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Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
reading Lou Weeds thread has inspired me to bring this back to the TOP :-D

FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-15-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
1. Yes, because it will come back to you next time.

2. Depends on how long you are friends, and if you joke about the smelliness of shit

3. Yes I have

4. Sacrifice what?

5. Have done it

6. No

7. No

8. No, only if you are their at 9AM to 9 PM

9. Yes

10. Fuck every female I possibly could



LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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This message was edited by Tequila on 7-15-02 @ 3:56 PM
jmoore
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
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1)You go to a bar with your friends, after buying round after round between yous, your friend gets the buy-back...does it count as his round?
Uh, what was the question?
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2)You're at your friends house, you have to shit.....do you or do you hold it to preserve your friendship?
You can't beat home turf. I'll wait.
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3)Have you ever had the urge to beat a child in a public place?
Without a doubt.
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4)Would you sacrifice yourself for a friend?
I suppose we'd all like to think so...
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5)Ever wear the same underwear more than once during the week?
Sometimes on those holed-up weekends I'll let the hygiene slide.
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6)Ever had sex with a person you find repulsive the next day?
Yes.
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7)Ever brutally murder someone?
See 6.
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8)If you go out to a bar more than 3 times a week....does that make you an alcoholic?
What if you're a bartender?
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9)Ever think about faking your own death to see who would attend the wake/funeral?
It never works, trust me.
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10)You have 1 week to live....what do you do?

See what Lou Weed's posting on OA.com

(Apoligies to anyone if I stole any lines -- I didn't read 'em all carefully)




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