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crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
mmmmm vg's pure in more ways than i realised!!!11 :p

oh yeah, i'm just kinda evil too, very dissappointed in myself :(



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
mmmmm vg's pure in more ways than i realised!!!11


yes, i am the purest of the pure, i need to be corrupted. wanna help crx? ;)

...the sweetest cherry in an apple pie...


SweetAngel
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I got:

Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human. But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint.





I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter


danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Mine was actually different:
quote:
Good & Bad News: You are more evil than Gonzostyle, but not as evil as @~~BeckyDC~~@

sweet! who knew?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:
Finally, the truth is revealed — you're pure evil. But so are lots of successful people: Donald Trump, Mr. Burns, Martha Stewart. Get tips on coping with your evilness


I was hopong to score a litle higher in the evilness, oh well.

AIM



GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
You are more evil than Gonzostyle


Only by injection.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Ooo hoo — you're one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet. For goodness' sake, next time think about that old lady's feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really — you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. Yes, it's all part of being a free spirit who doesn't answer to anyone. Right or wrong, it's a fun way to live. But be careful — it all comes full-circle in the end.


quote:
Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!


these aren't as good:
quote:
We're all slaves to our urges — some just more than others. Sure, you probably shake it a little to get your way, but you don't beat yourself up over it (unless you're into that, of course). For your own sake, realize that getting hurt sexually generally stings more than being burnt with your clothes on. So even if your pillow pal has a mean set of love handles, keep it to yourself. Just listen to that little voice in your head (no, not that one), and the evil sex thing will stop.




not passive aggressive passive aggressive


Don't feel too bad about hiding your anger. At least, not right now. When your spleen ruptures from internalized stress, then you can feel bad about it. Passive people act that way because they're ultimately sweet and don't want to upset anyone. While that may work for the short term, you end up looking like a real back-stabber when you, ah, stab someone in the back. Try to deal with your problems up front, and you probably won't have to renew your concealed weapons permit this year.




have some chuckles

you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek

If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hmm, PURE EVIL!
But then again I already knew that!

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper.


:( And to think there are people who are afraid of my temper and vindictive nature....




The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA




Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Damn, mine wasn't as bad as I hoped it would be. :(

We're not going to say you're a bad person, but you're toeing the line. A little advice: Try to think about how your victim will feel before you pull your next dirty prank (we don't care how funny it is when you take out a classifed ad and sell someone's car for them). You may think cruelty is funny, but your friends don't — especially the ones who've been burned by your verging-on-evil ways. Listen to your conscience a little more, okay?



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human. But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint.



IAmMighty
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 1:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper.



Damn I was hoping for more. Practice, Practice, Practice

crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW		posted on 02-02-2002 @ 3:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
How evil are you?
Gonzy, my big sexy hunk of a man, if you knew, even you wouldn't talk to me anymore.


I love the Amy

This message was edited by crack hitler on 2-2-02 @ 3:03 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 10:59 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Gonzy, my big sexy hunk of a man, if you knew, even you wouldn't talk to me anymore.


I trully can imagine and yes it does fuckin scare me. All you crazy suburbians from blacklanta are crazy.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 02-02-2002 @ 11:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human. But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint.



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink. FN Moron is my brother in weed, indeed.
OAgirl25
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I think they got mines wrong, they said i was pure evil!
:(:(:(

Kim
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 9:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
 Nope, not a drop of evil in you. Instead of tripping old ladies, you help them cross the street, and we gotta tell you ... you're missing out! C'mon, live a little!

Shocker...





God Bless America!



Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 02-03-2002 @ 10:08 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper. Get tips on turning up your evilocity — sign up with Emode.com
i demand a recount, ive always been told that i'm the devil!! :mad:

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Turk408
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Kinda evil...hmmmm. Made me think I was like Scott Evil in Austin Powers, "You're Quasi-evil, You're the Diet Coke of Evil, just one calorie not evil enough"

It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness.
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 02-03-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper.


:D







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