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TFEC
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posted on 04-20-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
How does an I talian plane crash?

Dego...dego...dego...ginny ginny ginny...WHOP!!

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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 2:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Here is a couple of oldie but goodies:

How do you keep a black child from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

What is the best way to baby sit a black child?
Lick his lips and stick him to the wall.

What do you get when you cross a Polac(SP? polish person) and a black.
A criminal who spray paints a chain link fence.

Non-Black
What do you call a midget Mexican?
Speck.

What about a fat Chinese man.
Chunk.

OK, just to be fair:
Um.....White guys can't dance.
shit I don't know.


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THE BIV
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This message was edited by BIV on 4-20-02 @ 2:32 AM
Squrl
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 2:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
there's a nigger and a spic in a car. who's driving?


the cops
Squrl
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 2:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
there's a dumass named squrl who tends to double post. what do you call him?

dumb ass motherfucking mick.

This message was edited by Squrl on 4-20-02 @ 3:00 AM


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