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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Ok Ladies......Ante Up... | ||||
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| Roger | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 7:16 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | quote: Who the hell talks like that anymore? I'm gonna start a new trend now whilst I am here on this very board. (I probably won't remember I even said that by my next post)  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 7:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: wasnt so much your voice i was imagining, it was looking at you while you were saying it. :slobber, drool:: AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 8:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Weird, I laughed like a fuckin hyenna(sp?who cares) when they brought it up in the show. My thought to be soulmate did thisat First, when I was 21, I really didn't get it, it actually scared me to a point ....I was thinking is this pisss or what....but it didn't have that funki subway smell. So reading a bit, yeah I can read, I founD out that some women have this reaction to certain stimulation. I think that is why we hit it off so well. I never thought I could have a chic like this, Okay to a point Iwas whipped...but can yah blame me?? Okay So I'm getting a bit personal...if yah don't like it fuck off. Just feeling weird tonight. Christmas is weird now. I need to break something...later. Quote of the Day - We've got bush - Revenge of the Nerds  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 8:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Christ, Lgaia, too much reading... just summarize next time, or tape yourself reading it in a sultry voice and post the audio, I think that would help Arpi's predicament. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| boobookittyfuk | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 8:46 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 01 | I think it was very well put, we all learned something... wait...isn't that another thread? right or wrong... i like talking about sex!!!! Having it is more fun - but what can you do.  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Yes, that's true. but I can smell a yeast infection in the middle of a fish market a mile away. Speaking of which... How's your mom doin? did the medication help?  Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan! | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 12:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | OW IT'S IN MY FUCKING EYE OH GOD IT'S BURNING ME GET WATER NOW AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 7:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Grumpy, aren't "Your Momma" jokes beneath even you? And considering you have the stature of a garden gnome that's saying something. | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Doesn't that depend on who's below Grump's Momma???? sorry, grumps, couldn't resist. it was topical. =)  Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Recently my friend Cooper looked quizzically at the bookshelf next to my bed. Pointing to the bulky pink plastic package nestled between a row of space-age sex toys and a box of baby wipes, she asked, "What are those for?" Extra Large Underpads for the Protection of Bedding and Furniture. (You find them in the drug store near the Depends.) I have only so many sets of sheets, so I need to be prepared for a gusher. Although they are intended for use by incontinent people, those in the know with bladder control keep 'em handy for girls who squirt--they make cleanup so much easier after an evening with a female ejaculator. Have you ever had your hand inside a girl, fucking her really well, and all of a sudden she soaked the bed? Or maybe you discovered a larger-than-usual wet spot underneath you after a hot round of sex. Finding a woman's G-spot--the tissue of glands and ducts around the urethra called the urethral sponge--has become the hot sex act of the late '90s. You're definitely hip if you can locate the spongy sucker (toward the front wall of the vagina), then stimulate it and make her hum. Many women find that if their lover puts pressure on the spot and presses and pulls just right, they can ejaculate. There might be a drizzle or a shower or--don't underestimate a high-pressure system--a torrential downpour. If you find the spot and make her ejaculate, you're on the cutting edge of New Millennium Sex. The 1982 publication of the explosive book The GSpot (Dell) put the spot and female ejaculation on the map. Subsequent books, videos, workshops, and sex toys devoted to the G-spot raised popular awareness about this erogenous zone. When I taught men "How To Drive Your Woman Wild in Bed" at the Learning Annex last year, half the group knew where the G-spot was and the other half heard about it and were dying to locate it. There are even porn videos featuring squirting girls, and some starlets are known for their liquid abilities--notably Sarah Jane Hamilton, Alisha Klass, and Jewel Valmont. An innocent babydyke in college, I first heard of female ejaculation when Debi Sundahl came to campus to show her instructional video How To Female Ejaculate (Fatale Video). I was mesmerized by women jerking off, coming, and ejaculating onscreen. Yet another radical concept straight out of San Francisco: we girls can shoot our loads just like the boys. Years later, I saw it live when I ran into my friend Kim Airs (owner of Grand Opening! Sexuality Boutique in Brookline, Massachusetts, and infamous girl shooter) in the bathroom at a sex party. She had just finished having sex with someone, and she said she was coming all over the place. "Wanna see?" she asked, and I eagerly nodded. She whipped out her own absorbent pad, spread her pierced labia, cocked her hips forward, and started shooting juice from her pussy. It was amazing to see her ejaculate so close-up, and she looked like a fucking goddess doing it--beautiful, powerful, sexy. The first time I ejaculated was at the hands of an expert shooter; she had already shown me how to make her squirt and, in symbiotic lesbian fashion, she was gonna make me ejaculate. She was working my G-spot with a definite mission and suddenly I got a feeling like I was going to pee. "You're not going to pee," she reassured me. "Just let go." It was tough. I've been practicing for years to hold it in for fear I would pee on lovers who weren't exactly the golden showers type. I let go. Minutes later, I was coming. I had that climax feeling, then a warm wave running through my insides. It just took over, and I went with it. When she took my hand and put it on the blanket underneath me, I was shocked. I made a puddle that soaked her comforter. An enormous amount of liquid came out of my little body. So, is ejaculatory fluid the stuff of revolutions? Definitely. No more griping from men that women fake it--here's that elusive "proof" beyond heavy breathing and squealing. And girls can do anything boys can do better. I am hesitant to say it's radical simply because it's something men do. Yet, every woman I've ever seen ejaculate looks strong, fierce, in control of her pleasure and her orgasm. Female ejaculation represents yet another element in the endless ways women get off. Remember when clitoral stimulation first came into popular consciousness? It opened a whole new world of pleasure for so many women for whom vaginal penetration was nice but didn't drive them wild. G-spot stimulation and ejaculation can do the same thing. Plenty of controversy and debate still surrounds female ejaculation. Some people believe that it just doesn't happen--that women are urinating, not ejaculating. Where does the fluid come from? Ejaculate comes out the urethra, as detailed in The Good Vibrations Guide: The G-Spot (Down There Press), and opinions differ on whether the fluid originates in the bladder, in the urethral sponge, or a combination of both. This liquid has been analyzed by only a few scientists in the lab who've extracted it from women through a catheter, and by a whole lot of chicks in the bedroom who've sniffed the sheets post-romp. Female ejaculatory fluid is considered to be sweeter and more manly than urine (it contains more glucose or fructose than urine, and a higher concentration of the prostatic acid phosphatase--previously thought to be only present in men's prostate gland secretions--than urine). Of course, there is so little research on female ejaculation that a lot of the phenomenon is still a mystery; imagine if scientists said, "We don't know exactly what's in semen, but it does seem to cause pregnancy." Researchers need to get on the ball and devote some serious time and money to studying squirting girls. I've had plenty of opportunities to do field research in this area since the woman who taught me how to ejaculate is now my girlfriend. She's made me a squirtaholic, and I've gotten a little obsessed with how many times I can make her squirt, how much I can make her squirt, and how far I can make her squirt (our personal best: four feet, from middle of a hotel room bed to the TV screen on the dresser). I haven't gone so far as to collect her ejaculate in a jar. Give me time--it would be in the name of science. Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Thanks Teenweek. err.... I mean Gooch. ;) Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | A site for those curious. Come on, click it already!quote: Hey you were the one curious because your ex-girlfriend has a garden hose in her vag. =) Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
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