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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: House Party!!11!! (no mods) | ||||
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| The Brain | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 12:28 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | quote: Damn, this is the most festive I've seen Buttmunch in quite some time. C'mon, people, let's get lively here!! :-D :cool: :-D The Notorious B.I.G. I was a terror since the public school era Bathroom passes, cuttin classes, squeezing asses Smoking blunts was a daily routine Since thirteen, a chubby nigga on the scene I used to have the tre` duce And the duce duce in my bubblegoose Now i got the mack in my knapsack Loungin' black, smoking sacks up in acts And sidekicks with my sidekicks rockin fly kicks Honeys want to chat But all we wanna know is "Where the party at?" And can i bring my gat? If not, I hope I don't get shot But i throw my vest on my chest 'Cause niggaz is a mess It don't take nothin' but frontin' For me to start somethin' Buggin' and barkin' at niggaz like i was duck huntin' Dumbing out, just me and my crew Cause all we wanna do is... Chorus: Party... And bullshit, and... (x9) Hugs from the honeys, Pounds from the roughnecks Seen my man Sei that I knew from the projects Said he had beef, asked me if I had my peice Sure do, two .22's in my shoes Holler if you need me love i'm in the house Roam and strollin' see what the honeys is about Moet popping, hoe hopping, ain't no stopping Big Poppa, I'm a BAD BOY Niggaz wanna front, who got your back? (BIGGIE!) Niggaz wanna flex, who got the gat? (BIGGIE!) It ain't hard to tell I'm the east coast overdoser Nigga you scared you're supposed to Nigga I toast ya, put fear in your heart Fuck up the party before it even start Pissy drunk, off the Henny and stuff Or some brand-nubian shit beatin' down punks! Chorus Bitches in the back looking righteous In a tight dress, i think i might just Hit her with a little Biggie 101, How to tote a gun And have fun with Jamaician rum Conversations, blunts in rotation My man Big Jacques got the glock in his waist and we're smoking, drinking, got the hooker thinking If money smell bad than this nigga Biggie stinking Is it my charm? I got the hookers eatin out my palm She grabbed my arm and said "Let's leave calm" I'm hittin' skins again Rolled up another blunt, bought a Heineken Niggaz start to loke out, a kid got choked out Blows was thrown and a fucking fight broke out [Music stops, indecipherable sounds of people yelling and arguing, Biggie breaks it up yelling "Yo chill, man, chill!"] Can't we just all get along? So i can put hickies on her chest like Li'l Shawn Get her pissy drunk off of Don Perrignon And it's on, and I'm gone that's that. [Chorus w/ Puff talking after selected lines] Party... and Bullshit, (Party.) and Party... and Bullshit, (Bullshit.) and Party... and Bullshit, (Party.) and Party... and Bullshit, (Bullshit.) and Party... and Bullshit, (Yea... Junior Mafia likes that.) and Party... and Bullshit, and Party... and Bullshit, (Uptown likes that.) and Party... and Bullshit, and Party... and Bullshit, (Bad Boy likes that.) and Party... and Bullshit, and Party... and Bullshit, (Brooklyn Crew likes that.) and Party... and Bullshit, and Party... and Bullshit, (Third Eye likes that.) and Party... and Bullshit, [Repeats until fade out]  I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: thanks....i think :confused: :confused:  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Peaches & Creme REMIX [Fabolous] Oh yeah Yeah Fabolous 112 Peaches and cream Know what I mean [Fabolous] Ma I can't get enough I'm a fiend for peaches I done freaked everywhere from Limousines to beaches The kids well known by Deans and teachers It's that player who even Scored in between the bleachers Chicks used to be Seam and speechless Now they talk because the X-5 got so many Screens and features Thats why I threw marines On each-trice Look its the F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S [112] Let me tell you What I wanna do Let me show you That I'm feelin you Wanna sex wanna Ride with you you Wanna kiss wanna Put my lips all over you Can't get enough of you Always taken of you So sweet so very wet So good girl You make me sweat Girl I'm talkin' 'bout Peaches and cream [CHORUS] [112] Peaches and cream I need it 'cause you know That I'm a fiend Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine It's even better When it's with ice-cream Know what I mean [Repeat chorus] [112] I never thought that I would be so addicted To you on top underneath On the side of you Better yet baby Inside of you Love the way You just flowing down and I can feel it all around In the front in the back Of you oh I love the taste of you Girl you know What I'm talkin' 'bout [Repeat chorus twice] Yeah oh yeah yeah F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S [Fabolous] My nigga Mase gonna Bust through those doces Few mo roses Meet me in room uno doce You know mo say It's even better When it's with ice-cream Know what I mean I ain't with the ordinary I get the strawberries Straight to the hole With my sh*t like Marbury Never down with a quickie And it ain't no secret I'm trying to strip you Down to your vickie Some girls be tweakin' Believing I'm lookin' For a freak in the morning A freak in the evening That'll do more than kiss me On my cheek When I'm leavin' Can change a way a man Speakin' and breathin' Sugar. I know you love Some cream in your coffee I'll give it to you till You scream get him off me Ya pants is up now A minute ago You was shaking like You was doing that Dance from Uptown Oh  | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Alrighty, people, let's get ready to go crazy!