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crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 8:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Please tell me you've had a "High Iron" diet
what would you say if i told you i was on the rag?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
njstrawberry
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 8:56 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us.


That's very nice of you TFEC considering how many of us either lost people on 9-11 or know people who did.


Happy Holidays!
onehung lo434
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 9:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thats a funny fucking cartoon FN. Nice job.

CBH
30$,Thats It? You coulda sold your semen for 30 bucks ya cheap prick lol.




TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

You coulda sold your semen for 30 bucks ya cheap prick



30 bucks??? yearight like he could get two cents for the retarded half tailed, hiv infested sploodge he's dribbling out!! LMGDFSSHYO


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Oh damn... I just had such bad flashbacks...
I started to crash and bleed out like at Howie's Ebola toast!!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"

This message was edited by Lord Magus on 12-22-01 @ 10:30 PM
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
$30 Bucks for my Uterus-eating seed?? I don't think so..lol!! And yes the rumors are true, so what if my "Boys" have crooked tails and like to swim in retarded circles.....it still looks the same when sprayed across the face of a bound and gagged mentally deficient girl scout (OneHungs little sister)!!

So, how are all my fellow feces throwing bags of Bile?? It's been a while..LOL!

OH....CRX...if you are indeed ragging, please, please, please bundle up anything you've bled on in a Hefty Steelsack, leave it out in the sun for a few days then call me when it starts to marinate..LOL!!



I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig!!
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 9:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I just finished wiping grumpys mom's menstral clots from my eyes and i spotted this gem of a post.

I got the best gift for my retarted 8 year old neighbor. Its a belt and for the buckle it has mistletoe. Now he thinks he has to let me suck on it. one thing i noticed...the odd shape and oversized head thing is for both heads. Another thing is the pisshole is horizontal and not vertical. That is a plus though cause he gets better coverage of his invalid juice on my facethat way.
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Oh damn... I just had such bad flashbacks...



magus having bad flashbacks cause guys are talking about herpes sores, anal invasion, and cum spraying.... is your eye twitching and your ass aching yet? Someones remembering the one night he had a bit too many shots of southern comfort.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Ahhh yes herpes sores. I like the ones that resemble a toasted chocolate chip. You know what i mean CBH. You know your throwing down some good herpe sauce when it reminds you of a rotten oyster. Tastes like a roll of rusted pennies and tingles like putting your toungue to a 9 volt battery.

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well snuka lets not talk about your coke addiction from hanging out with too many AIDS infested whores with vages the size of your Nigerian invaded ass.

Hell you snort the white dots above howies lip! LMAO


Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah

Email me at [email protected]
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::SNIFF SNIFF:: Holy shit I smell Howie!! Is that Snuka in the corner rolling shit into spitballs?? Life is over now that Sean has posted, effin fag....:) LOL. TFEC, you're supposed to wipe you ass on Howies hair tool...




E-Mail Me
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Ahhh...Yes!! It certainly does feel like the Holiday's again....or is that Kingpin's mom's 3-fingered hand down the front of my pant again..LOL!!

Once again, let me say how nice it is to share the retarded mongloid child next door with Snuka....it's a good thing he can't speak, we'd both be in trouble..lol!!

And as far as the blisters above my lip Fez, i never hear you complain when i smack them like a wad of bubble-wrap and let the Herp-Schmeg drip all over the back of your sisters ass before you invade her with your HIV-ridden incest root!

Gah-Damn.......I must say it feels good to be back with all you pedophiles, kid-touchers, Retard rapist's...and those who still won't eat Fez's mom's nasty chum sump..LOL!~!



I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig!!
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
aww just like old times, makes me go all squish inside. who's got the helmets? i hope ken's watching this...



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Yes...happy holidays....and fez...ya know the used enema bag that is still hanging out my sperm shoot dripping with salene and runny diahreah is all yours. All you have to do is get a vise grips and a bottle of crisco and yank it out.

CBH...buddy....partner in crime....SHHHHHHH you'll roooon it :) although it is fun the way you stick fish hooks attatched to barb wire on each of the fucking retards ass cheeks and pull them in opposite directions while I make Grumps mom put a scolding peice of cheese on her tonuge and insert it into his ass is a FUCKING BLAST.

Kingpin....nice to see ya again bud...I actually have nothing...uhhhh distrubing to say for you.

And finally CRX...I dont think I know you...but keep saying "squishy inside" and we will get along just fine.

Speaking of squishy....i just sat down to hard and popped a AIDS blister right on the sphincter ring...yeah thats it..i hear it dripping off the chair onto the floor now.....gotta run.


Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well howie, as you can see in the picture below, I was partying with your dad last night! Boy did your mom pick a winner!

GonzoStyle
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
It makes my cum nozzle drip to see CBH and Snuka posting again, my hammer-head infector is so hard the puss bags are flaring up like a pack of hemmroids on snukas mongoloid ass. Happy holidays to all of you and maybe we can get together at CBH's house and stroke eachothers shafts while we play connect the AIDS lesions on TFECs back.

quote:

herpes sores. I like the ones that resemble a toasted chocolate chip.


I like the ones with blood so it resembles a a banana split..well in howies case a half eaten twix bar thats been ravaged by sewer rats, with whiped cream and strawberry syrup.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-24-01 @ 11:28 AM
spitfire421
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Fez, put those pics away before Grumpy's mom starts dripping rotten cottage cheese on the floors from her cum-filled snatch.

::snickers:: Here's my Christmas presents to yuou all: I brought the helmets, who wants one?


I'll be stoned for Christmas, You can count on me. Please have strobes and Michelobs and a place for me to pee. I'll see mom for Christmas, I'll treat her rude and crude. Oh, I'll be home for Christmas, if only for free food.
NEVER FORGET!!!
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I brought the helmets, who wants one?



I don't need the helmet, but why is VG trying to move in on you now, lol. Always movin in on my kills, I want a groovy GS hearts the spit in your status too... I wanna be special like my mother always said I was and not cause my tounge didn't fit in my mouth.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I wanna be special like my mother always said I was and not cause my tounge didn't fit in my mouth



Awww Gs, you know you're "special becuse your tounge may not fit in yor mouth bu t s one of the few things that can plug up grumps moms festering bloody bread factory!! [homer] MMMMM Yeast makes Homer riiise [homer]


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
To get this post back on track ((or at least try)), I didn't have the love, admiration, and respect for our troops and emergency workers until tragedy, but I am so glad I realized how incredibly valuable they are. God bless 'em.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

To get this post back on track



TFEC say thanks to shelle, she just took your spot as the official party pooper.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:58 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hmm and to think l this time thought Kid Huntington was the thread killer...


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:22 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I try to be nice and it gets me no where...

TFEC, you're a tool

((is that better gonzers?))


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Shelle, don't worry... your prescence alone is filling the room with yet unidentified STD's... just pick the scabs off of a couple of your thousands of festering disease pollups, squirt some crotch yogart in Howies face, and wipe your ass with Snuka's tounge, and you'll be fine...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
damn.

Someone lace ur weed with "bitch" drugs again?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)


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