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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
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quote:
I never want to be a fat guy driving a 77 Camaro Z-28 with a bumber sticker that says "Kill towel heads".


What bothers me about this isn't the fact that it makes about as much sense as lighting your hair on fire cuz it's cold out, but the fact that the "b" and "p" keys are nowhere even remotely close to each other on the keyboard.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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IslesBaby
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
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I would have liked to get more sleep



Thanks to Austin for the pic

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IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
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quote:
I have only taken regents high school class but I kinda know some about how this sick fucking world works.
Vinny = teh scholar



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday April 13- CBS: 8- Max Bickford, 9- Pilot's Wife (TVM)...NBC: 8- Weakest Link (7th Grade Student edition, as if being berated by your classmates for being a dork isn't enough, be bashed on national television. First kids out = school shooters), Law and Order Criminal Intent, 10- SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, Simpsons (R), King (another new one), X-Files (one of the final ones, unimportant in the realm of anything)...ABC: 7- Small Soldier, 9- Alias...WB: 7- Payback, the GIbson film, Jamie, Centre...TNT: The Mummy,3 am- WEREWOLF from MST3K fame w/o MST3K...E!: 7- The Terminator...USA: The Firm...TBS: Life...PBS: MIDNIGHT- The Prisoner...
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
 Yellow, Trans am or z-28? :)



This message was edited by RottenVinny on 4-14-02 @ 5:13 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
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quote:
I would have liked to get more sleep


To rest up for your first one-night stand?






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:14 PM      
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quote:
The men doing the actual fighting dont have say in what happenes. They just shoot who the politians say to shoot. The politians are the pussies.


WHO THE FUCK ARE POLITIANS?!?!!11!?!1//!!1?!?!//?11






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Man, I have to take a typing class before I open my mouth. :) See, I can make fun of myselfe.
Man, I had something going and I blew it.

This message was edited by RottenVinny on 4-14-02 @ 5:23 PM
Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
See the first Wrestle Mania.



This message was edited by Signguy on 4-14-02 @ 5:23 PM
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
[O & A] We'd invent everything first, hoo hoo! [/O & A]



"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
The men doing the actual fighting dont have say in what happenes.



What's your point? They are still the ones fighting. They are still the ones risking/giving their lives out there.

quote:
Yellow, Trans am or z-28?


quote:
it makes about as much sense as lighting your hair on fire cuz it's cold out,


RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 5:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Man, I wish i could show you my American History text book. Or mabey you should have read it in high school.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
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I agree. for the most part the politicians are the pussies who care more about polls and public approval ratings than what is 'right' or about human

And Vinny, don't look to your C track text book as the be all-end all in American history.



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday April 13- CBS: 8- Max Bickford, 9- Pilot's Wife (TVM)...NBC: 8- Weakest Link (7th Grade Student edition, as if being berated by your classmates for being a dork isn't enough, be bashed on national television. First kids out = school shooters), Law and Order Criminal Intent, 10- SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, Simpsons (R), King (another new one), X-Files (one of the final ones, unimportant in the realm of anything)...ABC: 7- Small Soldier, 9- Alias...WB: 7- Payback, the GIbson film, Jamie, Centre...TNT: The Mummy,3 am- WEREWOLF from MST3K fame w/o MST3K...E!: 7- The Terminator...USA: The Firm...TBS: Life...PBS: MIDNIGHT- The Prisoner...
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Having seen this, I think I would have changed it so Cher skied into the tree instead of Sonny.

good call! :-D


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Subzero316
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Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
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I'd buy a sports book that had all the results of every major event for the next 50 years. Then, I'd bet on all the events and become filthy rich. Soon after, my face would be on every billboard in town and I'd open casinos.

Hoo Hoo Hoo your ripping off Back to the Future part 2.


Master of the Cold....
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:48 AM      
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I'd kidnap Socrates, Plato, Abraham Lincoln, Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, Napoleon, Beethoven, Billy the Kid, and George Carlin. We'd wreak havoc at the local mall. It'll be a blast!




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
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Hoo Hoo Hoo your ripping off Back to the Future part 2.


First off, it's two, TWO fukin "hoos."

Second, golly you is smart. Are they gonna let you fly the next plane?





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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Austin
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posted on 04-16-2002 @ 1:03 AM      
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To tell you the truth I wouldn't change a damn thing, because IMO whatever happens..whether it be insignificant or just a major tragedy...happens for a reason.
The whole course our lives take could change DRASTICALLY if one single thing was disrupted. That simple...yet that complex.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

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Scenes are changing…

You collect the sand on our souls…

You can make it okay...

if you pave your own way…

Bear down and reach the higher ground…

Your momentum has swayed…

From all the shit in the world today…

Climb aboard, strap yourself in…

And wait for the ride of life to begin...


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 04-16-2002 @ 1:07 AM      
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EDIT: If I could go back in time, I would have made my original post funnier.

This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 4-16-02 @ 1:19 AM
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 04-16-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
EDIT: If I could go back in time, I would have made my original post funnier.


Ah pussah

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-16-2002 @ 1:33 AM      
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EDIT: I'd have posted this in the right place.




Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 4-16-02 @ 1:39 AM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:55 AM      
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quote:
Hoo Hoo Hoo your ripping off Back to the Future part 2.
Hoo hoo you're ripping off me bringing the BTTFPT Rip off to attention



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday April 16- CBS: JAG (R), Guardian (R), Amy (R)...NBC: Will (R), Ellie, Frasier (R), Scrubs, Dateline...FOX: 70s (R), Andy Richter, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin, Blue, Philly...UPN: 2 Buffy Repeats...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile...
Gamepro100
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Gameshark Thinktank		posted on 04-16-2002 @ 8:06 PM      
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I would also invent windows and become a rich ass bastard.


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