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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: When will you die? | ||||
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| o&aswallow | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 8:22 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Ha Ha! I'm still going to be around for another 45 years! And to answer you f's that thought I was already dead, my sadistic side died back in 1991. :p  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | 1/28/2047...not bad! i can get used to being over 70 when i die | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Your Personal Day of Death is... Monday, May 27, 2047 (72)  | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well according to the death clock, I have no reason to finish school cause I'm dying in 16 years...September 23, 2018....wtf man?? Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA | ||||
| OAgirI25 | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:19 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | I don't get it... | ||||
| YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01 | quote: That's because your a dumb cunt.  | ||||
| OAgirI25 | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:49 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | go fuck your mother in the ass you little dick, not my fault you have a small penis... die already. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 8:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Normal - Wednesday, April 5, 2045 Pessimistic - Friday, February 26, 2027 Sadistic - Friday, April 4, 2008 Nice!! Optimistic- Tuesday, April 25, 2056 Hey OAAWITE, wanna trade?  Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | The Berry Patch will close it's doors for good on Thursday October 4, 2063 after being in business for 89 years. Hey at least I'll live long enough to see the rest of those Kennedy Assassination files. ;)  This message was edited by njstrawberry on 1-22-02 @ 10:23 PM | ||||
| NJ Panther | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Your Personal Day of Death is... Wednesday, May 4, 2061 (98???????) Someone put a bullet in my head in 30 years  This message was edited by NJ Panther on 1-22-02 @ 10:22 PM | ||||
| sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. | posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | UHmm ive got sum time ..... SAT NOV 24th 2018 UhMmm well i hope i lived a happy life ...by then at least id beeter get on it n stoP taking werid tests like this One ... AS mIke sAid i neED to FinD someone anD" * FUK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME *" ahah i love that i dono when ill stop giggling about that line . | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Wednesday, April 15, 2048. Woohoo, I get to die on tax day.  | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 2:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Sadistic: Monday, September 18, 2017 (age 39) Normal: Tuesday, September 18, 2057 (age 79) Pessimistic: Wednesday, August 24, 2039 (age 61) Optimistic: Sunday, October 22, 2079 (age 101)  | ||||
| Norton's Victim | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 10:48 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | February 10, 2056 when I am 74. Not bad. At least I will get to live long enough to be a dirty old man. This Death Test is also kinda cool. "I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2s. I think that should count." - George Carlin | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 10:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: December 6, 2038 at the age of 63 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (31%) Heart Attack (17%) Homicide (10%) Drowning (8%) Alcoholism (6%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 10400181 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 173697 people claim to have leprosy.  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Norton's Victim | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: September 19, 2051 at the age of 69 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (41%) Alcoholism (11%) Alien Abduction (8%) Heart Attack (7%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 10400181 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 173697 people claim to have leprosy. "I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2s. I think that should count." - George Carlin | ||||
| OAgirI25 | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:16 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | November 19, 2081 at the age of 99 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Getting ass fuked (59%) Cancer (41%) | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: it must be because someone got pissed after you put them to sleep! | ||||
| RonRon5477 | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:22 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:I will do that. May 4th is my birthday. what a great birthday present that would be! Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477 | ||||
| jumper | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | normal = monday, december 27, 2049 pessimistic = thursday, november 7, 2039 sadistic = sunday, december 27, 2009 optimistic = friday, feb. 24, 2065  Thanks to Austin for the sig. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I am waiting patiently for that day AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
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