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| O+A_Armyman | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:25 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00  | shit your deffinitly from Jersey, damn man that one about the malls is great (I count 4) And i sure as hell can negotiate a circle. and you could still kinda make out the scar on my leg from the alpine slide (who knew those things had brakes?) "We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets to the chest, Yoko Onoo standing right fucking next to him not 1 fucking bullet" Dennis Leary Proud grunt of the O+A army This message was edited by O+A_Armyman on 4-3-02 @ 2:30 PM | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Ya, Brooklyn's on Long Island. Blow me. And you can blow me again if you're upset about the line breaks. Be glad I removed the >'s. I'm not a miracle worker. Re: the Mass list, I spent two days visiting colleges around Boston and already get a couple. Those damn rotaries... Granted some of these I must admit are stupid, but without further ado: For all you folks who have ever lived on Long Island or know someone who does........some of these are before our time, but other we can definitely relate to Long Island. You're truly from Lawn Giland (Long Island) if you can relate to any of the following: 1. You've always liked Billy Joel and you own several of his "records," 2. You know someone who went to Chaminade or LaSalle. 3. Seeing a concert at Jones Beach Theater - the best place in the world to see a show. 4. Is it just me, or is every girl from Rockville Centre a bitch? 5. Billy Joel said it best, "Either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore." 6. What's the big deal about the Hamptons? 7. If you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from NEW YAWK. 8. You don't go to Manhattan; you go to "the City" 9. The Belt Parkway sucks! 10. You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..." 11. You never realize you have an accent until you leave. 12. You are 15 minutes from the beach 13. Yes, there is a town in LI known as HICKSVILLE!!! 14. Somehow, you know the OBI is cool, but you've never actually been there. 15. At some point in your life, you've either gone clamming, or caught a bluefish. 16. You know where at least one strip club is. 17. You have been to the United Skates of America...Remember the Skateasaurus??? 18. Knights of Columbus...AKA: The secret club of Drunks!!! 19. You curse...A lot. 20. You can name at least three players on the Islanders Stanley Cup teams. 21. You remember the exact day you stopped going to Jones Beach and started going to Robert Moses or Tobay. 22. Public beach? What's that? 23. Huntington is a puzzlement but a fun village to hang out in 24. "I'm going to the park." 25. You've had a seagull crap on your car. 26. Either your parents or your grandparents lived in the city. 27. You, or someone you know, went to 4H Camp in Riverhead. 28. You or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore Animal League. 29. You've cruised on the "Turnpike" or "DPA" 30. You have been to "The Firemen's Races" in Hicksville 31. You've played golf at Eisenhower Park...legally or otherwise. 32. If you're from Nassau County, you've been to Safety Town. 33. Quick! Who's the Suffolk County Executive? Don't know do you?! 34. You don't have to go far to see your family. 35. Grumman 36. You know someone in the Mob or who has Mob "connections" 37. You've gotten drunk at the "green" or on the bleachers of some high school. 38. You know the difference between WLIR and WDRE, even though they played the same music. 39. You were an Islander/Met/Jet fan or a Ranger/Yankee/Giant fan. There was no crossover. 40. You can correctly pronounce places like Hauppauge, Commack, Patchogue, Islip, Islandia, Massapequa and Montauk. 41. You remember Roosevelt Field before it was renovated. 42. You remember all the times Walt Whitman Mall burned down. 43. You have been to: The Satan House in Massapequa (Red Sidewalk), Mount Misery Road in Huntington, The Midget Mansion in Bayville. 44. You got cool drinking glasses from Burger King (Star Wars, The Great Muppet Caper) 45. Mr. Softee...much better than The Circus Man! 46. You have seen the Amityville Horror house or at least know where it is. 47. The Commack Motor Inn really has the "Jungle Room" & "The Oriental Express Room" 48. The Old Bethpage Restoration Village 49. You know that the town of Baldwin is not named after The Baldwins...they're from Massapequa ... DUH! 50. The best Pizza, Bagels, and Chinese food ever!!! 51. You hate when people (not from NY) try to do "the accent"...Ouch! 52. You are only an true NEW YORKER if you are from LONG ISLAND  ---------------------------- I'm the midnight bomber who bombs at midnight! Bad is good, baby! Down with government! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette. | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: Why yes it is :-p I'm also silky, milky with a smile like sunshine. Around the way i'm like a neighborhood jewel and all the home boys sweat me 'cause i'm crazy cool.  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| DJ Rifleman | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:40 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | Im from Montrose, New York. It's a shit town. There are only like 6 hot girls, but their probably desiesed or something. My town f'ing sucks. FU, DJ Rifleman | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 3:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | my guess is that public schools there are not worthy of mention either.
