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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I learned that I do not even own a gun, let alone many guns, that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?





Are you mental? Get the net!



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*****NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!!!*****

darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
DIG, I totally agree about the Han and Greedo thing, making it more PC was such bullshit. Han kicked his ass, none of this who-shot-first bullshit.

quote:

I learned that I do not even own a gun, let alone many guns, that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

And that only Wayne and Garth are allowed to talk to the camera, not Al Bundy. Also (from WW2) the 2nd Church looks exactly like the 1st one, and is right across the street; and Charlton Heston is good at telling directions.

Star Wars (all of them)
- Try not. Do, or do not, there is no try.
- Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops
- Size matters not. It's how you use the Force and how well you handle your sabre ;)
- Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb..... oh wait, that's Spaceballs, my bad.

South Park
- In order to make a girl like you more than any other guy, you just gotta find the clitoris.
- The mole hates zose fucking guard dogz.
- All the Baldwins are dead???
Ferris Bueller
- Life moves fast sometimes. If you don't stop and look around, you might miss it.

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handcock
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 7:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
The Usual Suspects-The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exsist


"Every once in a while, when I think that I've had too much to drink, I realize that it's just the alchohol talking"
handcock
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 7:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
What an asshole. Don't hit the button twice you f-n tool.
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"Every once in a while, when I think that I've had too much to drink, I realize that it's just the alchohol talking"



This message was edited by handcock on 3-11-02 @ 7:35 PM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 7:51 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
My favorite movie taught me some women like having one giant cock in the ass and another in the mouth.
The same type of whore who will be fucking a completely different guy in the next scene.

Syd
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 8:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00

What I have learned from The Big Lebowski

1. Never fuck a stranger in the ass
2. The In and Out burger is on Camrose
3. Nihilists believe in nothing
4. Nobody fucks with the Jesus
5. Bunny Lebowski will suck your cock for a thousand dollars
6. Unlike Nam', Bowling has rules.
7. The rug really tied the room together

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-11-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

My favorite movie taught me some women like having one giant cock in the ass and another in the mouth. The same type of whore who will be fucking a completely different guy in the next scene.



So you saw a copy of the hojo bang party too?



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 8:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Face, you are a who-ah.

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I learned that the contractors working on rebuilding the Death Star were not innocent victims, but guys who should have understood the risk of what the job entailed.

I also learned that if you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours; if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.



>)
Meatbus
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Clerks - Fucking a dead guy is no different than fucking a live one.

Fight Club - It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. You have to use the indefinite article "a dildo," never "your dildo."

Die Hard - Always wear shoes.

The Shining - To prevent murder, have plenty of porn at all times.

A Beautiful Mind - It helps to be Russell Crowe.

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 1:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
The Breakfast Club:
- Don't assume you know what someone is like based on appearances/stereotypes
- Nobody has a perfect life - everyone has their own set of problems
- Deep down, basically all of us share some common wants/needs

WHAT? I'm in a serious mood, couldn't think of a funny what I learned ;)

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 12:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I learned that 37 is alot



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 3:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I learned from my fav movie 5 things:

1)just cause your parents named you Hoops doesnt mean your gonna be a basketball star
2)I gotta do my laps
3)the"giant dolphin with rabies" flik never came out
4)lobsters lead a short and terrible life but in the end have their revenge
5) never EVER mess with a little girl's ugly dog

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!

This message was edited by Mangino on 3-14-02 @ 3:35 AM
pantee man
Another asshole Isles fan who didn't say shit until they started winning.
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 12:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
ive learned that you have way to much time on your hands..... ever heard of zanex and beer you'll sleep better.............






Who can make the sun shine on a cloudy day?

The Pantee Man Can.
darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 1:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I also learned to bring more than one ball if I'm gonna be playing street hockey on the roof of a building.

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posted on 03-14-2002 @ 1:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- that Adrenochrome comes from the gland of a living..human..being.

Chasing Amy- that you think she'll let you sniff her panties let alone fuck her

Clerks- that we both eat Chinese

Ferris Bueller- that when Cameron was in Egypt's Land, let my Cameron go.

Fight Club- that the Erika Pekary dust ruffles go with the ying yang table.

Se7en- that he's some psycho smearing himself in peanut butter while wearing his grandma's panties.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail- that it's just a flesh wound

American Psycho- that you must feed a kitten to the ATM machine

Bad Boys- that it's just a big shiney dick with wheels, and we're the two balls just dragging the fuck along

The Godfather- that it's a Sicilian message, that Luca Brasi now sleeps with the fishes

The Godfather part II- That you broke my heart, Fredo, you broke my heart.

The Godfather part III- that Andy Garcia was biting off ears way before Mike Tyson



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"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.


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