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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
thanks maynard. it's ok though. I thought about what you said and I really can't think of anyway to change it. Glad you liked it though.

King f-tard
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Wow, TW posting ORIGINAL content, and it was very good. Quite nice, but you are just inflating K1d's already large head by putting him first. :):)








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posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
bravo tw and syko, very well done, gave me quite a laugh on this rainy day

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Syko & TW, they were both awesome. TW, I thought you said you were uncreative? *pats TW on the back*...as for me, I'm still as uncreative as I stated earlier :(

And Ken, this isn't twas the night before Christmas, but my own little poem to you:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Here's what you asked for
Your own personal FU
j/k, you know you're my fave :)




This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 12-14-01 @ 12:08 PM
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Nice job kiddies...
quote:

great job but you forgot
and wnews girl getting left out

No...She left you out. :)


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-14-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Frump, who are you kidding, some asshole named GrumpyAssBastard wrote that.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
FN Moron
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posted on 12-14-2001 @ 7:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ok... first off, Bravo to Grumpy, Syko & TeenWeek for their renditions... i truly loved them all... and you inspired me to pen my own...

I tried to mention as many people as I could, so if you weren't mentioned, I'm sorry... for those of you I did mention... I'm really, really sorry... but, c'mon...we're just having fun, right? ...anyways, here it be...

An OA.com X-Mas story

Twas the night before the party, and all ‘cross the board…
The Members were posting, especially the whores!!!
There’s Maynard with a double, there’s Alkey with six…
And Uncle Gonzo solicits Philipino Boy dicks.

Brother Joe tunes up… and I don’t mean his guitars.
And then he packs all his shit in the back of his car.
Ha’Bill is long sleeping, dreaming…and snoring…
Anthony plays Castle Wolfenstien into the morning.

The virgingrrl MSPaints her childhood pains…
She then pokes and prods at Sephiroth’s brains.
The Froy & The BigArms work out late at the GYM.
With great hopes of becoming (or meeting) strapping young men.

The S.T.O.N.E.R.S. were puffin’ on a big Danked fatty,
With the hopes of seeing The Great Super Patty.
On Ladi, On Sluggo, IkeaBoy & Spit…
Oh Suzie, please tell me how much for a Lid?

The G.O.O.F.B.H.A.G.S. were gaming…Breaking all the rules,
Hey QuickStop, HornyGoatWeed… Get out of the house you tools!
Lord Magus is spotted at a dark ATM…
How many times must he tell you? …“No fucking ‘N’!!!”

Strawberry & Panther hung the new ceiling fan with care,
In hopes of not falling again, …on her derriere.
Gearing up for the party, are Amy & ShelleBink
Getting drunk now, ‘cuz tomorrow they can’t drink

As FollowThisLogic masturbates to HTML codes,
Jim Norton prefers pictures of the late Randy Rhodes.
Av8er prepares for his imminent flailing,
But thankfully Bar 9 has a sturdier railing.

TeenWeek was topical… What?…it could happen, right?.
Yeah, …and SLASH got a new AIM name that very same night.
CRXgirl, crack hitler… RapeFantisizer too…
Will you three please, …please, please, please get a room?

Kid Afrika posted… well, what else does he do?
Let’s just be thankful that he’s not known as Kid Jew.
Lent and The Brain, hmm…, which one is which?
I know Black Laz is the one with big teef-a-sis.

Come Syko, Come Caz, Come Kerry and others…
Bring more of your friends, their Sisters & Mothers.
To the front of the stage, and off with your tops…
Really, …It’s OK… I know Keith the Cop!

Grumpy and the elves, through the night, worked hard
To only be pissed on by King F-Tard.
Drunken G-dub, Lgaia and Luna…
Damn, I wish I had thought of them sooner.

The Moosen’s, Cunt-Twat, Ants, Roger, Shotgirl, GrkQT & slack
Tequila’s whole fucking family that he snuck in the back
My story’s near done, I’m losing my lunch
Oh yeah, I almost forgot… FU Buttmunch!!!




Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-14-2001 @ 8:12 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Excellent work you stoned bard you.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 8:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
TW, props to you, and I agree with Maynard.

Syko, Okay, now I'm scared. ;)

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When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


FN Moron
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posted on 12-14-2001 @ 8:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Excellent work you stoned bard you.
What the fuck is a BARD?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Sephiroth
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

What the fuck is a BARD?


"Storyteller". It's a old-time word for "Story-Teller".

C'mon Dude, you know Froy. He doesnt like anything unless it is at least 300 years old.

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AFDude
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
NICE FN!

quote:

What the fuck is a BARD?


A travelling poet/musician/storyteller from Medieval times.




""It's not life that's important, but those you meet
along the way that make the difference."


This message was edited by AFDude on 12-14-01 @ 9:32 PM
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:21 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
FN MORON
FN ROCKS!!!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Maynard
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
All hail the moron. Excellent work.


down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if I don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
People suck.
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Bravo Mr. Moron, Bravo.

::golf clap::




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Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Holy shit!
I just noticed...(stoner that I am)...
TeenWeek started a thread that got 5 stars!!!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:47 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Beautiful, Moron. Nice work.



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This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina.
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

TeenWeek started a thread that got 5 stars!!!



Who's work warranted the 5 stars though? ;)




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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
well, let's see, only mods can give stars, only one mod posted his work...hmmmm i wonder...;)

great work everybody, i'm very impressed



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Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:01 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Hey...
I wasn't saying TW got the stars...
Just pointing out the fact that they're next to a thread he started...:)


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





FN Moron
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posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

well, let's see, only mods can give stars, only one mod posted his work...hmmmm i wonder...
Are you implying that I put the stars on this thread?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



FN Sluggo
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

Are you implying that I put the stars on this thread?

Um, No, Everybody knows you're not really a mod.


What the hell are you fuggin' lookin' at?
Spitfire421 is "our" mommy...Does that make me..."us" STONER's by proxy?
sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
niice niiice MorOn You rulE........ WoohOoooO

LEt it rip baybe i hada read it to kerry shes wont ever open this boarD she got a KiCk Outa it .... AND SLUGGO YOU RULE PHUCKERRRRRRRRRR :) muah ***!@~!

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Gearing up for the party, are Amy & ShelleBink
Getting drunk now, ‘cuz tomorrow they can’t drink



Yeah, we're working on getting banned from our houses.

quote:

C'mon Dude, you know Froy. He doesnt like anything unless it is at least 300 years old.



o&aswallow, comment? ;)


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MamA CaZ
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm still laughing....

that is BRILLIANT pecker!!

you MUST read that tonight... PLEASE..

bravo bravo!!
::golf clap::
I LOVE THE MORON



"you will never be forgotten"


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