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Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Joey by your definition I was guilty of statatory rape by looking at your pics in the nighty.


Not true :) LOL. I'm actually, let's see, six years over totally legal, believe it or not! ;) Can you believe I still get carded to see some movies? It's embarassing, really...but it's funny. People tell me I'll appreciate it someday. I'm still waiting.

Joey
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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
I am very interested in your ideology.
So what do you call it when you don't know the bitch's first name?


It's called "forced pentrating love"

Joey I wanna shove my bloody infection stick inside you, lets be friends.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
quote:

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So what do you call it when you don't know the bitch's first name?

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Love.


Oh my goodness. You guys are so funny. I just want to let you know that I WAS having a bad day at work, but you guys just made me laugh myself into a decent mood. Thanks.

Joey
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Norton's Victim
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Can you believe I still get carded to see some movies?

Yes.



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1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
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av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
he's already cheated emotionally and spiritually.


Give me a break. This is why women should be pets.

quote:
So av8er, are you married


Nope. :D Come to papa!




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


IrishAlkey
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Give me a break. This is why women should be pets.


But, in most areas it's required to clean up after your pet. Now, imagine walking your "pet" while she's having her little friend. You'd have to walk around with a mop and bucket. I say, keep em locked in cages. When the smell starts to get too bad, buy a new one.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Where does everyone draw the line in the sand that denotes cheating?


Flirting is not cheating. It's human nature.

If I were doing something with someone else that I would never ever want my boyfriend doing, then it's most likely cheating.


You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right?
Or are pixels the only thing you have control of?


av8er
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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
When the smell starts to get too bad, buy a new one.



This is kinda like what I do now, except I don't wait for the smell to get bad, I just wait until the "new pussy smell" wears off.




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Joey I wanna shove my bloody infection stick inside you, lets be friends


OK. Now you're freakin' me out.

quote:
Give me a break. This is why women should be pets

Are you kidding? Who would take care of men then? Their pet mothers?


Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
OK. Now you're freakin' me out.


About fuckin time already, come on be mine. We can be together, I wanna fill you up with my rape sauce till it seeps through your pores like masque of the red death. Luck have it I cum blood as it is already. Then I can cave the back of your head in with a fire extinguisher then I can shove the nozzle up your ass and pull the trigger as I cum.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
About fuckin time already, come on be mine. We can be together, I wanna fill you up with my rape sauce till it seeps through your pores like masque of the red death. Luck have it I cum blood as it is already. Then I can cave the back of your head in with a fire extinguisher then I can shove the nozzle up your ass and pull the trigger as I cum.


Come on Gonzo,
You know how many times a hot chick like that has heard that tired line???

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Come on Gonzo,
You know how many times a hot chick like that has heard that tired line???


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:45 PM      
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Great, now I'm starving. Thanks Gonzo.



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"Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.
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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 6:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
For example, when a guy who is involved meets another woman and he thinks, "I want to bang her," he's already cheated
if that's the case there's not a man on this planet who hasn't cheated, and very few women, if any.

for me, it's cheating if he doesn't ask first and/or i'm not there :D



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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av8er
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The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
it's cheating if he doesn't ask first and/or i'm not there


Pleeeeeease tell me they didn't break the mold when they made you Trish.




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I agree with Trish, if I had a bf, and he found someone he liked enough, I'd tell him go for it, or join him. But if it were a secret, then it's cheating.



I LOVE THE MORON
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:28 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
opps umm nevermind.




This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 2-8-02 @ 7:50 PM
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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Sensual foot massage...
eh, it's in the same ballpark ;)



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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Sensual foot massage...
eh, it's in the same ballpark


Same ballpark? Nigga it ain't even the same damn sport. Tony 'Rocky Horror' didn't deserve that shit man.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 02-10-2002 @ 1:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
How does the intercourse hello classify?



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