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HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 12-03-2001 @ 11:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	1) To be moderately wealthy...not necessarily a mega-millionaire, but enough to keep me and my family comfortable for the rest of our lives 2) To spend the rest of my life with my one true love 3) the perfect body (what, I can't be a little vain? It's my 3 wishes, dammit! ;)) This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 12-4-01 @ 1:08 AM

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:00 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	1. just to be happy 2. to have my dream job 3. to one day have a great husband and kids i dont ask for much WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High God Bless America

virgingrrl and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:06 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	1. to have all of my dream jobs; which are to be maureen in rent on broadway, editor in chief of jane magazine, and to own my own record label... can get that all in one wish right? :) 2. to find and be with my other half forever 3.and a long healthy life for myself and all the people that i love ...i am a work in progress dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding offering me intricate patterns of questions rhythms that never come clean and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:30 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Death Death² Death³ AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

NJopposition	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:03 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: Death DeathÂ² DeathÂ³ im beginning to like Slash more and more.... 1) financial security for life 2) spend the rest of my life with my ideal woman 3) peace and health for all....that i like

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: be maureen in rent on broadway VG is gonna jump over the moon :) great show! my wishes: 1. to finish college with good grades and make a great law school 2. to get a good career and be able to support myself and give myself financial security (i'd rather work for it than have it fall in my lap) 3. health and happiness for my family and friends The more things change the more they stay the same. The more they stay the same, the more I go insane.

OAAWITE	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:14 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. The second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas. Love the French Bread Pizza Best sports writer ever

King f-tard	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 7:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	just three. 1. All the money I could ever use 2. Health and happiness for my fams. 3. To marry the chick in Tequila's sig pic. IM me Or E-Mail Me Lets Go Knicks.

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:33 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Who needs three? Wish #1: Omnipotence. You make your own wishes after that. Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out. "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank

DoughBoy	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:58 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	1. 100 Million Cash 2. Perfect Health for myself and loved ones 3. 9 inches limp

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:10 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	1 Money, like 10 biiiillllllliiiiooonnn dollars. 2 Well being for all my friends and family 3 An honest woman If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	1. To find my other half 2. Graduate college and law school and find a job that not only pays my bills but allows me some financial freedom, as well as leaves me feeling good at the end of the day 3. To never feel want anymore...like be totally happy...and not feel the desire for anything more... I was hoping I was hoping we could heal each other I was hoping I was hoping we could be raw together you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive... USA

spitfire421	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:57 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	I would wish for: My own record label where I can produce and sell records by artists whose music is the most important thing...and actually make money with it Health and happiness to all those close to me And, um, cool super powers :) yeah, that's it *You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.* Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that Iâ€™ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round NEVER FORGET!!!

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:28 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	I've thought about this before and I've always come to the conclusion that you only need one wish - I wish for everyone to be happy - I figure that if you're happy then you're not lacking anything

virgingrrl and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: VG is gonna jump over the moon Only thing to do is... only thing to is jump... only thing to do is jump over the moon come on...MOOOOOO with me :) ...i am a work in progress dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding offering me intricate patterns of questions rhythms that never come clean and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

Maynard	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:45 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	1.I don't need to find my soul mate(although that would be nice), I just want to find a woman that is fun to be with and doesn't lie. 2.$5,000 dollars a week tax free for the rest of my life. 3.Lifelong health for myself, family, and friends. down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon People suck.

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 2:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	quote: only thing to do is jump over the moon Ok...I'm game! Mooooooooooo!!! BBBOINKKK

CantHandleMyBooty	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:05 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	1.Get a good job that i love that pays well to support me and my future goals. 2.Good health for me and my family. 3.To have a happy life including... a totally devoted loving husband, a few kids would be nice too, a kitten and a puppy,nice house, car, yada yada! :) [IMg]http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/CantHandleMyBooty sig/shakira copy.jpg"> I'm just a dreamer. I dream my life away. I'm just a dreamer. Who dreams of better days.

virgingrrl and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Ok...I'm game! Mooooooooooo!!! that's it...now louder! MOOOOOOOO! ...see im so good at this how can i not get that job? :) ...i am a work in progress dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding offering me intricate patterns of questions rhythms that never come clean and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	How is this for louder? MOOOOOOOO :-) BBBOINKKK

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	Luna, put the mouse down and step away from your HTML refrence pages. ;) AIM E-MAIL We were like peas and carrots AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success

Sephiroth	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Awwww fuck, now Lunababe is gonna start her brain hemmorraging HTML tricks again. Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

virgingrrl and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	now you two be nice, shes entertaining me, so she is allowed to do what ever she wishes :) ...i am a work in progress dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding offering me intricate patterns of questions rhythms that never come clean and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	but...but...but...once I get going I just can't stop! ;-) *Thank You, Virgingrrl!* BBBOINKKK

Maynard	posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:04 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Hmm....girls making animal sounds.....interesting.... down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon People suck.

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