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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:08 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Enough to last me the bus ride to Tiajuana . I'm going to see a man about some fake legs.

I think he felt bad for me, this wasn't the shake I normally got. One hit & I was seeing things.

On the bus ride down, I the man next to me asked if he could do anything fo me. I said....



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 1-11-02 @ 3:21 PM
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
"Surprise me." So, he told me to lay down and close my eyes. I heard him shifting around and changing. When he told me I could, I opened my eyes and he was above me, wearing a leprechaun costume. Suddenly, he bent forward and...



How quick the sun can...drop away...And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything...All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad, turned my world to black...tattooed all I see..all that I am...all I'll ever be...I know someday you'll have a beautiful life...I know you'll be a star...In somebody else's sky... but why...why...why...Can't it be...why can't it be mine?


WoRMFACE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I thought, why do I need prosthetics when I can just lay around with the mud people of tiajuana and not let my wounds close. It would be much easier to panhandle.

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn
donotkidme
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
this is like an outlet for everyone to shout out all their sexual fantasies.




Complaints? Too bad!
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Suddenly, he bent forward and...

... passed out on me. Later he tried to explain the Narcolepsy, but was too embarressed to perform. I told him he could show me his juggling act later.

We were getting hungry, at the next stop we got off the bus & went into a deli. The roomed turned to look at us. I guess they had never seen someone with onlu half their legs, walking & a man in a Leprechaun suit before.

The table in the corner looked suspicious. They....



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
....looked like friends of howie and snuka. You could tell from the vile oozing puss pouring out of all of their orifices. It was like a rainbow dream on acid. the one man had a stick in his shoe. Attached to the stick was piece of paper. I slowly walked by and took the paper as I pretended to trip. I went to the bathroom to read what was written on it. OH MY GOD! this can't be. the paper read ..............


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution - Just Ask Dear Grumpy

Coming Soon to a debauchery near you!

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
"Dr Giggles found dead in MGM Grand. $50,000 Reward."

I flushed the paper down the toliet. It's not safe for me to go back out there! I hoisted myself up onto the garbage can, wiggled out the window, and fell into a dumpster on the other side. Next to me was...



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
....Grumpy's mom after a long hard night of slamming. Her face looked like a glazed donut and there was blood pouring out of every orafice. How could someone do this to this poor woman? What kind of sick person would leave a woman in this state?


I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
She was starting to come to. She was mumbling something.... ".... Maynard, no, Maynard, no, not the carrots too. Put then back in the refrigerator, I don't want to toss your salad & use the carrots today."

I wasn't sure what this was about, so I figured it best to leave. Once out of the dumpster, I headed for the street.

Just then a man turned the corner and started to run at me. I frose...



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 5:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Just then a man turned the corner and started to run at me. I frose...


...as I realized how wonderful it must be to have fully functional legs with which to run towards somebody at full speed. A tear started to stream down my cheek...




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

This thread is a complete abortion

Something you should have been. Ok I had to get that out of the way. Now back to the story

quote:

A tear started to stream down my cheek...


As the mace was shot into my eyes....




LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
... as I doubled over on the ground, I realix\zed it wasn't half bad. I asked if I could have the spray bottle for 'later.' The guy handed it over gladly, he just wanted to be away from peple too.

With a crazed look in his eye, he ran away.

I stumbled out into the street, as the sun was coming up. I don't know how long I had been on the run.

Just then, a big black limo pulled up. the window rolled down, and ...



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
UticaVin
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
out sprang George Lucas. He was holding a large crackpipe, he called it his "Idea Machine".

Not being able to forgive him for "Howard the Duck", I sprang into action. Of course "sprang" is a relative term, since my legs were missing. All I managed to do was get a faceful of...
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 1:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Please don’t totally defile this because it can be fun.


LOL!! Maynard, Maynard, Maynard.....that's just asking for a visit from the AIDS infected locusts...lol!! I see Snuka's already tested this thread out...we'll see where it goes from there..lol!! Later Pal!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
Maynard
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 1:47 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh Howie, you can defile me ANYTIME you want baby.


I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Lord Magus
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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 1:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
oh dear.. Howie's found a server.. here come the gay porn, bestiality, and unclassifiable perversion sigs...
this should get interesting heh heh


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

you can defile me ANYTIME you want baby

Hey hey hey, stay away from him!

And what's with this defiling, get back to the story bitches! ;)



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
Maynard
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 1:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Magoo, stop playing FFX and turn on your AIM!


I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Ahh, speaking of some creative juices tonight, I think i'll pass Maynard...I'm in the mood for something a little more chunky and brown with the slight touch of corn, I guess i'll be headin on over to Ladi's house for a nice Friday Night Fecal Smear. Better get them tarps out Ho!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 2:22 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Better get them tarps out Ho!

Um, which ones... the meat curtains or plastic Twister tarp? We can play shit-throwing-strobe-light Twister again! I have the old spinner board and everything... you know, Tampon on Red, Runny Shit on Blue, Puss Puddle on Green, and Piss on the Yellow row!



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Nah Ladi, i was thinking of a nice game of Scrabble but you have to mine your tiles outta my Scat Canyon..lol! But just in case, keep the twister tarp out...and grab the other one, you know, the one with the "Instant creampie" on white areas..LOL!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!


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