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Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Of course we'll be there to celebrate whats~his~face's thing that he did too. Whats~his~face, ehh? Keep it up and I'll leave you out in the cold again. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:02 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: I think its time to have you gelded (is that the word for castrating horses?) Alkey. KY Gelded? I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Keep it up and I'll leave you out in the cold again That's harsh man. quote: KY Gelded? A rubberband is all you'll need. A very tight rubberband. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: I think its time to have you gelded (is that the word for castrating horses?) Alkey. If the filthy little whore doesn't leave my girlfriend alone, I'll gladly perform the castration operation on him myself. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Tequila, reduce your sig pic by 25kb to a maximum of the 30kb limit. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 1-2-02 @ 6:41 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:24 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: A rubberband is all you'll need. A very tight rubberband. Any rubber I put on is tight. Damn! That lightening bolt struck way too close! I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: 1) HeLlooOO SyKO..... Your sig pic is close to 103kb in file size. It needs to be reduced to 30kb or less in size. Please remove it 'til it conforms with board policy 2) MayNERD, your sig pic is 47kb. You need to reduce your sig as well to no more than 30kb. 3) Tequila, reduce your sig pic by 25kb to a maximum of the 30kb limit. Anyone with oversized sig pics will not be welcome at my graduation celebration. I don't need any trouble from "you people". *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 7:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: And yes, I AM FURTHER CHOOSING TO DISTANCE MYSELF FROM THE BOARD AND IT'S MEMBERS BY ATTENDING A FRIEND'S PARTY. THANK YOU! FROY, THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL. Damn Alkey, why you gotta play like that? I know who you are making fun of when you say that and I for one don't like you busting on my homey. Hell, it's not like he EVER causes any problems on this board to be ripped on like that. ;) And furthermore, what's this friend shit? We all know who your new best friend is. Don't make me post the pic! (Hint: Karaoke on a bed) :) quote: Don't forget, he also sucks moose cock, according to that novel of a status of his. Alright, hold on one friggin second! I take offense to that statement. He has never sucked my cock, at least not while I was conscious anyway. I do remember a reach around, but that was as far as it went. Get it right next time. As for the party, we will definitely try to make it buddy. Nothing's definite, but if we're free we'll be there. *If I'm gonna be called it, I might as well be it.*

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 9:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Doesn't look like I can make it :( Happy Graduation Hun, hope everyone has a blast. I'm A Bad, Bad Girl...Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. "Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened" "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Doesn't look like I can make it That's fine, we'll just have our own little private party... uhh, i mean... umm... sorry to hear that you can't make it. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	We'd need Bink's Back Booth at Bar 9 for private engagements. I'm A Bad, Bad Girl...Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. "Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened" "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Bink's Back Booth at Bar 9 Also known as Cafe Chlamydia. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:27 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	The Moose is near me and I havent seen you fuckers in awhile so I shall also be attending this little affair.Its been a long time and drinking hasn't been the same...sniff sniff.See....Im gettin all choked up now....sniff sniff I am the master of the clit.When you see this face you think clit. I get up in that shit yo!

windowlck	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:30 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Bink's Back Booth at Bar 9 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also known as Cafe Chlamydia So that's why my balls haven't stopped itching since the Xmas Party ;) AIM me "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory This message was edited by windowlck on 1-3-02 @ 12:32 AM

MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:33 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Nigga please. I've been with her for 6 years, you'll be "throwing a wiffleball bat down an empty hallway". (Oh sorry, I thought this was the quotes thread). NIGGA PLEASE , that's the catchphase I stole..errr..use...hummm....borrowed..whatever..NOW IT'S MINE!!! HUMMM..it's Queens so it's somewhat local, I might just drop in

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:02 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	i have a few questions... is it 21+ can i wear my tune in tokyo shirt and is ur intimidating hot g/f gona be there WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High God Bless America

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 4:06 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: And furthermore, what's this friend shit? We all know who your new best friend is. Don't make me post the pic! (Hint: Karaoke on a bed) Apparently, there are some pictures which I have yet to see, which I will now go search for. And, my karaoke kicks ass. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	what is this, a partythat's not at bar 9?? but, how can that be???? yeah, i'll br home by then, i'll try to come. congrts again aimp!! ============================== Remember-Laughter heals.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: i have a few questions... is it 21+ can i wear my tune in tokyo shirt and is ur intimidating hot g/f gona be there To answer your questions, Amy... 1) Yes, it's 21+. But maybe the band can sneak you in a guitar case. And if you do get in... 2) Yes, you can wear your Tune in Tokyo shirt, but... 3) Yes, my "intimidating hot g/f" will be there. And if she catches you putting your hands on me, she's gonna kick your ass and then go have sex with Alkey... and neither one of us want that, now do we. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: And if she catches you putting your hands on me, she's gonna kick your ass and then go have sex with Alkey... and neither one of us want that, now do we. Ummm, I do. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:55 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: But... that's three halves There was alot of money. ::I think this sig is of proper size right Slash:: LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:45 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: IrishAlkey This user is BANNED. Please disregard his idiotic comments. Whoever is responsible for this, let me know. You get to drink for free all night. :-) *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	well pick the exact day that i go back to school for a party why don't you? congrats ants, now get a real job you lazy bastard! Was I a fool to think, the way you looked at me I swear you did, but you looked away too quick Was I a fool to think that you'd take me home as if I was yours, Was I a fool to think at all?

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 12:12 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But... that's three halves -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was alot of money. Yeah that makes it all better, if there is a lot of money then you can have 3 halves. Not 3 thirds or anything, but 3 halves. I can see the doublefuck twins infection agency you and slack started will be very prosperous. You two can split the money in half you get a whole and he gets a whole, hey it's a lot of money. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:23 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Whoever is responsible for this, let me know. You get to drink for free all night. Back-stabbing motherfucker! I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

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