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Maynard
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
HAHA. Look everyone. That guy in the porn video is Dan, only skinnier.


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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 5:11 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

oh, and if you want my tongue anywhere near your balls you better shave them.


Can I get an amen?



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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 5:56 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Wow! You really dug this one up from the bottom of the pile.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 6:16 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
You women. "your balls are too hairy", "your dick smells funny", "what are those bumps". Bitch, bitch ,bitch. Just suck it. ;)


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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 8:02 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You know I was recently thinking about this. Ladies I have a question. What would you think if a guy stopped you from going down there because he didn't feel right about the whole thing? You know like he thought it was degrading to women or something.

Having personally never experiencing oral sex on either the recieving or the eating end I was just wondering about this.



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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 8:41 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

if I'm sprouting the enchanted forrest down there myself (with quite the large tree stump).

That was not the visual I wanted when I woke up this morning.


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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 8:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
just like alkey to start a thread about balls
why didnt we see it coming people?

oh and have i mentioned that seph is my god

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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

That was not the visual I wanted when I woke up this morning.


Not a fan of large stumps, are ya?






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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 8:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Any other guys shave their saks? I figure I can't bitch about a girl having an earth momma muff if I'm sprouting the enchanted forrest down there myself (with quite the large tree stump).



now what did i tell you about that.

just remember - shaving makes it look bigger.

quote:

Can I get an amen?



AMEN my sista.



quote:

You know I was recently thinking about this. Ladies I have a question. What would you think if a guy stopped you from going down there because he didn't feel right about the whole thing? You know like he thought it was degrading to women or something.

Having personally never experiencing oral sex on either the recieving or the eating end I was just wondering about this.



first off, if that's true - poor poor you.

second, i would find that to be quite odd if a guy stopped someone cause they thought it was degrading. i don't know anyone who cares about that. i used to think it was degrading. especially if it was forced or asked for. but i think it is pretty defrading to go down on a chick too. but it's not like i'm gonna stop anyone.



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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 9:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

What would you think if a guy stopped you from going down there because he didn't feel right about the whole thing?



Why the hell would you not feel comfortable with blowjobbs? Unless............ you love da cock!




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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I figure I can't bitch about a girl having an earth momma muff
You figured wrong.
quote:

You women. "your balls are too hairy", "your dick smells funny", "what are those bumps". Bitch, bitch ,bitch. Just suck it.
Fuckin'-A!
quote:

What would you think if a guy stopped you from going down there because he didn't feel right about the whole thing? You know like he thought it was degrading to women or something.
What Painter said.


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windowlck
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Not a fan of large stumps, are ya?



You forgot to add the [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm] tags....Jokes on you B/c you're Irish





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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I like a wood floor, so to be nice I do the same. There is nothing worse than eating out a girl when pubes end up in you mouth!!! Keep it clean ladies!!!

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The Painter
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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

There is nothing worse than eating out a girl when pubes end up in you mouth!!!

How old are you? There are alot of things worse than that. That is one of the better things in life. Just spit it out and carry on.


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Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


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posted on 04-11-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

What would you think if a guy stopped you from going down there because he didn't feel right about the whole thing? You know like he thought it was degrading to women or something.

Wow, gee...I think I'd well up with tears over this one. "Please, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase let me suck your dick..just one lick, ok? I really want to test my gag reflex."
quote:

Having personally never experiencing oral sex on either the recieving or the eating end I was just wondering about this.

I'm speechless.



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 04-11-2002 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

"Please, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase let me suck your dick..just one lick, ok? I really want to test my gag reflex."


New status.

Ask me again and I'll consider it.






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