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Maynard
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Awww Slack, don't worry, I still love you.


I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck.
Well he never eats and he never rusts
And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Even though she doesn't post here anymore...

Happy birthday Jennitalia





"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
The Mrs.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
 Can't forget all about Filzy! His Birthday is January 10th!



Got Porn?
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 01-06-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
Good twat. I fucking hate you too. I'm fucking glad you deleted my name from your list. Just goes to show your the typical petty bullshit that goes on around here.

Get over yourselves people.



Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 01-06-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Good twat. I fucking hate you too. I'm fucking glad you deleted my name from your list. Just goes to show your the typical petty bullshit that goes on around here.



quote:
1/3/71 Sloatsburgh
1/4/82 brodieman
1/5/73 Jennitalia
1/7/81 Lent
1/8 QuickStop
1/10 Shot Girl
1/10 Tequila
1/12/76 crack hitler
1/14 Katya_ann
1/23/66 LunaBabe
1/27 o&aswallow
1/30/75 MaynardGKrebs
1/31/72 slackjaw
1/31/76 crx girl


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KeeKee
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 10:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
 Happy Birthday to All...Beer-Cake & Virgins for everyone!

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 9:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey its almost time so I want to wish a...

happy, happy, HAPPY birthday to shotgirl!

xoxoxo

danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 01-07-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
1/24/80

i could drive, buy cigarettes and lottery tickets, and drink legally a year ago. what more is there to life?


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 01-07-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
hey.....you forgot about my pal,o'buddy o'mine Cancer Mike.Hhis is on the 13 of January.

I am the master of the clit.When you see this face you think clit. I get up in that shit yo!
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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
1/10 Shot Girl
1/10 Tequila

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOTGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh....and FU Tequila!!!!



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Thank you Moron now my day is complete;)


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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o&aswallow
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Buttmunch, you allow the Mexican to have the same birthday as Shotgirl? I thought you mods had special powers?

Happy BD you two!



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Shot Girl
Plastic handcuffs... they're not just for games of cops & robbers My cat has arms!		posted on 01-10-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Happy Birthday Tequila! You're still older than me... (hehehe)

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Thanks SG Hope you have a happy b-day. I am not that much older then you just remember that


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Happy Birthday to you two!

Shotgirl -- Hope you had a terrific day.

Tequila, you too, but my team still kicks your team's ass! ;)

Wanna use these cannons?

Sblueman
Don't blame me... it's alt.fan.don-n-mike's fault!
if my encode craps out my fist option is av8er		posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Just for the hell of it....here are some celebrity birthdays for January:

Jan 1st-
Ellen Degeneres
Stanley Kubrick
Andre Agassi
Shania Twain
Eddie Murphy
Mickey Rourke

Jan 2nd-
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Jim Baker
Tia Carrere

Jan 3rd-
Dabney Coleman
Mel Gibson

Jan 4th-
Diane Keaton

Jan 5th-
Robert Duvall
Marilyn Manson

Jan 6th-
No one worth mentioning or laughing about…..sucks for you

Jan 7th-
Katie Couric
Nicholas Cage

Jan 8th-
David Bowie
Elvis Presley

Jan 9th-
Joan Baez

Jan 10th-
George Foreman
Rod Stewart

Jan 11th-
Naomi Judd

Jan 12th-
Howard Stern
Kirstie Alley
Rush Limbaugh

Jan 13th-
Julia Louise-Dreyfus
Robert Stack

Jan 14th-
Faye Dunaway

Jan 15th-
Martin Luther King Jr.

Jan 16th-
Kate Moss
Sade

Jan 17th-
Jim Carrey
David Caruso

Jan 18th-
Cary Grant
Kevin Costner
Muhammed Ali

Jan 19th-
Dolly Parton
Janis Joplin

Jan 20th-
George Burns
Lorenzo Lamas

Jan 21st-
Geena Davis
Hakeem Olajuwon
Placido Domingo

Jan 22nd-
Bill Bixby
Linda Blair

Jan 23rd-
Tiffany Amber Thiessen
Richard Dean Anderson

Jan 24th-
John Belushi
Nastassja Kinski
Neil Diamond

Jan 25th-
Shawna Waldron

Jan 26th-
Anita Baker
Eddie Van Halen
Paul Newman
Wayne Gretzky

Jan 27th-
Bridget Fonda
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Jan 28th-
Alan Alda
Elijah Wood

Jan 29th-
Heather Graham
Greg Louganis
Tom Selleck
Oprah Winfrey

Jan 30th-
Brett Butler
Gene Hackman
Phil Collins
Vanessa Redgrave

Jan 31st-
Jackie Robinson
Nolan Ryan
Justin Timberlake

So there you go...Happy birthday to all you January babies.


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CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:13 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
1/12/76 crack hitler


Happy Birthday Eric!!!




I LOVE THE MORON
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCHMOOPIE POO !!!!!!!



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 01-12-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
sbluemna posted:

Jan 6th-
No one worth mentioning or laughing about…..sucks for you


BULLSIT!

That is Joey Lauren Adams's Birthday (aka Fingercuffs)

SCHMOOPIE POO??? NICE! Now I know what to call him when I want him to finger my ass when he is performing oral on me...



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 01-24-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
::cough cough::

aw, shucks. don't mind me...


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1
kindredbabe
posted on 01-24-2002 @ 4:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANKED!!!!


Thank You, Austin
You're my distance, destination of voice. I'd give anything just to hear your voice. I could have passed you on the street, without saying a word. Most times I miss the voice that goes unheard...
danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 01-24-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
gee, thanks. what a surprise!

wha? can't i be an attention whore for a day?


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 01-24-2002 @ 5:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
happy birthday danked!!! :p

and thanks for bringing this up, reminded me it's my sister's birthday too :rolleyes:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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Clint Horrace
posted on 01-24-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
Beer-Cake & Virgins for everyone!


KeeKee, where were you my birthday? 1/16

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!
Clint Horrace
posted on 01-24-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
Beer-Cake & Virgins for everyone!


KeeKee, where were you my birthday? 1/16

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!


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