would I know...If you don't tell me so...if you wanted to go ...How would I know . [ÃAIMÃ ] [ÃE-MailÃ] This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 11-19-01 @ 4:49 PM

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 4:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	You're welcome, PB. I only said that because I [Sarcasam] kinda got the impression[Sarcasam] that something happened to you this weekend from the tone of your last few posts in various threads. Glad to know you're all better now. * And now, so I don't kill the flow of the thread: Things that suck: -Vaccum cleaner (Someone HAD to say it) -Richard Jeni (I'm listening) -The fact that I've been here since 5:30AM and still here! :(!!!!!! I love the Psycho Bitch, too ;) Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY!

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 5:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	coming home and finding that the fucking delinquent mongoloid kids pulled the doorknob off your front door so you can't get into your building. and once you're in having to leave the front door unlocked, leaving yourself completely vunerable because the doorknob on the inside door is broken, so if you don't leave the deadbolt to hold it open you get locked inside the building. landlords An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: [email protected]

Shot Girl Plastic handcuffs... they're not just for games of cops & robbers My cat has arms!	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 7:48 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	quote: *landlords couldn't agree with ya more â€¢ slow fucking drivers who can't find their lane â€¢ greedy employers â€¢ nosey people â€¢ cleaning up dog shit/kitty litter

OAAWITE	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 12:58 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Do you actually get in there and really clean it? Or just kind of once over it with the water in the shower? Sometimes you gotta dig in there. That's becuase you are fat. Less fat = shallower belley button = no digging. Best sports writer ever

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