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG... - Todd Rundgren I don't want to work I want to bang on the drum all day I don't want to play I just want to bang on the drum all day Ever since I was a tiny boy I don't want no candy I don't want no toy I took a stick and an old coffee can I bang on that thing 'til I got Blisters on my hand Because... When I get older they think I'm a fool The teacher told me I should stay after school She caught me pounding on the desk with ny hands But my licks were so hot I made the teacher want to dance And that's why... Listen to this Every day when I get home from work I feel so frustrated the boss is a jerk And I get my sticks and go out to the shed And i pound on that drum like it was the boss's head Because.. I CAN BANG ON THAT DRUM HEY, YOU WANT TO A BANG AT IT? I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | I hope you had to search for those lyrics, fag. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:No, I hacked into your computer and found it in your Favorites folder. | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | don't front alkey, you know you love all those odd ass songs. & peaches & cream? please.  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I know you are but what am I? quote: Sut uu!!!11 | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 5:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | hey, don't you talk that way to me. i'll bite you | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Not the peepee! It's my house party and I'll complain if I want to. | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 9:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | My girl wants to party all the time Party all the time, party all the time My girl wants to party all the time Party all the time, she parties all the time Ooh...hoo...hoo... Party all the time She likes to party all the time Party all the time Ooh...hoo...hoo...ooh...ooh... Party all the time She likes to party all the time Party all the time  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 9:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Don't knock me till you try me. ;)  WE'RE ARTISTS TOO! | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 04-20-2002 @ 9:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Can I knock you while I try you? | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-21-2002 @ 5:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | I Think We're Alone Now Children behave that's what they say when we're together and watch how you play they don't understand and so we're Chorus: Running just as fast as we can holdin' on to one another's hand tryin' to get away into the night and then you put your arms around me and we tumble to the ground and then you say I think we're alone now there doesn't seem to be anyone around I think we're alone now the beating of our hearts is the only sound Look at the way we gotta hide what we're doin' 'cause what would they say if they ever knew and so we're Repeat chorus I think we're alone now there doesn't seem to be anyone around I think we're alone now the beating of our hearts is the only sound Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-21-2002 @ 5:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Hey, you provide the peach... and I'll gladly bring lots of cream. ;) I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 04-21-2002 @ 10:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | i'm in a good mood now, so.... A well a rock-a, rock-a-hula rock-a-hula rock-a-hula luau! luau! luau! luau! A wham-a-bam-a-lam-a shanga langa langa langa luau! luau! luau! luau! Rah rah Rydell whama whama whama whama rock-a-hula luau wow! VERSE 1 Come a come a come a to a rock-a hula luau Everybody's here and they're waitin' for ya now We're gonna stick together everyone let's go We're lettin' everybody know, its a luau, a rock-a-hula luau. CHORUS Summer is coming, we're all here together If only this feeling would go on forever Summer is coming, we'll always remember Summer is coming right now! Come a come a come a cause we're gettin' it on now Summer summer summer is a comin' along now I wish it was forever cause it feels so right Don't you worry honey, we'll be rockin' all night, at the luau, a rock-a-hula luau! CHORUS Summer is coming, we're all here together If only this feeling would go on forever Summer is coming, we'll always remember Summer is coming right now VERSE 1 Hub a hub a hub a hub a hub a the sun now Summer summer summer is a comin' on strong now Wherever you go don't forget to write, I'm gonna give you something, you'll remember tonight at the luau, a rock-a-hula luau CHORUS Summer is coming we're all going steady Sharon, DiMucci, Paulette, Nogerelli Summer is coming its time to get ready... Summer is coming right now! A well bop a bop a hula rock-a-hula rock-a-hula luau! luau! luau! luau! A wham a bam a lam a shanga langa langa langa luau! luau! luau! luau! Rah rah Rydell whama whama whama whama rock-a-hula luau wow! CHORUS Summer is coming, we're all here together If only this feeling would go on forever Summer is coming, we'll always remember Summer is coming right now Its a rock! A rock-a-hula luau yeah uhuh. Rock-a-hula luau! Rock-a-hula luau! Its a rock! A rock-a-hula luau yeah uhuh. Rock-a-hula luau! Rock-a-hula luau! (fades out) | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-21-2002 @ 10:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Lu‘au weren't always called lu‘au. Until the mid-1800s, small get-togethers