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Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

HEY! How long did it take you to figure that one out?

The first day you posted. :-p

Oh, I will corrupt alright. I think he might get jealous though.


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take it from me
I have found
you can find
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boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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NAAA... If that happens - Tough!!!

I am owned by no one!!! (Gonz - that's why i don't date Italians)

King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
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Hey boobookittyfuk, when you get out of jail are we gonna fuck??


did somebody already make that joke, I didnt see it, sorry.





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This message was edited by King f-tard on 12-27-01 @ 2:17 PM
Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

NAAA... If that happens - Tough!!!

In that case, he can watch, and maybe he WILL get jealous.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Hey boobookittyfuk, when you get out of jail are we gonna fuck??


Nope - i was expecting that!

quote:

In that case, he can watch, and maybe he WILL get jealous.


What? Threesome?

Let's just get everyone together and get naked!!!!

Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

What? Threesome?

Let's just get everyone together and get naked!!!!

Hmmm....so Me, You, Blondie, and your sister right?


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hmmm....so Me, You, Blondie, and your sister right?


psst...thats a 4way
nice counting, DEEK



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boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Well, My sister IS Legal... 19. If you like Blonde haired no brainers.

"psst...thats a 4way
nice counting, DEEK"

3, 4, 5, who cares as long as there is penetration!

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Let's just get everyone together and get naked!!!!


get naked? am i the only one that's been roaming free all this time?


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Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Mmmmmm 19.....

Is she a natural blonde?? Is she 6' tall? Freckles?


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I don't think Doc'll be too happy hearin about this Maynard


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I don't think Doc'll be too happy hearin about this Maynard

Why not?

I'm 6'2"

A little hair dye, a grease pencil...I'm his dream woman. But not in a gay way, in a Gladiator way


I can levitate birds
No one cares
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
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A little hair dye? Green doesn't do it for Maynard?


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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:49 PM      
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Booboodoggyfuk? Any way I can join this "penetrating" group?

Doc, "in a Gladiator way" is my new favorite tag line. =)





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screwdriver
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

in a Gladiator way

speaking of Gladiator russel crowe looks pretty hot too. not as hot as u though alkey

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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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quote:

I am thinking of getting a shoulder holster for my floppys.

Wouldn't that be called a BRA?


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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Wouldn't that be called a BRA?


My boulder-holder is the size of thimbles.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
King f-tard
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 8:08 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Wouldn't that be called a BRA?


LMMFYBO

quote:

My boulder-holder is the size of thimbles


Naah, I think I could tell the difference between you and the wall. :)






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boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Booboodoggyfuk? Any way I can join this "penetrating" group?


The more the merrier...
quote:

Is she a natural blonde?? Is she 6' tall? Freckles?

NO, NO, and NO.


quote:

speaking of Gladiator russel crowe looks pretty hot too. not as hot as u though alkey


Can I be the judge? Although I would have to see you both naked.

Maynard
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Is she a natural blonde?? Is she 6' tall? Freckles?

quote:

NO, NO, and NO.

Oh, sorry, I was thinking of someone else.



So, no brain huh? Interesting.....


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Naah, I think I could tell the difference between you and the wall.


Walls don't WoW?


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.


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