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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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quote:

but the ONE thing I truly want above all else has proven much more elusive than I had hoped.


Awwww, I love ya man, the singing lessons are on me this year! We'll get you what you want if it kills us both.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
SLASH
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I got a lot of things I wanted, but the ONE thing I truly want above all else has proven much more elusive than I had hoped.


TOG



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



DoughBoy
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i got everything I wanted plus $250. Kick ass!

Sean Cold
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

I got a lot of things I wanted, but the ONE thing I truly want above all else has proven much more elusive than I had hoped



Come on dude, these things take time. It's the holidays for fuck's sake. It is going to take at least a few days for the restraining order to process. No worries though, ther is a new "King" in TOD's life.

Did I get what I wanted, nah, some people never fuckin die. But, I can still hope!

YAY!!!!!



This message was edited by Sean Cold on 12-26-01 @ 4:29 PM
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Well, as far as I know, bigotry and world hunger haven't been wiped out, but the jewelry I got yesterday was pretty swank, so I'm all right.


One Nation...Indivisible.
NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.
I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

No worries though, ther is a new "King" in TOD's life.



She's met Dr. Balsamo, King of Dentistry?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Sean Cold
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
Dude, she couldn't meet the King Of Queens without getting a good ole dose of Pepper Mace.



This message was edited by Sean Cold on 12-26-01 @ 4:36 PM
Mrs. Moosen
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Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I'm more than grateful for the generosity shown to me this holiday season. Thanks again Sweetie, you are truly THE BEST!!!

Wanna use these cannons?

Incognito
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
.


This message was edited by Incognito on 12-29-01 @ 10:31 AM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I retract my statement -- this is now too fuckin funny.

:)


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
My aunt got me an american flag tie.

I'm unemployed and only wear cartoon character t-shirts.

But I guess it is just the thought that counts.

The only gift I got that I wanted was The Godfather collection because I handed it to my sister in the price club to get it for me.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
No Crew Needed,
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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Eh, I got a shitty stereo, but it at least picks up O&A really nice and clearly... now I can crawl in bed and hear about Super Lady


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
av8er
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The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

pretty swank



That's a great magazine.




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Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:25 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i really wanted a dvd player and all my mom got me was a fleece and rollerblades

WHO THE FUCK WANTS A FLEECE

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 6:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

WHO THE FUCK WANTS A FLEECE


The sheep you stole it from?





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
I got some nice stuff but the one thing i didn't get was LAID!

King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry, I forgot to call, I will remember next year. :)






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Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I got some nice stuff but the one thing i didn't get was LAID!

Well, if you had a REAL man, that wouldn't be a problem now would it? Call ME next time, I'm just round the corner. ;-)


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I can't complain.
I got an Xbox and a DVD player and some other misc. shit. All and all a pretty good christmas in the material sense.

boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Sorry, I forgot to call, I will remember next year.

NEVER make a woman wait!!!
quote:

Well, if you had a REAL man, that wouldn't be a problem now would it? Call ME next time, I'm just round the corner.

Depends... What size is your manhood... If it's shorter than 4 inches and thinner than 2 inches in diameter... it isn't worth it.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Depends... What size is your manhood... If it's shorter than 4 inches and thinner than 2 inches in diameter... it isn't worth it.


Well, looks like Ms. booboo has already met Maynard. It was rude of her to post it though. I mean, everybody figured it was small, but didn't have any proof.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

WHO THE FUCK WANTS A FLEECE


you know the address.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:22 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Ear Said:
The sheep you stole it from?


quote:

then Shelle said:
you know the address.


ok is there something ur not telling me shelle?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:05 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Well, looks like Ms. booboo has already met Maynard. It was rude of her to post it though. I mean, everybody figured it was small, but didn't have any proof.


HEY! I don't have proof - it was a lucky guess... actually, he hasn't confirmed it yet...

"Will Maynard Step up to the Plate...?"

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

ok is there something ur not telling me shelle?


As I said already in some other thread ((I post to much to keep track now))

"Never mind what goes on behind closed doors"


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.


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