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o&aswallow	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 1:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: My mom always told my sister that gentlemen prefer small breasted women, but then again mom was flat as a board! Never got a tittie f I have to ask, did you ask your mom if she ever got one or did she volunteer this info? Inquiring minds want to know? Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 1:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Ok sure twist my words around! "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 2:44 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Plus they have to get their breasts massaged once or twice a day the first month to reduce swelling and avoid hardening OK, that's the first thing I've heard that may make me change my mind. quote: Never got a tittie f In all honesty, I never understood that, until somewhat recently when someone did it to me for the first time and it worked, go figure. I LOVE THE MORON

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 5:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: In all honesty, I never understood that, until somewhat recently when someone did it to me for the first time and it worked, go figure. Thanks, I aim to please. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

OAgirI25	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 5:17 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00	i'd never get fake boobs cuz my daddy always said, "never put a second story on a house with a bad foundation." plus i hear the fuck u in da ass while they surgery u.

o&aswallow	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 6:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: In all honesty, I never understood that, until somewhat recently when someone did it to me for the first time and it worked, go figure. You diva you. ;) Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	quote: but britney said she didn't get them, and i saw it on tv. nothing on tv is ever fake, so she must not have gotten them. This just in off the AP... Britney didn't get a boob job. TOG. Man, that got old quick. Ehem... next order of business... quote: plus i hear the fuck u in da ass while they surgery u. I think I know who's on pace to be next years poster of the year. Bravo, OAGirI25. quote: My mom always told my sister that gentlemen prefer small breasted women, but then again mom was flat as a board! Never got a tittie f Ah, to wax poetic on the human condition... what is it to be a gentlemen? To master the art of overcoming one's instincts. It is our male animal instincts that tell us larger breasts are a sign of a more hormonally balanced and fertile potential mate. Ergo, falsely enlarged breasts create a definite, initial, insinctual response. In my experience, the reality sets in quite soon that they just look wrong and inhuman. The gentleman act is projecting extreme control of one's instincts, and therefore, someone either consciously or subconsciously trying to be an ideal gentlemen, will shy away from larger, perhaps more desireable, chests, lest others percieve that he's given into his ego(or is it id, i can't remember). Then again, since I'm only 17, feel free to take all this with a pile of salt and dismiss me as an idiot. ---------------------------- "sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:28 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: plus i hear they fuck u in da ass while they surgery u. Reason #2 why I might go get them now. I LOVE THE MORON

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: In all honesty, I never understood that, until somewhat recently when someone did it to me for the first time and it worked, go figure. quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- plus i hear they fuck u in da ass while they surgery u. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reason #2 why I might go get them now. I love you. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die. This message was edited by av8er on 1-22-02 @ 11:42 PM

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:06 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: I love you. Whore. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Angel Girl	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:44 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	All I can say is anyone who thinks they need fake tits to feel good about themselves isn't real. It would be like a like vibrator, the real thing is always better.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:13 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Whore. Yes? I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Whore. -------------------- Yes? Reminds me of... "Jesus". "Yes?". "What?". "What?". "Jesus". "Yes?". "What?". Name that movie and win a cookie. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Angel Girl	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:32 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	who are you calling a whore with a Pic like that.LOL

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:53 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: who are you calling a whore with a Pic like that. It's sexy and you know it. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 2:48 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: It would be like a like vibrator, the real thing is always better. Hold it right there. You cannot compare a vibrator to an actual penis. They are 2 totally different things. A vibrator is NOT a dildo, people. A vibrator is neither better nor worse than a penis, it is different. I LOVE THE MORON

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 5:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Reminds me of... "Jesus". "Yes?". "What?". "What?". "Jesus". "Yes?". "What?". Name that movie and win a cookie. Shit...I'm usually good at this...O.K. ...Mel Brooks said it...Uhmmmmmm... Was it "History of the World"? I think that was it. (Make my cookie a Nutter Butter!;)) Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE PSYCHO BITCH! Roger: Look, It's Luke Perry's Junk. Ant: Where? Roger: Fag!

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 6:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	I installed wallcovering in a plastic surgeons office in Woodbury. The women I saw coming in for procedures, didn't need anything done, in my opinion. They were beautiful. Not one bad looking woman came in. There is definitely a self-esteem issue here. I saw women come in all happy because they were getting their tits done that day. I saw the same woman come back 3 days later, for a check up, in so much pain she could barely walk. Most of these women had a rich old man to pay for the tit job. The men were 20 to 40 years older than the women they were with.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 10:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whore. Bzzz. wrong, try again dumbass!! Whore's don't profess their love they steal your wallet. Alkey, give me my damn wallet back!! Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.

**~BeckyDC~** Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 10:54 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: Remember Becky, anything more than a mouthful is a waste. Ahhh well, then I THINK I'm all good and in the clear ;-) AIM \| E-Mail Me "I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:25 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I'm all good and in the clear ;-) How right you are..:D Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.

OAgirI25	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:28 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00	becky u like being ass fucked? cuz whatever doesn;t fit in your mouth can go in ur ass. :) :) :)

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I like real boobs of all sizes. It sickens me to think that a person would go through all that trouble and pain to try to fit into another person's ideal. What about those breast enhancing drugs? Do they work? Of course now they are trying to get to men with penis enlargement surgery and enhancement drugs and weights "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Remember Becky, anything more than a mouthful is a waste. Ahhh well, then I THINK I'm all good and in the clear ;-) quote: *pom poms not included You might want to re-THINK that, Beckster.... Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE PSYCHO BITCH! Roger: Look, It's Luke Perry's Junk. Ant: Where? Roger: Fag!

SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:36 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Was it "History of the World"? I think that was it. That's "History of the World PART ONE", thank you very much. I'll take an oatmeal raisin. ---------------------------- "sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.

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