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| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:58 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01  | dude! So did you! it can't rain all the time | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 3:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Dude This bit got old fast!  | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 3:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | well, yea. it can't rain all the time | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 3:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Danked, where were you in the damned Spoo thread. | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | i stayed the spoo out of there, man. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Seeing as I'm drug free, will I be able to contribute to this thread? American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | That Metamucil can be pretty rough. Not sure you really count as drug-free. :D Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Salad? Why salad? I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well Gooch, someday ruffage will be a concern for you too. :) American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | salad? hmmm, what do you speak of??? Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Don't play coy with me, I'm onto you. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | are you hitting on me?!?!? Mod harassment!!! :D Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | It doesn't take Blechley Park to figure out your codes. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit This message was edited by Froy on 2-3-02 @ 5:52 PM | ||||
| TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American | posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | It's just one of those nights, where it's 3:15 in the moring, you've just gotten back from the bar, haven't scored, and the semen stains from thinking about potential rape victims starts to crust around the pockets of your jeans. It's that time of night where the air smells like laundry sheets, and it's not just because the dryer vent of your neighbor's house happens to be located next to her bedroom window, where she is tongueing your ex-girlfriends clit with the speed of a small electric razor, and the moans that scream "Melissa!! Melissa! Jesus Christ, you are so much better than ___________ (insert you name there)" can be heard by all your local neighborhood chums, from the 13 year old Danny who is going for his own personal best record of how many times he can jerk off in a single night (it's 7 times, so far) to the 38 year old Bill, who is sipping whiskey while taking small huffs of ether, dreaming of the day he will stab his ex-wife to death for killing his pet fighting fish. Yeah, that's the aroma in the air, and you quietly move onward to your house, enter the door, sit down at your computer in a sort of general malaise, with the smell of cheap beer, bought at 25 cents a cup at the local Thursday night special bar, still hanging on your breath. You log on to AOL, and scour chat rooms and profiles for the screenname of potential womn who will be willing to drive to your house and give you a blow job. Two hours pass by, and no luck, so you decide to exit your house, walk next door, and find that the kitchen door has been left open. You grab a knife, enter the bedroom, and find your ex-girlfriend wrappped around a naked rug-muncher. Your first instinct is to sit there and hope for a threesome, because you are a man afterall, but you appeal to reason, and proceed to stab Melissa in the thigh. She screams in horror, and your ex-girlfriend awakens to find you with a blank stare in your eyes as you pull back your arms, and thrust the knife into Melissa's throat. Now, with her screaming reduced and your ex-girlfriend recoiled in horror in a corner, you proceed to unbuckle your pants, expose your 7 inch uncircumsized member, and thrust it into the bloody wound that you first made with the knife into Melissa's thigh, all the while you plunge the knife 37 times into her stomach while yelling "My feet sound like penguins!!!!" You finish, and as you get up, you see your ex-girlfriend in the corner, crouched in fear. You walk to her, kneel down, put your arms around her, and tell her everything will be ok, now. And you become the first man to ever bring an ex-girlfriend BACK from lesbianism. All Day long I Dream About Stalker Patty  "You know what they do to people like me in prison? They cut your fucking balls off and flush em down the toilet." | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:10 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Shouldn't that post be in Fan Submissions or some other place away from the mainstream of society? | ||||
| TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American | posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:15 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Like the Off-Topic section of the Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board is the center of mainstream society. All Day long I Dream About Stalker Patty "You know what they do to people like me in prison? They cut your fucking balls off and flush em down the toilet." | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Jays that story looks like it belongs in the Dream thread. No man can ever bring a girl back from lesbianism AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American | posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Well, that's how I did it. Too bad she broke up with me three monthes later becuase I didn't get her a fucking hamburger from McDonalds. I'm sticking to fat housewifes from now on. All Day long I Dream About Stalker Patty "You know what they do to people like me in prison? They cut your fucking balls off and flush em down the toilet." | ||||
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