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Brooklyn,Ny Master of the Cold.... | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 4:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Another few from NJ: You know that old song "Under the Boardwalk" is about the Atlantic City boardwalk, and actually get insulted when people think it's about somewhere else. You refer to the year in two seasons, Winter and Construction. You've seen all the idiot drivers from every other state in the US on your way to work. NY Giants or Jets? BAH!! they play in MY state buddy!! "New York" just sounds better!!!  No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!" This message was edited by Lord Magus on 4-3-02 @ 4:09 PM | ||||
| SmashNGrab G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stone of Jordan SR&R Team | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 4:36 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | That Jersey one was great.....I was born and raised in Bergen County, then moved to Morris, now just bought a house in Middlesex.....I can relate to almost everything in there......and no matter where I move, those goddam New York drivers will not get out of the left lane (puttin along doin 55).... | ||||
| Shifty | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 7:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | Ahh Smithtown, where all the fat chicks wear tight clothes. | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 7:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: I live right near the Motor INN and trust me its not that big of a deal. | ||||
| drkn2forget | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 7:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Hasn't everyone...That damn Alpine Slide | ||||
| Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 8:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | I grew up in Queens. I know because all of the good stores were replaced by towelhead antique shops or some shit. And all the neighborhoods were overtaken by said towelheads. Now I live in Vegas. I know because it took me 9 GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN ASSCUNTIN COCKSUCKING MONTHS TO GET A FUCKIN JOB. I hate this place. Nothing works here...
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| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | is it sad that about 20 of the jersey things were true for me?but i've seen a longer list floating around as a foward awhile back, with some things that werent on that one, like "If you've ever had Rita's Italian Ices" mmmmmmmmmm...rita's.damn them for closing for the winter edit-forgot to mention big ups to edison in the hiz-ouse  This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 4-3-02 @ 11:08 PM | ||||
| Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | quote: quote: Ah, there is hope in this shit county after all. Happy to see that the disease is spreading well here :-D  Where's your Milf mustache? ;) | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-06-2002 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:im from middlesex also. quote:the ritas right by me closed and now there is a fucking cell phone store. :(  | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 04-06-2002 @ 3:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | quote:I have a 609 number. Just what the hell have the rest of you been saying 'bout us?  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" This message was edited by barch97 on 4-6-02 @ 3:55 PM | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-06-2002 @ 4:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | you suck dick for spare change. | ||||
| Squidward | posted on 04-06-2002 @ 5:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Ridley Park, PA (5 minutes from Philly) | ||||
| Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass. | posted on 04-07-2002 @ 10:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Wow..no Rita's. Bummer. The one here is open. Want me to send you an icy cooly Rita's? :) Where's your Milf mustache? ;) | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 04-07-2002 @ 11:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:lol nice East Ghetto here!!! (East Meadow for you non-LI-ers) quote:Ummmm, i do that weekly, possibly even daily  One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days, that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-07-2002 @ 11:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | I went to Chelsea Street last night. Have you ever been there? I believe that it was located in east meadow. Visit this Website | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 04-08-2002 @ 1:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ahhh Chelsea Street, yes ive been a few times, very tiny, not too fond of it. But its decent, 2 minutes from my house One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days, that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 04-08-2002 @ 2:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | 97 Signs you're a Long Islander: 1. You know someone who went to Chaminade. 2. Jones Beach Theater is the best place in the world to see a concert. CASE CLOSED! 3. Is it just me, or is every girl from Rockville Centre a bitch? 4. Billy Joel said it best, "either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore." 5. What's the big deal about the Hamptons? 6. If you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from New York. 7. You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "the City" 8. The Belt Parkway sucks! 9. You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..." 10. You never realize you have an accent until you leave. 11. Nathan's and Carvel 11A. Friendly's 12. There's never anything to do.... Come on now.... Think about what you just said. 13. News 12 sucks. 14. You know where at least one strip club is. 15. Regular gas - $1.30 16. You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island. 