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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 5:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

norville barnes?
you know, for kids




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday 2/11: CBS: Queens (R), Dear (R), Raymond (R), Becker (R)...NBC: Olympics...FOX: Public, McBeal...ABC: Ace Venturya2 ...WB: 7th Heaven, 7 Heaven (R)...TBS: Few Good Men...
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands
stupidmailman
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Let us not forget that rather convenient day off of work, either. But thats more of a white holiday.

Yeah,but we gave up one Presidents Day to get that one,so we didn't gain a thing!




GOD BLESS AMERICA





This message was edited by stupidmailman on 2-11-02 @ 6:12 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Is that a "blue letter"?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
stupidmailman
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00

ONLY IF YOU SAYS SO BOSS,GOTSTA RUN NOW Y'ALL
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
what can be a better thread then this for black jokes

Where do you hide a nigga's welfare check?
Under his work boots


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
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zootybang
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Under his work boots.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

stupidmailman
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
In my mailbag,make the fuckers wait just like we do for payday!

GOD BLESS McRIB SANDWICHES

zootybang
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Whats got six legs and yells "HO DEE DO! HO DEE DO!"?


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

stupidmailman
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
3 niggers in a watermelon patch

GOD BLESS McRIB SANDWICHES

zootybang
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Close, oh aptly-named mailman. Its three niggers running for an elevator.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

stupidmailman
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00

Buts do da middle leg count?
armymad
DUMBEST POSTER EVER!!!
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
One other thing in black history "Black Earl got a job at wnew"

Ready to go to war for the show
LickMahBallz
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I always thought of the whole slavery think as more of an internship program. After all, who is gonna hire some monkey from the jungle with no schools. You gotta intern a little and develop some sort of skills that will be beneficial to society, no? It's a shame how now we PAY them to do NOTHING, rather then pay them nothing to do something.

ChowderPuke
p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
If it wasn't for the coons, none of our forefathers would have had clothes to wear. No cotton=no clothes.
Let's hear a hooray for the moolies.

Plus, look at all the help that they gave us in all of the wars...they died in place of the whities.

I have a question...I remember learning in school that a nigger could buy his freedom from his master. I didn't know that they recieved welfare checks back then. Did they? Or did they get the money from selling stolen watermelons? Nah..forget that idea...a nigger SELL a watermelon..HA!





Honk If You Like O&A!

The Norton We Didn't Know!

I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you
want!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
What's the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead nigga in the middle of the road?
SKID MARKS IN FRONT OF THE DOG



LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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This message was edited by Tequila on 2-11-02 @ 7:57 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
There's skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's another word for cacoon?


*edit: whoops... didn't see the "white" part


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

This message was edited by barch97 on 2-11-02 @ 7:59 PM
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
ChowderPuke
p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
I'll take a dozen





Honk If You Like O&A!

The Norton We Didn't Know!

I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you
want!
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Comments from a group who try so hard to be the opposite of politically correct while posting on a message board but are such complete pussies in reality that the car windows get rolled up when someone black comes around the corner like the nerdiest guy in Office Space.

I'd feel sorry if it weren't so pathetic.


You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right?
Or are pixels the only thing you have control of?


LickMahBallz
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
On the contrary, I always roll down my window when I drive past a fine young black fellow. How else am I supposed to get the change into his cup?

zootybang
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 11:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Wow. I figured on a good-natured race-joke thread. Instead, we get hard-core racism. Go figure.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Black people love to eat that fried chicken they also love robbing the white man

What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Comments from a group who try so hard to be the opposite of politically correct while posting on a message board but are such complete pussies in reality that the car windows get rolled up when someone black comes around the corner like the nerdiest guy in Office Space.



Yeah, they'd all shit in their pants if they ever said that shit directly in front of me instead of your cozy computers.

I'd really wouldnt want it with lent.

Just remember: White men cant jump.

EDIT:Lent also makes black history by being the first ever PERSON of any type to post on Overthelimit.com



Email
- AIM:roweLENTless2001

Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!! 111 Also I'll fuck you til you love me!!!



This message was edited by Lent on 2-11-02 @ 11:39 PM
zootybang
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 11:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Yeah, they'd all shit in their pants if they ever said that shit directly in front of me instead of your cozy computers.



Not for nothing, but,I've met you, and you're not that Imposing. I think I can take you. Want some of this little white boy, huh? I'll fuck your knee caps up before you know what hit you! Better wear stilts, mutha fucka!


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

ChowderPuke
p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:22 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Comments from a group who try so hard to be the opposite of politically correct while posting on a message board but are such complete pussies in reality that the car windows get rolled up when someone black comes around the corner like the nerdiest guy in Office Space.


Hoo hoo...your quite the sharp fellow. You've got us figured out there.
I think I'll go play shuffle board while I sip my champaigne and eat caviar...right after I lock my doors, turn on my alarm, and station the guard at the gate. You know...you can never be too safe!





Honk If You Like O&A!

The Norton We Didn't Know!

I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you
want!


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