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| scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 1:44 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | I see that PlasticMan is not blind; therefore he shits. Have I made my point clear yet? State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | click here: Visit this Website This message was edited by katylina on 4-12-02 @ 1:49 PM | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 1:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | kat that site is disturbing... | ||||
| scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again. | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 1:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I have found a flaw in my theory that the blind don't shit since they wouldn't know when they were done wiping. Dogs don't wipe either, but most dogs I know both shit and have sight. Very weird. I have some research to do. Be right back....... State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:As I said before, they lick. Then they come in the house and give you a great big kiss.  I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 2:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | sitting seems awkward to me... i was not aware there were a variety of techniques. I am a stander... but willing to try an alternate method. So what are the logistics of sitting, anyway... do you go under the front, give yourself the old reach around, or is it a lift to the side motion? Someone explain!!!! Inquiring minds (and asses) want to know!
Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 2:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | My mommy usually just has me lean forward while she wipes me. This message was edited by Buttmunch on 4-13-02 @ 11:34 AM | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 3:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: Thank you-- I have been called disturbed quite frequently in my short 23 years of life. :-p  Visit this Website | ||||
| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: You have to lean to the side, left or right depending on left or right handedness, and wipe from front to back. If you go in through the legs you risk shitting up your balls and your forearm. That's no good. In Indonesia they have a hole in the ground and a bucket of water. That's it. You have to wipe your ass with your hand and then wash it in the feces infested water bucket. I'd rather just die.
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| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 3:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Thank you for the explanation... I am greatful that it didn't require the use of diagrams.
Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions. | ||||
| Joey1120 SHOW ME MULE!!!! | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 4:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | I sit when I shit, and I don't get up to wipe...I'm too lazy...besides, isn't that a little uncomfortable to stand up and have to reach all the way back there? It's so much easier when you're sitting. Joey Searching to find a love up on a higher level | ||||
| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | You know I just thought of something. I usually have to take a piss while I shit. If I could only hold the piss off until I finish shitting, I could just tuck my hog back and piss all the shit off my ass. That's How Wesley Willis does it.
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| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | I sit when I wipe my ass, anything else is just nasssty!quote: Nassssssssstty! quote: Nasssssssssssstty!  | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 4:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | staring at Joey's naughty nightie pics, and then having visions of her on the bowl. Oh that's hot. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: That's because Rookie licks you clean.  | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | I'm thinkin' maybe blind folks have a friend proof read it for them... Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Scrappleking | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 5:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I used to not be comfortable unless I was at my home base. A good friends or a relative's house was fine, same with hotels or vacation spots, but I never liked unfamiliar crappers. Than a few years ago, I was on an extended road trip, and friends I have to tell you, it changed my life. I used this toilet at some roadside vista in Colorado, and the toilets were just really, really, deep holes, with a normal toilet fixture on top. While there was not satisfying plop, there was some sort of jet of cool air coming up from INSIDE the toilet, it was unbelievable! Now I LOVE to take a poop in strange bathrooms. Its a little adventure, usually its pretty bad, or average at best. But sometimes, you find a true diamond in the rough, and have a pleasent experience. Also, I kind of get a strut when I walk out of a public bathroom, or one a restaurant, store, whatever, and I know I truely left something horrible behind. The best is when someone is walking in when you're walking out, and you're like "nope, he's not gonna like it in there". God, I do love talkin' bout pooh. "Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours." | ||||
| Beans Malone | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 6:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Finally a topic I know something about. After doing the best job possible with dry toilet paper: take two pieces of clean toilet paper, fold over so they're the size of one piece, and fold that in half. Repeat with three additional sets of two pieces of toilet paper. Then take the four doubled-over pieces, place them together, and double the whole batch over again. You'll have basically a square shape. From the center outward, wet thoroughly, but not enough to tear the paper. Then unfold the batch one time. Separate from the batch one of the four sets of folded over toilet paper, refold that set so it's a square again, and use it to wipe the anus. Best to wipe, for obvious reasons, from the area furthest from the anus, towards the anus itself. A bit of experimentation will be necessary before you hit upon that right amount of water which allows adequate cleansing, but retains enough toilet paper strength so your fingers don’t go through the paper. The first swipe or two will produce an amount of feces that may shock you, when you had been assuming you were pretty "clean" down there after wiping with dry toilet paper. Repeat the wiping with each of the other three sets of folded over toilet paper. After the last wet swipes, follow with a finishing wipe or two using dry toilet paper to mop up any remaining moisture. This will really get the area clean enough to eat off of. :eek: But anilingus is a totally different subject... :eek:  | ||||
| PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 7:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | I think the real issue here, now that I think about it, is as thus: Hammer, why the fuck were you and your friend discussing your ass-wiping techniques?!?! Scary, dude. Scary. .. It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit. | ||||
| diadelsuerte G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Philly Bluntside Brigade Formerly diadelsuerte. | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 7:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Theres nothing like a good routine for dropping a deuce... I like to use the S cubed method of going about things.. shit, shower, then shave. Believe me, theres nothing like getting out of the shower to the smell of steam and crap... its breathtaking. "Get busy living or get busy dying." | ||||
| Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 7:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | I don't shower right after I shit, because my asshole is still open pretty wide and it stings when the warm water streams into it.. On the rare occasion that I do have to shit before showering, I try to leave at least a 30-minute gap between the two processes, for adequate closure time.
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| Beans Malone | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 8:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | Now that I started shaving my ass it's not really a problem anymore but what about.. [ This message was edited by Beans Malone on 4-12-02 @ 8:26 PM | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 8:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | used to stand. now i sit.  AIM | 3DW | E-MAIL | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 11:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | What made you cross over? Visit this Website | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 04-12-2002 @ 11:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | I wipe my colostomy bag out in the kitchen sink. "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
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