were called pa`ina, and large banquets -- the equivalent of today's lu‘au -- were referred to as ‘aha‘aina. The root words mean, among other things, "gathering" (‘aha) and "eating" (‘aina). Local records show the word "lu‘au" was first publicly used to describe the ‘aha‘aina in 1856, in the pages of the Pacific Commercial Advertiser (the weekly predecessor of today's daily newspaper, The Honolulu Advertiser). The word also means the leafy top of the young taro plant, especially when it's baked in coconut cream with chicken or octopus. Not surprisingly, this dish is a staple of the lu‘au menu. Much has changed since the days of ancient lu‘au (or rather, ‘aha‘aina). Women and men are now allowed to eat together, which was forbidden in Hawai‘i before the culture's system of kapu (taboos) was eliminated in 1819. Women are also allowed to eat foods that were once denied them, such as bananas, coconuts, pork, turtle and several types of fish. | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-21-2002 @ 11:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Now these guys know how to PARTY!!11 :-D I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... This message was edited by The Brain on 4-21-02 @ 11:33 PM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Party on my little chickidees... *wiggle wiggle* | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-28-2002 @ 12:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | House of Pain [Everlast] Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin I came to win, battle me that's a sin I won't ever slack up, punk you better back up Try and play the role and yo the whole crew'll act up Get up, stand up (c'mon!) c'mon throw your hands up If you've got the feeling, jump across the ceiling Muggs lifts a funk flow, someone's talking junk Yo I bust him in the eye, and then I'll take the punk's hoe Feelin, funkin, amps in the trunk and I got more rhymes than there's cops at a Dunkin' Donuts shop Sho' nuff, I got props From the kids on the Hill plus my mom and my pops I came to get down, I came to get down So get out your seat and jump around! Jump around! (3X) Jump up, jump up and get down! Jump! (17X) I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the hoe Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none If you come to battle bring a shotgun! :jumps: :raises the roof:  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 04-28-2002 @ 6:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Speaking of house party...... "Bitch? Who you calling bitch? I aint no bitch, yo mama'a a sorry ass bitch!"  AIM | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-28-2002 @ 7:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Queen Pen [Queen Pen] Chorus Yo, a party ain't a party 'till it's ran all through And leave it to my crew, it's gon' be playa' proof After three rounds we gon' blow off this roof A party ain't a party 'til it's ran all through Chorus Shorty, who you be, you're staring at me instantly As I walk into this vide(o) I can feel you diggin' me Wit' yo' glass of Rhemy, you had one too many But still I'm impressed wit' cho' wild out Henney It's a party and I got's to run all through But maybe later on we can chat over booze See I thought you knew, ain't no delaying what I'm saying Want me to rewind and collect on my track, it won't wait I said it's a party, I gots to run all through We holding 20 plus we can follow if you choose See ain't nothing changed, since the days of the Q Except uh, elimination that wanna chew up my crew Yes you, but you true I got to browse on through You can catch me at the bar being shady to my old crew How I do? Make moves like I shoot Catch me on the rebound, make at the tunnel Catch me on the rebound, or maybe at the tummy Chorus 2x [Mr Cheeks] I'm tipsy from the cab, down the whole bottle of Henney Peepin' shorties in my biz and seeing many But there's something about you You seem off the hook Givin' me that "I want to say something" look Plus that dress you wearin' Got my whole team starin', You not bouncin' with me, I'm not hearin' Lickin' the lips for real like you really want it Is you dealing with the cat that's blunted? Stay forever real shorty Ra', is you down To go home wit' the champ a whole round? You see I had my eyes on you from way across the room You looked so good from over here, I can smell your perfume I assume, if I got ta come and get ya Ya'd think I was only out to hit ya, See, you's an intelligent chick With that Nestle type of smile, Held my temptations back for awhile Tell my brother Tah Lee, I'll be back, yeah That's Pretty Lou and Spigg Nice, so watch my jacket Make her touch to my lips, put the drink in my hand 'Till the center my legs expand Cuz [Freeky Tah] That's how we do Better forget her for me and you I give a shout out to my whole crew From New York City to Chicago too Chorus 2x [Markell Riley] Now a party ain't a party until I run through it Pick 'em stick 'em sick 'em, that how I do it Move it, get down keepin' ya'll movin' Certified game tight prove it, aight! Deala of the dancefloor, makin' all ya'll stomp and clap Ya feelin' me?, damn sure I had the answers for ya dancers Since way back, puttin' it down like that [Nutta Butta] I came in the door, 20 or more Watch the dancefloor, cause we like it raw Dom got my head spinnin' like a set of rims Nutta Butta like a pair of Timbs What the deal shorty?, wanna rock with me Take ya back, do the wop wit' me Spend the cash like Monopoly Words slurred and my vision is blurred But a party ain't a party 'til I slide with a bird, what? Repeat Chorus until fade I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 9:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | Hey!!!11 Look around, we're all alone now. House Party!!!! :shaking ass: Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| I swear it was this big Tussle King | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:53 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | PARTY HARD 'When its time to Party, We will Party Hard!' Aaaah You, You work all night, And when you work you dont feel alright. And when, When things stop feeling alright, (ALRIGHT), Then everything is alright. Pre-Chorus Coz, We will never listen your rules, (NO) We will never do as others do, (NO) Do what we want and we'll get a Front View, Do what we like and we like what we do! Chorus So, Lets get a Party goin', (LETS GET A PARTY GOING) Now its time to Party and we'll Party Hard. (PARTY HARD) Lets get a Party goin', (LETS GET A PARTY GOING) When its time to Party, We will always Party Hard! PARTY HARD x16 YEAAAAHHHH!! Alright! You, You worked that night. And when you party you feel alright. But when, (BUT WHEN) When things start feeling alright, (ALRIGHT) Then Everything is alright. Pre-Chorus Coz, We will never listen your rules, (NO) We will never do as others do, (NO) Do what we want and we'll get a Front View, (WE) Do what we like and we like what we do! Chorus Lets get a Party goin', (LETS GET A PARTY GOING) Now its time to Party and we'll Party Hard. (PARTY HARD) Lets get a Party goin', (LETS GET A PARTY GOING) When its time to Party, We will always Party Hard! PARTY HARD x23 ___________________________________________________________________ I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-30-2002 @ 3:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | MC Ricky D (Slick Rick) and Doug E. Fresh Okay party people in the house... This is something you never witnessed before... Yes, it's the incredible Doug E. Fresh... With his partner, the grand wizard MC, Ricky D D, and that's me in the place to be. We goin' to do it for '85, kick it live, allright? Cuz you know, you're all sick of all these crap rappers biting their rhymes because of they're back steppers. But when it comes to me and my man Doug Fresh here, there is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah. But as impress, which we approve and yeah, we realize that we are on the move, so listen closely so y'all don't miss as we go a little something like this, HIT IT! La-di-da-di... La-di-da-di... La-di, da-di! Yo peep this La-di-da-di, we like to party We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody We're, just some men that's on the mic And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT For all of y'all, keep y'all in health Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning Which we create, cause that's our mission So listen close, to what we say Because this type of shit happens everyday I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and Went to the bathroom to wash up Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said Mirror mirror on the wall Who is the top choice of them all there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted the mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!" Well that true, that why we never had no beef THen I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails I'm true to the style on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath Clean, dry, was my, body and hair I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear For all the girls I might take home I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne Fresh dress, like a million bucks, put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks. Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no Went back in I forgot my Kangol Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through the ALLEY I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from the VALLEY This was a girl playing hard to get So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset She said uh, "It's all because of you I'm feeling sad and blue You went away and now my life is filled with rainy days I love you so How much you'll never know Cause you took your love away from me" Now what was I to do She was crying over me and she was feeling blue I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes Here comes your mother with those two little guys" Her mean mother steps and says to me "Hi!" Hit Sally in the face and punched her in the eye Kicked her in the belly, and stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the hard concrete The bitch was strong, the kids was gone Something was wrong I said what was going on? I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her She said, "If I can't have you she can't either" She grabbed me closely by my socks So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said "Why don't you give me some play? And we can go cruising in my (OJ) And if you give me that OK I'll give you all my love today Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see Somehow your words just hypnotize me And I just love your jazzy ways So MC Rick my love is here to stay" And on and on and on she kept on The bitch been around before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss" She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying!" I said, "I am -- go ask my mother And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!" To the heart tick tock you don't stop To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it! ...don't ever forget, Doug E. Fresh, and MC Ricky D... This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 4-30-02 @ 7:34 PM | ||||
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