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Wookie
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Ants, I remember "The Fall Guy" and Heather Thomas!
I also liked Nancy McKeon, Joe on "The Facts of Life" but not as much as Daisy Duke.



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Turk408
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Gina Marie Delia, Kindergarten,1978.God she was a cutie, wonder whatever happened to her. My first celebrity crush had to be Melissa Anderson, Mary on Little House on the Prairie.

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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
nothing sucks more than wanting someoone so damn bad that you just will never have

WHATEVER BEN

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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:44 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

nothing sucks more than wanting someoone so damn bad that you just will never have
Sorry Amy, but I told you a million times, I'm not leaving my girlfriend for you. It just won't work. Go fuck Alkey.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:55 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Sorry Amy, but I told you a million times, I'm not leaving my girlfriend for you. It just won't work. Go fuck Alkey.


im gonna go pretend u didnt just say that

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:43 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
real life either i don't remember or never had
entertainment- nicole kidman was my first 'perfect' female


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:53 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Madonna.

Nobody's made a skullcrush joke yet, too bad I can't think of one...




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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
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quote:

after i get over a girl, they'll like me

Riiiight...girls like you, sure ;) Just fooling bro

First crush had to be this girl Valerie from elementary school, first or second grade. Wow, that was like 15 years ago, shit am I feeling old

I feel really stupid saying this, but when I was a wee little one, I dug Alyssa Milano from Who's The Boss. I know now that it's en vogue to like her now, but I look at reruns and what she looked like then and I don't know what I was thinking


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Celeb Crush : Jonny Lang

STOP SAYING "WHO?"


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
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Ah the good old days before I fell for people on the internet... Jackie Schaffner back in the 5th grade.


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

after i get over a girl, they'll like me



I seem to have that curse too, damn it sucks.




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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 7:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
In real life it was this boy Justin in 1st grade. He and I were best friends from then and all the way until high school, but nothing ever happened. He sent me a love letter in the mail in 3rd grade that said,
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweat
And so are you.

The dumbass spelled sweet wrong, unless he really thought I was sweat. Well, he also signed it Love your secret admirer, but put his name and return address on the envelope. HaHa, things were so simple back then. *sigh*

*edit* As far as celebrities go, the first one I can remember liking was Jordan Knight from New Kids On The Block. The first time I saw them in concert was in 4th grade.



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This message was edited by RapeFantasizer on 12-28-01 @ 7:19 PM
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 7:57 PM      
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Real life: Michael, kindergarten. Allll the girls had crushes on him. He was the only blond haired, blue eyed guy in the class and fed the obsession for the rest of my life.

One of the movies I loved watching on Channel 11 when I was younger was "Stand and Deliver," so Lou Diamond Phillips was my first Hollywood crush. Fuck, he's still doable.


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Lgaia
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
The first one I can remember was billy, He was actually the first boy I ever kissed, It was 5Th grade, He died a year after we graduated in a horrible car accident. Then there was Richard Echeveria (SP?), He was in 6th grade and he broke up with me two days after he asked me to be his girlfried, then I fucking kicked his ass during recess the next day, gave him a black eye and cracked his front tooth. Ahhh....wish I was still able to do that without fear of being arrested.......


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I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Ah the good old days before I fell for people on the internet...


damn. i was thinkin that too... fuckin internet. ;)


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Bryan Landini - 2nd through 6th grade. We had little autograph books in 3rd and everyone in the class had to sign it and Bryan wrote to me:

quote:

Like somebody else not me. Have a great summer!


Sweet isn't it, and I still liked him for 3 more years after that love note.

Oh and as for a celeb crush: Jordan Knight from NKOTB...score!



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But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Hmmm....First Crush? Had to be TFEC's Mom....she didn't look that big sitting in the wheelchair, but after 8 weeks of rehabilitation and a body cast, i was able to walk again!



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posted on 12-29-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
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1st grade - this girl whose name i seem to have forgotten. well after the summer, in 2nd grade, i realized what a bitch she was, and i think i got in trouble for talking shit about her or something, i dont really remember


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posted on 12-29-2001 @ 12:56 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Riiiight...girls like you, sure

What? It could happen!


.........anyone?

hello???

hello?............




oh bah.








I'm dying to know, Do you like dreaming of things so impossible?
Or only the practical or ever the wild,
Wading through all your bad, bad days
just to end them with someone you care about.

I Love the Shelle Bink


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