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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
And actually, let me change my gift to you - a sense of humore and a better personality

Okay, that was funny.


Alkey - ear muffs
OAS - depends
KidA - another strike
GS - a subscription to Boy's life
Spit - a 4 foot hooka
Maynard - lady bics
Metal - a gyro
Ken's Pen - a brand new edit button
PsychoBitch - some sun
NJ Straw - a knee job from a stripper
NJ Panther - a higher powered ceiling fan
Slackjaw - some softball skillz
Teq - a green card
WNEWGirl - a life size cardboard cut out of Opie


....more to come




If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Kid Afrika
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
a sense of humore and a better personality

VG has a great sense of humor and her personality is just fine the way it is. How about if you get yourself some thicker skin instead?


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"




This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 12-4-01 @ 3:17 PM

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
1)A safe return home for all my friends and co-workers that are currently deployed.

2)I know I'll never be rich with my chosen career, but that's not why I joined. Enough money to live on comfortably is good for me...and I have that now, if I save well.

3)For some people I know to wake up and realize the world doesn't revolved around them, or do they need to harass/put down others to make themselves feel better.


:) Did you mean to put this in the three wishes thread? :)

Ok I got more:

AFDude - for one of his teams to finally win a championship....an extra $100 a month, and a home cooked meal :)

Oh and....

quote:
FMFB - a new stalker, her old stalker's jokes are getting old or maybe he's just getting tired from following her around (did I mention I love faceman)


I have a stalker?!

quote:
And actually, let me change my gift to you - a sense of humore and a better personality


The only thing I would give VG is less concert tickets so she won't always tease me... :)


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always
you finish my sentences I think i love you
what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly
and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...
USA






This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 12-4-01 @ 3:28 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
EAT ME DEVIL WOMAN

Now there's a scary thought. Sorry, next time I'll be sure to preview my posts for spelling errors.
quote:
How about if you get yourself some thicker skin instead?

What I meant was, can I have some of yours?



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 12-4-01 @ 3:41 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
girl fight, girl fight!!! Better get here quick people before VG knocks someone the fuck out again;)



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.



Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
this was such a happy thread till the girls started to play.


This message will be edited by Ken'sPen shortly.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Better get here quick people before VG knocks someone the fuck out again
No, you can take your time, I think I could take her or at least put up a good fight ;)

virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
VG has a great sense of humor and her personality is just fine the way it is.

thanks Kid :)

quote:
The only thing I would give VG is less concert tickets so she won't always tease me...

and to FMFB i give a stack of set lists from all the concerts i have been too :)


quote:
No, you can take your time, I think I could take her or at least put up a good fight

heh,you don't want to fuck with this, so just take a seat slappy and stop defiling Ken's thread

...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
hmm. gifts i'd give to you crazy people......

Tequlia-Hubcaps....from a nascar
K1d-his own board called opieanthony2.com where he can finally be his own mod. (and noone will ever care)
Arthur Dent-A wireless internet laptop so he can use the board at his job
Shelle-........nah waaaay too easy. I'll get back to you on this
Amy-An internship at WNEW, but unfortunatly opie still doesn't care
Irish Ak-More time for him to post more
French Bread Pizza (AKA the new hottie)-The digicam with the highest resolution possible (in order to see you better sweetie) and every god damn thing on her website's wishlist. (if someone had the sense to buy her anything already ;) )
Straw- A VIP tour of Fox News. The after party is at a nearby strip club. ;)
Septh- brains fresh from canada
Cranky Ass- A clue
CLS- 50 yard line VIP seats at the Orange Bowl
Unicron-...a chick with really large tities and a big ass to...just say hi to him.
Manyard- A round of screwdrivers on me!
Froy- A personal trainer
GS- A VIP pass to any water park of his choice...in the kiddie's area
Teen Week-A subscription to every damn paper in the NY area so he can inform us even further
Ikea Boy-Fresh air ;) TV is bad for you.
PB- Flyers season tickets. (Hey I had to work with something!)
Any Stoner-A shopping spree for munchies at 7-11
TFEC- Mein Kempf by Adolf Hitler. ;)
NYRandalotoffuckingnumbers- Soccer and Cart tickets so he can cheer all he wants as the only fan.

And for me...one nublie female virgin for me forever and ever. I'm done for now.


I've been wrong, I've been down

Into the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head

Scream "are we having fun yet?"
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
shit i suck, double post!

