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Drusilla
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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nope, i have stairs out in the hallway to the next apartment & stairs outside up to the stoop.

but not in my little apartment.



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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"Where do these stairs go?"
"They go up!"

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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:12 PM      
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There's a lady who's sure,
All that glitters is gold,
And she's buying a urinal to heaven.
When she gets there she knows,
If the stores are all closed,
With a word she can get what she came for.
And she's buying a urinal to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall,
But she wants to be sure,
Because you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook,
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
It makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get,
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen,
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
It makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon,
If we all call the tune,
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn,
For those who stand long,
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes there are two paths you can go by,
But in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go,
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him.
Dear lady can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know,
Your urinal lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know,
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How everything still turns to gold,
And if you listen very hard,
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a urinal to heaven.

hmmm... not quite as cool a song that way, is it? Maybe you got a point about that stairway thing...




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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
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quote:

"Where do these stairs go?"
"They go up!"



Yeah, but they can also go down! :-D


Shit Happens...
darthziggy
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
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Rage, it's Ghostbusters, play along a little will ya? :-p

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rageparty
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:31 PM      
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My bad, I'll play along :)


Shit Happens...
Tequila
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
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AIMP - thank you for posting that, now I have it stuck in my head.

But I have the Anniversary Party version, not the normal version


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
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What rolls down stairs,
alone or in pairs,
rolls over your neighbor's dog...
It's great for a snack,
it fits on your back,
it's log... log...log.


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This message was edited by katylina on 4-2-02 @ 10:00 PM
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:19 PM      
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...it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
...it's log, log, it's better than bad, it's good.





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By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:50 AM      
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This thread smells like barbeque'd dog hair.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
darthziggy
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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:53 AM      
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Gotta love the Ren and Stimpy references :) Nice pick up Katy.

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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:53 AM      
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HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
darthziggy
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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
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Woohoo! God, remember when Nickelodeon used to be good?

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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:40 AM      
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quote:

Woohoo! God, remember when Nickelodeon used to be good?
"You Can't Do That on Television" was a good show. Alanis Morrisette used to be on that show.



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TimCR125
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
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Ren and Stimpy was and still is my favorite show ever.
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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Gotta love the Ren and Stimpy references
Can we get a pic of the shaven yak on his mystical canoe up in this piece yo? :-D
quote:

Woohoo! God, remember when Nickelodeon used to be good?
I miss Double Dare. :(


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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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wild and crazy kids
hey dude
you cant do that on television
welcome freshman
out of control
double dare
GUTS
i miss those shows

i also used to watch kids incorperated and the mickey mouse club on the disney channel

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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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Ren and Stimpy is awesome. And, yes I have stairs that lead to my basement and attic.

FU, DJ Rifleman
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
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YAK!!!!!!!!!!!11


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
barch97
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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
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So, there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of support for my urinal thing...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Damn, that was quick! Thanks Hybrid. But no canoe? :-D


"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."

This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 4-3-02 @ 12:14 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:16 PM      
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dont be picky! im trying! :-D


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:24 PM      
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the pic of the canoe wont work. :(
hey dude was a good show too though......


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!


This message was edited by HyBriD on 4-3-02 @ 12:30 PM
darthziggy
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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:31 PM      
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I never really liked Hey Dude, I was always more partial to Salute Your Shorts :)

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LET'S GO ISLANDERS
My Website
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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
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when i was like in kindergarden we were just learning how to type on these computers
they werw mac, with those HUGE disks, remember those? anyway they had us write a book
in my intro i wrote that i wanted to be melanie from hey dude
that was my ultimate favorite show for a while


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop



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