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| donotkidme | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:39 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01  | quote: but for me teaching a 15 yr old boy about sex, wouldn't that make him horny? so then maybe he would want hands on, and good g-d no i wouldn't  Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | quote:Come on... who would? what are we in high school? Oh, I guess some of us are... OK, I'd stay deffinately. No question. Everyone's beautiful in the dark, right? ;)  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey...reminds me of a Scruples story. In high school, at a party, I got sideswiped by an ex-girlfriend who was playing Scruples and used the "make your own question" to get back at me for something she thought I had done to her, and I ended up wlaking into it like an oblivious idiot, not realizing she had told everyone about this situation before I even got there. So, I got blasted with the question, answered it honestly with a negative, and then got outvoted by everyone as a lie. Very embarassing, and quite a learning experience.  Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Well Gooch, that'll teach you not to lie about asking chicks to stick a finger up your ass during sex. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: theres nothing wrong with that. the prostate is a magical and wonderous thing......maybe i have said too much. AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | What about a fist? Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I would bang a 16 year girl old no question. And I'm 26. On my 24th birthday, I fooled around with a 17 year old on a cruise to the Bahamas (but I think that was legal becuase I was international waters), and I tried desperately to bang her but she "wasn't that type of girl" stripclubs = not cheating lap dance = not cheating riding until cum = not cheating Would stay for the blind date becuase I made a promise Would probably not continue the relationship with the ugly online girl becuase I am completely shallow Could never kill anyone except under self defense, even say If my sister got raped (which she has) I couldn't do it out mass vengance and retribution. I would never stick a fist up my ass during sex. Now, I've got two: Would you be willing to commit perjury for a close friend? For example, would you testify that he was driving carefully when he hit a pedestrian even though he had been joking around and not paying attention, or you spilled coffee on him, or he dropped a CD or something insignificant that could put him in jail? People who stink don't know. Let's say a friend of yours just stinks of BO. Everyone knows it, and jokes about it, but he/she has no idea. How do you tell them? Do you hint or just throw it out there? What if they're not even a good friend, but they don't have any good friends on account of them stinking like shit?  | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ok, here's another one we can all relate to...meeting people on the internet that is. Q.You e-mail your picture to a gorgeous person you met on the internet. Do you mention you've gained 30 pounds since the picture was taken?  Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. | ||||
| *~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!! | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: No you don't :):):):) you CAN'T..I wont let ya. :) quote: you punk ass lol  AIM | E-Mail Me | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | How do you know that the person you met has sent you a truthful photo? No fuck em If they have fallen in love with you, then they shouldn't care what you look like. "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Yes, that would have come up in the conversation, either before or when the picture was sent. | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I would lie to protect a friend, but only so far. If he killed the person he hit, then I don't think that I could. No Fisting I never talk about weight with women, so no.  | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Hey av8er - this is an awesome thread - I'd give you a new status, but I can't Anyway, ditto what OAAWITE said. As far as perjury, I don't know, I can't lie with a straight face to save my life, but as long as someone else wasn't getting screwed because I lied/and nobody got killed, I'd try to help Telling someone they stink, no problems there. People appreciate it in the end anyway. As for the weight thing, I can't relate, since I never had a weight problem, but if I had gained a lot, I'd fess up, they're gonna find out eventually anyway. *******All posts imply sarcasm/humor even if not obvious******* | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Someone shoot me. NOW! Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | too many questions.... ok the perjury, no matter how close the person is, absolutely not. save your own ass in a case like that. the b.o. pull em aside and tell em nicely. i ahve no words for the pic thing, but hey mine are 100% real. Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I would most certainly commit perjury for a friend. As far as telling someone they smell, or any other bad hygiene they may have, it would depend on how good of a friend they were. If it was just someone I had a small acquaintance with, I wouldn't say anything, but otherwise I would tell him/her. I would tell a 16 year old, boy or girl whatever they wanted to know about sex, but not show them. But I think it is safe to say 16 olds know all about it, and are doing it. Strip club is NOT cheating, nor is anything that goes on in there!  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:av8er... are you saying Becky isn't as attractive as you thought she was? ok, the questions... 16 - fuck yeah!!! blind date - suck it up... go thru with it, then be honest murder - well, yeah... what makes you think i haven't already? picture + 30 lbs. - unless i put on like 25lbs real quick, i don't have to worry about it... I have managed to stay within 5-10 lbs of my max. weight since High School...  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | 15/16, no I don't think so. But I did meet a 17, and sooo wanted to give that a go! Kill someone... maybe. But I'd never be sure no one would know. Perjury, maybe, probably. Blind date, if I could say I didn't see them, I'd try to leave. If it was a good friend, I'd tell them the truth later. Internet - Picture, I would have said so before sending, or not even send at all. - And the not what you expect - as long as they didn't act completely different, yes I'd continue. BO- I might keep asking them if I stink, or keep bringing it up, hoping they'd give themself a sniff and fix it.  New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU. My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen. This message was edited by heyladiladi on 1-11-02 @ 4:11 PM | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Dude, when we were at the bar, she had to sneak up on her beer so she cold drink it. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | quote:Speak for yourself. I don't appreciate anything in my end. ...'cept gonzo, of course ;) Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: WEll maybe if you stopped playing with her friends hair for 2 seconds, you'd see how attractive Becky really is. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). | ||||
| *~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!! | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | **curtsies** thank you dear..makin me blush ova here.. hehe :):):):) **grabs pom poms** AIM | E-Mail Me | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | That's why I never meet people from the internet... Alkey-Lite thinks he works in a salon.  | ||||
| *~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!! | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: oh was that your clone then?? AIM | E-Mail Me | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Didn't you look at the ears?? The RIGHT ear was bigger on that one. That's the pod person. The real Alkey's LEFT ear is the big one. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). | ||||
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