This message was edited by Lent on 12-4-01 @ 4:04 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
No, you can take your time, I think I could take her or at least put up a good fight


Mom, I know vg and you are no vg



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.



av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
so just take a seat slappy


LMMFYBO!!!

Geez mom, Yer really becoming a party pooper. Now get yer PANTIES out yer ass & start havin fun.



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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
and to FMFB i give a stack of set lists from all the concerts i have been too


Grrr...there you go being mean again...you could've at least given me concert tickets :)





This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 12-4-01 @ 3:56 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
heh,you don't want to fuck with this, so just take a seat slappy and stop defiling Ken's thread

I'm shaking in my boots seems the appropriate come back for that *rolls eyes*. Add to my list of presents - some drugs for VG to help her lighten up. Oh and VG, I'm not defiling Ken's thread, I posted my presents, you just didn't see the humor in yours which led to this stupidity.
quote:
Mom, I know vg and you are no vg

Aw, thanks faceman, I didn't know you knew me well enough to pay me a compliment.
OK, enough of this fun, I promise to only post serious replies from now on. And Ken, I aplogize if I ruined your thread.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ladies, no limit on the amount of hair pulling. :)




If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
To Irish Alkey-a laptop to go along with his computer, that way he can post on both of them at the same time, thusthen saving time


Pure genius! Facey gets a ------> :)




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
MYLTF wrote:

No, you can take your time, I think I could take her or at least put up a good fight ;)


Now where did I hear that before? Hmmmm??



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
Aw, thanks faceman, I didn't know you knew me well enough to pay me a compliment


I wasnt. But think whatever you need to get you through the day.



Happy Holidays
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.



spitfire421
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
MYLF, chill...VG will just step on ya :)

quote:
well thanks sweetcheeks, i'd settle for someone thats atleast 5'10

What's the fun in it if you can't wear heels?
quote:
but if you must give me a girl friend, make it Spit, cause shes the coolest

Nice!




You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
VG, thanks for defending my thread.... I think it's the first time you've taken notice of me.
But MYLF is one of my bitches and she can rampage in my thread if she wants.
Besides far be it from me to break up a girl fight.
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
MYLF, chill...VG will just step on ya

and thats why i love ya Spit:)


quote:
What's the fun in it if you can't wear heels?

its ok i like to be barefoot anyway

quote:
But MYLF is one of my bitches and she can rampage in my thread if she wants.


no, no she can't why? because i say so :)

...i am a work in progress
dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding
offering me intricate patterns of questions
rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen ...



This message was edited by virgingrrl on 12-4-01 @ 4:05 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Gonzo - a nice crate of eggplant



Froy the only man to trully know the secret to my happiness.

VG you just made me so fuckin hot, since I am jewish you are getting 9 days worth of hepatitis juice allover your body.






I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.
She-Mail Me Here

Sephiroth
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
VirginGrrl - The flesh of Tori Amos sewn into a suit. At least this way she'll get better concert seatd.
Faceman - The blood of non-believers. Er... I mean a Tie.
PyschoBitch - A Cockring.
Kid Afrika - My comprehensive list of Image Macros for any occation. That should shut him up for a while.
~*~BeckyDC~*~ - The gift of sweet, sweet oblivion.
DrunkenGW - The beer i still owe him for beating up that vato for me. Sorry dude, i keep forgetting.
Spitfire421 - Nothing Marijuana related. Make her see that there is life beyond Pot.
Crx Girl - Some blood pudding. Tally Ho chap!
Slash - A larger hard-drive for his brain. I hope it connects via USB port.
TFEC - A Authentic WW2 era Luger Pistol.
Alkey - Broken Fingers, so he cant post as much. Oh,Im sorry, thats my gift to OA.com itself.
Froy - Puberty.
Gonzostyle - "How to be popular and make Friends."

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Maynard
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well I'm tall enough for both of you to need heels. :-)


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

People suck.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Since I got permission, oh and by the way Ken, I've never been someone's bitch before, I just want to say a few more words...
quote:
I wasnt. But think whatever you need to get you through the day.
Faceman, it was a joke, I'm sure you know VG and like her, I don't presume to think that you're actually sticking up for me
quote:
MYLF, chill...VG will just step on ya
How tall is she anyway? I'm 5'10, is she an amazon?
quote:
Geez mom, Yer really becoming a party pooper. Now get yer PANTIES out yer ass & start havin fun
av8er, I am having fun, and damn, I thought I was being funny




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