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Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
I hope your fucking genitals get stuck in a cessna's engine all the while the zombie JFK JR. flying it. After you crash in a fiery inferno I hope you wrestle Magic Johnson in chicken wire and thumb tacks while a fucking mongoloid referees with his oversized elephant sized head.



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink. FN Moron is my brother in weed, indeed.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Gonzo, when I started this I actually hoped it would end up as I intended. Did you see me reply to any responses in this thread? When was the last time you saw me reply to any sort of "chat" or "questions" thread? When I realized how far-gone the "spoo" thread went, did you ever see me reply to it again? You make some very valid points about my posting habits, but I feel that those points don't apply now. If you'd take notice, the way I work around here is different than it used to be. Finally, thanks for doing what I asked in this thread. I love the criticism, and that's why I've changed some shit.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Only time shall tell and don't think I don't hope for the best, you fuckin swingar freak.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'd love to respond to that, but it might be considered chatting. ;)





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Your sarcasm isn't lost upon me and you trying to prove your popularity and staying power is also nothing new to this board. You created the monster and just because you don't respond to it anymore doesn't mean everyone should just forget. I never said chatting was a bad thing but you turned every thread into a one word response chat with 3 - 5 of the same people every night. As Scott Hall said "Don't sing it, bring it." You're talking reform yet I am not seeing it. Saying "I'm not doing that anymore." is all good, but just like Mike Tyson saying "I'm not that crazy." Words are just words, we all wanna have fun but there's a point where common sense comes into play as well.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I understand you!
Now shut up and love me!
I can take much abuse, but I still need affection, you heartless fucker!
(see, I even try to add "c"s to "fuck")





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
he's not the same alkey. he spells fuck the right way. dont trust him. kill on sight. i repeat, kill on sight.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I understand you!
Now shut up and love me!



Speak of the devil, Fingerbang is logged in. The scent must be strong, he must sense the force in you.

Love like respect is earned my dear.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Bad day at work today, Gonzy? Stop picking on my pal. :mad:



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

"Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Much like this thread, I think Rodney King summed it up best when he said, "I'm beat."

NORTON IS GOD
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Much like this thread, I think Rodney King summed it up best when he said, "I'm beat."


I was beat in August.
This was just for fun.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 10:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Much like this thread, I think Rodney King summed it up best when he said, "I'm beat."



Who in the blue fuck, are you again?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Stop picking on my pal.


id take that one back my friend if you dont want more pictures of you and him plastered all over the net, kissy kissy

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Stop picking on my pal.



Took you long enough to reply, was your mouth full?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Took you long enough to reply, was your mouth full?
Yes. After you posted the "eat a bowl of dick" picture in another thread, I got hungry.
quote:

Be as nasty as you fucking wanna be.
Hitler probably shouldn't have done what he did. There, I said it.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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