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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I have noone to hold restraining orders against now!
I guess you haven't read the scrolling marquee in Alkey's sig then.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh, don't worry Ants, you and Alkey are top of my "they're stalking me" list.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Kid Afrika
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I think Ah Na Na was fun if I remember correctly

Who is this "Ah Na Na" character people always talk about? He sounds like a cool guy. ;)


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

Maynard
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:44 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Don't worry Roger, he stalks all of us.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Oh, don't worry Ants, you and Alkey are top of my "they're stalking me" list.
Well, when he stops stalking me, he's all yours.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:00 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Oh, don't worry Ants, you and Alkey are top of my "they're stalking me" list.


Holy shit, this is way cooler than Gonzo's "I rammed you in the ass with my kid destroyer and you didn't even bleed" list...thanks Roger! My feedbag is empty. =(





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Damnit! I just filled it yesterday! BigKev was right, I shouldn't be responsible for anything living (or semi~living, for that matter)!!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:26 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Damnit! I just filled it yesterday!


To be a good whore, you must eat alot...
I'll take "semi-living" as a compliment, but if I break my leg, please don't shoot.
Plus, I wipe my own ass! =)
NEEEEYYYYY!!!




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

semi~living, for that matter


I am not even going to ask what's semi-living that you have to take care of. LOL


Happy Holidays!
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:34 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Damn Straw, you have me actually laughing out loud with that one! But its nothing weird, just my dying plants. Not that its all that interesting, but my mother just left after visiting for the holidays. I had her take my mostly dead plants so she could frankenstein them into something I might be able to take care of.

As for you Alkey, I've hired a "stable~boy" to take care of you in this particular fantasy. He'll be tending to your needs, but I'll still beat you when you're bad so you don't forget who's chariot your pulling.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Maynard
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

in this particular fantasy.

So now you're fantasizing about Alkey? Well lay off. He belongs to me.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:46 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

He'll be tending to your needs, but I'll still beat you when you're bad so you don't forget who's chariot your pulling.


As long as "he" is cute, I'm alright with it. I understand you're a busy woman and have other animals and Roman gladiators to tend to.

And, the beating part was never a part of my fantasy until now...but again, I'm alright with it. LoL =P





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

As long as "he" is cute. And, the beating part was never a part of my fantasy until now...but again, I'm alright with it. LoL =P


WHORE!! :)


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:03 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

WHORE!!


Thats "fukin fikle whore" to you!
And, this guy you picked to take care of me is awful! He's not even riding me right!!!
My water is empty.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

just my dying plants


If it weren't for Tony, you could consider my two cats semi-living on some days. ;)


Happy Holidays!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

If it weren't for Tony, you could consider my two cats semi-living on some days.


Are you gonna sell the tapes of Tony giving the cats water to the ASPCA?





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
you know what, i'm sick and tired of all you biatches tryin to steal my boys, (yes, that includes you gonzo) it's time eveybody learned, they're all mine, mine, mine. that's right, it is all about me hahahahahahahahahaha.........



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:29 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Are you gonna sell the tapes of Tony giving the cats water to the ASPCA?


Naaaah, I already have OAGate, BerryGate, StrawGate and Tapegate. I need not add PussyGate to that also. LMFAOAIFAOTFDIFIAMF

quote:

it is all about me hahahahahahahahahaha


That's right Tricia it is ALL about you. It always was girl and it always will be. ;)


Happy Holidays!


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-24-01 @ 3:32 AM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

you know what, i'm sick and tired of all you biatches tryin to steal my boys, (yes, that includes you gonzo) it's time eveybody learned, they're all mine, mine, mine.
Thank you Trish. You wouldn't believe the things they wanted me to do with them.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 5:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i've noticed a certain irish guy hasn't been posting quite as much as he used to



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 5:46 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Laugh Riot.


King f-tard
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 7:57 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I hate clowns..






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 12:09 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

WHORE!!


what rog? you rang?

I miss TeenSlut too, my lil sister... :*(


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
I LOVE THE CRITICSLOVESNATCH
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
WoW, jeez, thank you, nePs'neK! It's so nice to know I'm loved-- at least on the baord *sniff*

I miss that wiley scamp Katya'sVirginity. She was really nice while she lasted.



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash


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