17. You curse. A lot. 18. Is Huntington really that cool? 19. You've been to Utopia at least once. 20. Pizza Supreme (The pizza place that used to be in Roosevelt Field years ago) 21. Does anyone know why the HOV lane on the LIE stops in Hicksville instead of the Northern State? 22. The goddamn geese are everywhere! 23. If your parents didn't, your grandparents lived in the city. 24. At some point in your life you or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore Animal League. 25. Italian ices and bomb pops. 26. The feast. 27. If you're from Nassau County, unless you were a deprived child you've been to Safety Town. 28. If you smoke pot, or you know people that smoke pot. 29. You've heard about it, talked about it, but does anyone really know where the Rockaway Drive-thru is? 30. If you're from Long Island, chances are you don't have to go far to see your family. 31. The Parkways, the LIE, the Causeway, Robert Moses Bridge, 110, 25A, Deer Park Ave., Old Country Rd., Jericho Tpke, Hempstead Tpke. Northern Blvd., Sunrise Hwy, Vets Hwy. 32. You actually remember when you felt safe swimming at Bar Beach and Hempstead Harbor. 33. Commack movie theatre scares you 34. You walk around the mall aimlessly. 35. You drive around your town with your friends, and that's the most exciting part of your evening. 36. You go play pool in Huntington. 37. On the weekend, your evening consists of seeing a movie, going bowling, or playing pool. 38. You know someone that smokes marijuana everyday, or more. 39. The homeless people on the street begin to have names. 40. Are those her real boobs? 41. emember that night? The one that we drank.... Uh.... I don't remember.... 42. Did you know that Long Island was once all potato fields? 43. Roosevelt Field wasn't always a mall. 44. When you walk in the city and you see two men holding hands...it becomes normal to you. 45. No word ends in an ER, just an AH. 46. You feel like you know Howard Stern. 47. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you never go there. 48. When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't. 49. You know that the beach sucks during the day and is the most magical place in the world at night 50. You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition. 51. You're still waiting for a bridge to Connecticut. 52. You've tried to use your father's monthly ticket to ride the LIRR. It worked. 53. You'd pay $8.75 for a movie. 54. No matter what you do, you end up at the diner. 55. Your distant future might involve the state of Florida. 56. You've never really fully evaluated the meaning of the name Hicksville. 57. High school sports aren't that important. 58. You know where the Commack Motor Inn is but, you "have never been there". 59. You've never been to Times Square on New Year's Eve. 60. You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house. 61. You've driven around endlessly and always manage to find your way home. 62. You complain about the increasing amount of malls, yet you shop at them all anyway. 63. Each one of your diverse friends mercilessly makes fun of his own background. 64. You love that salty smell of the ocean. 65. When someone says, "what are we going to do tonight?", you know you will be visiting the ATM at some point. 66. You know that the ocean makes everything a little better. 67. You are proud of where you come from when it comes down to it. 68. For the most part you're inconsiderate and you think that people love you for it. 69. You can call yourself a Long Islander but you have little interest in doing so-then you leave and become Mr. or Ms. Long Islander! 70. You have no interest in or knowledge of country music. 71. You are served by the best-paid cops in the country. 72. No, you don't want mustard on that burger! 73. How many times can YOU use the word 'like' in a sentence? 74. The most exciting day of your summer is when all tickets to every Jones Beach show go on sale. 75. You went to an elementary school that promoted dodge ball as the number 1 game among children 7-13. 76. You know White Castle is terrible for you and the food sucks. But, you periodically "Get the Crave" 77. You want the Yankees to stay in the Bronx, but would probably go to more games if they moved to Manhattan. 78. You can order a pizza pie and a soda and people will understand. 79. You've never taken an MTA bus. 80. You felt slighted when Snapple sold out. 81. You don't associate Fire Island with gay men. 82. If you wanted to, you've met Bobby Nystrom. 83. You wanted Hooters to open simply to piss off "decency" groups. 84. You watched a game show and wondered, "why are these people so happy that they won a trip to New York?" 85. You always remark, "Boy it would be cool to see Letterman". You do nothing to achieve that goal. 86. You are successful in avoiding Regis and Kathy Lee. 87. You're real fuckin' cynical. 88. You like The Brothers McMullen. 89. You've always thought Eddie Murphy was from Long Island but weren't quite sure. 90. When you hear Billy Joel's "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant" you try to figure out what places on Long Island he's talking about. 91. You know that parts of the Godfather were filmed on LI. 92. You've said stupid things like "Strong Island". 93. You've paid a $10 cover charge to get into a bar, but got nothing for it. 94. You think religion doesn't affect you much. 95. You miss wiffleball and running through sprinklers. 96.You always liked Billy Joel, but as soon as you leave, you love Billy Joel. 97. At some point in your life, you've gone clamming.  I'd rather be a mystery than she desert me Oh I'm never speaking up again Starting Now... | ||||
| Mayor of Sloatsburg | posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Born and raised in Bergen County, I now live in Passaic County. "Save my ups, deek." | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 04-08-2002 @ 10:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:hehehehehehe  One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days, that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio | ||||
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