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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
SORRY BARCH. Sheesh, I didn't even see your post...and I didn't realize footnote meant credit.
My bad.

BIG NOTE TO EVERYONE - Barch was the first to point out that 1000 seconds doesn't take you into next week.

Ferret
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Drink beer with Drew Carey

Punch Jim Carrey





Fuck the hell out of Mariah Carrey




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barch97
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

I didn't realize footnote meant credit.
You never had to write a research paper in school? When you quote from any source you are supposed to give them credit. Some very common methods of giving such credit are; in-text notation, an end note or, a footnote.

btw... nice panties :P




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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Yes I've written papers and given credit, but I didn't see your post, hence I didn't give credit.

And what, you've been under my desk or looking through my window? How do you know how nice they are?

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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Drink beer with Drew Carey

Punch Jim Carrey


reverse that. jim carrey is much cooler.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

If a billion dollars was dropped into your lap....What would you do.
I'd prevent the slut already on my lap, from stealing any of it. Then go buy a billion tacos to provide myself adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.

Joey1120
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
If a billion dollars was dropped into my lap, I would go to each of my closest friends and say: "What is your dream?" I would buy them their dreams, thereby being co-owner of several different companies.

On the weekends, we'd all have enough cash to party and have fun. :)



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
first off I would set up several bank accounts overseas where the irs couldn't touch it. Of course I would hire financial folk and lawyer folk to set it up. All of which i have in my immediate family. Then I would just spend the first $500 million and get so much stuff that mtv would be at my house (when finished being built) to film the best cribs episode anyone ever saw.

And then I would buy stupid shit that I don't need.
And of course some pussy.



It's not like I killed someone. It's not like I drove a spitefull spear into your side. You talk to Jesus Christ as if he knows the reasons why he did it all for you.
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I would buy every classic car I saw, a huge fucking house. Then I would hire a hit man to kill this fucking asshole in my town.

OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I would buy a bunch of survelliance cameras to catch Vinny's hitman killing Irishcros in Commack.


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barch97
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

first off I would set up several bank accounts overseas where the irs couldn't touch it. Of course I would hire financial folk and lawyer folk to set it up.
See, again... I don't think you're grasping the whole BILLION thing.

You could spend $10,000,000 each year for the next hundred years. What do you need bank accounts for? The interest? How much money is enough money? At what ammount will you be satisfied?

It's a BILLION dollars. You'd run out of things to buy before you spent even close to half of it.

IT'S A BILLION DOLLARS

A BILLION

with a "B"

BILLION



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I can't believe that no one has said this yet:

[bare naked ladies]If I had a Billion Dollars, I'd buy...[/bare naked ladies]

I'd probably buy a small Island, stock it with as many young nymphomaniac women as possible and vacation there year round while living off of what was left and treating myself to luxury.




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RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 6:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I would buy a bunch of survelliance cameras to catch Vinny's hitman killing Irishcros in Commack.


Yeah, I gotta find out who that tool is.

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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
a billion dollars?

hmmm...i'd become a playboy bunny.
heck with that, i'd buy the mansion.


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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Scratch the cheeseburgers.

I guess I'd be hanging at the Playboy mansion.

What?



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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And what, you've been under my desk



Sorry, that was me....just wanted to see if the really were pink. :D




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


Decoy
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I'd do 2 chicks at the same time.



Besides two chicks at the same time?

Nothing.

o&aswallow
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
If I had a few billion $$$$'s in my lap, I'm sure there are a few sweeties here that I would invite to "dig in" and take their share. ;)



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Sorry, that was me
Well that explains the sound I heard, must have been your sharp intake of air when you realized they were actually sheer...never mind ;)



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 3-4-02 @ 9:03 PM
christowang
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
I would buy Britney Spears and turn her into an Anal Monster.

o&aswallow
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I would buy Britney Spears and turn her into an Anal Monster.


Why waste your money when she would do it for nothing??



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Flock of Moosen
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USA
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'd buy 1,000 K cars. Nice Reliant automobiles. ;)



Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing.

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I'd buy the NY Yankees and an Island in the caribean or the gulf of mexico.


I'm with you on the Yankee purchase but with one condition..I get to bang Derek Jeter daily.
Then I'd buy Infinity Broadcasting and eliminate all the shit..in other words 24 hour O & A radio..more gooder. (ok, maybe not the whole 24 hours-we'll give them a break and put in Ron & Fez). And NO commercials, just Stephen Lynch songs as a buffer between bits.
And then just to be a humanitarian, I would buy Stalker Patty a life...Oh, wait..there isn't enough money for that is there?



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)


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