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prototype
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 5:57 PM      
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A new car because my 2 suck.

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JackDan1974
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

i would buy the ultimate home entertainment system...complete with tv, dvd player, surround sound and a new ps2...and if i had $5 left I would rent a movie from blockbuster



If you wanted the ultimate home entertainment system $5000 would not even by the TV.

I would put a down payment on a Yammha R1.





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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I'd buy Alkey's soul.

But what should I do with the other $4,999.75? :)




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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 6:59 PM      
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[sings]If I had 5 Thousand dollars...if I had 5 Thousand dollars....I'd be rich[/sings]

sorry couldnt resist


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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Norton'sVictim beat ya to it.

Donny
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 7:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I would buy six-packs of Caymus Special Select for the years 1990 through 98. I would then host a few vertical tastings with some swanky women with the expectationas that I'd be performing some horizontal tastings before the night was over. Throw in some Fuentes for later.

Life is sweet.
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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
damn..thats what i get for just skimming the responses


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I'd upgrade my computer($1000 worth), get a PS2($400 with games), a DVD player($150?), a Palm ($600ish,... a cool one), put 2K into stocks, and the rest... whatever... random cool shit.



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 9:17 PM      
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I'd buy a ticket to Miami, get a room with a view of the beach, score myself some Becks and weed and party my ass off for a week.


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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

An 18 month certificate of deposit.

Pussy.


8,333 shares @ .66/share of K-Mart stock. It'll come back.




This message was edited by The Painter on 2-8-02 @ 7:02 AM
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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I don't think I'd buy all that much. Maybe go on a nice vacation, but I never buy anything with the money I have now, so I'm sure that wouldn't change. I'd put it in the bank like a moron.



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 12:00 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
100% ownership of OTL

and a flatpanel HDTV



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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'd buy Alkey's soul.

But what should I do with the other $4,999.75?


Too late. I lost it in a bet with Slash.





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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 12:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
First thing I would buy is a goddam new car. I dont care what the fuck it is..as long as its more newer than my current one!

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Norton's Victim
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 8:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Hey, I thought I was the only person who'd ever seen this flick. Nice.


I love that movie. The guy from Grounded for Life tricking chicks into sleeping with him has got to be good. Its also got some nice advise in it!!
quote:

Norton'sVictim beat ya to it.


YD, if by this you mean you own a Les Paul with that tunning system, you have just officially made me extremly jealous.



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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 9:19 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

If you wanted the ultimate home entertainment system $5000 would not even by the TV.



sorry, i don't want a tv that is more than 35inches...its just stupid after that...besides, they get too big and you can't play video games on em...my friend has a 60" and can't play ps2 on it...what good is that?

Grumpy
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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:36 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'd buy the SU dorks some sunlamps and posters of Caribbean Islands so they can feel what it's like to get out more often.


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Joey1120
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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

get a guy to build a custom wall unit for my room (i have that weird shaped video game tv with the speakers on the sides, and i live on the second floor of the house so, so the walls are angled in, making it hard to arrange things



Quik, my brother has been doing such work for the past 12-15 years, and he's quite talented. In fact, he just finished a wall unit that was from floor-to-ceiling and wall-to-wall for a young couple with an odd-size television. He refurnished his own house several times too. If you ever get your $5,000, let me know and I'll get some prices for you.



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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I'd buy an assault rifle, a clown suit, and a rubber nose and make plans for the anniversary party in may.




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ClusterF@#$
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Gonzo = Laughriot???!!1 Come to think of it... he did leave kind of disgruntled.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Gonzo = Laughriot



I take that as a compliment actually.




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Joey1120
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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.



Well at least we know where the party is!! ;)

Joey
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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

8,333 shares @ .66/share of K-Mart stock. It'll come back



I was thinking of dropping another three grand into Snowball...

I am disappointed, not one person has made a Grumpy's mother joke in this thread. You people are slipping.


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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I am disappointed, not one person has made a Grumpy's mother joke in this thread. You people are slipping.


He said 5,000 bucks...not a sawbuck. But I guess after you spend those 5 bucks on her, the other 4,995 will be spent on medication and doctor visits.

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