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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Matthew Lillard- any movie he's been in


he was good in SLC Punk, though.
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David Spade- Lost and Found

the movie was bad, but not cause of him


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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Madonna: all her movies


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...

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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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Keanu Reeves - He was at his most wooden in Speed.

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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
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Daryl Hannah in any movie except Splash.
Glen Campbell in True Grit
Melanie Griffith in ANYTHING
Elvis in ANYTHING
Sharon Stone in ANYTHING
Jerry O'Connell in ANYTHING
Tom Arnold in ANYTHING

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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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the father in Manos the Hands of Fate (you want bad acting go to the MST3K library)



I would have chosen all of Manos' wives, myself. I mean, how hard is it to put on a decent catfight?



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Every time I used to look into my ex's eyes and say "I love you."





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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
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David Strathairn in The River Wild with Meryl Streep and Kevin Bacon. Which blew 'cause he was great the following year in Dolores Claiborne (1995) with Kathy Bates and Jennifer Jason Leigh.

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I don't remember deniro being in a movie called "ditto" but if you say it sucked well ok.


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Ray Liotta - Goodfellas


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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
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Worst Acting in a Movie



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Every time I used to look into my ex's eyes and say "I love you."



Funny, I looked up "IrishAlkey" on imdb and got nothing. ;)



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Every time I used to look into my ex's eyes and say "I love you."


LMAO :)
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Funny, I looked up "IrishAlkey" on imdb and got nothing. ;)



Well no one said home porns didn't count ;)


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...

USA




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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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Stephen King in any cameo.
But especially the one where he STARS as a moronic redneck who touches a meteor and starts turning green and fuzzy, but is too scared of doctors to go to one.



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
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But especially the one where he STARS as a moronic redneck who touches a meteor and starts turning green and fuzzy, but is too scared of doctors to go to one.
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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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all the actors in final fantasy. i just couldn't empathize with anyone, and the chemistry between the two leads, well, that was just non-existant. it was nice to look at though, even if it is just a propaganda film for some crazy earthloving cult.



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