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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Bad pick-up lines | ||||
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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:03 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | every pick up line is a bad one they all suck ass WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------------------------  THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! CUCKOO CUCKOO :::TEEN STALKER::: 1 more of the gang to go, guess who that is "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | hey baby, you got fries to go with that shake? Hey, wanna pull my finger? Don't mind me, I'll only be a minute (as you stand behind her and lift her skirt) Okay - you're drunk and I'm horney, lets fuck!   Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. Erin Gah Braugh - And take off your bra Do ya have any Irish in ya? No? Bend over and I'll give ya some. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: If the previous post was accurate and the average fuck takes 4 minutes, you might want to take some Horny Goat Weed Grumpy to help you out there???   o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
I have adopted hornygoatweed23 | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hey NJ Dude...was that you 2 summers ago? Keep your hands to yourself buddy...You too, Maynard you dirty boy LLMFAO ;)   | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Can I buy you a drink? A house? C'mon, what'll take to get you to fuck me? It's time for the smoking of the green! St. Patty's Day  [email protected] | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Here are a few... and one that makes me laugh every time...  "Groupsex - it does every-body good"  adopted by Rookie | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | How bout this.... Do you like my belt buckle (wait for response)....It would look a lot better against your forehead. Dou you know what part of the tongue registers the salty taste?? Why don't you blow me and find out? I'm a necrophiliac.....How well do you play dead???  Friend of Pedro Guerrero. | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Nice! I think I might use this one day! I'm sure tomorrow a lot of these will be used as well, perfect day to get drunk and make a tool of yourself (and yes, I'll be out there with everyone else!) "Groupsex - it does every-body good" adopted by Rookie | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I don't think I've ever used a pick up line in my life. I usually use Hi. That has always seemed to work. But you guys definatly have some good ones. Now how many of you have actually used them and how many of them work?   Trainwreck Radio | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | *Looks in and sees all's good* My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass? Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone? Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK* Walk up to a girl and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and right now it says that you aren't wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it's running a hour early again"  To be adopted by me, e-mail me at [email protected] IM only possible at night. Need to e-mail me first. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Never tried any of them. Never had a reason to. But this is one m effer that will be using them tomorrow. Don't know about using the salt one though. Friend of Pedro Guerrero. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Maynard, the only one that actually ever worked for me was, Hey, wanna fuck? Simple but direct I guess. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 11:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Pick-up lines don't work if you act like your serious. But I have seen them work when the guy and the girl both know its a joke. Just breaking the ice. Personally, I've never used 'em. just say "Hi" and start a conversation like you would with anyone else. Then see what developes. To be adopted by me, e-mail me at [email protected] IM only possible at night. Need to e-mail me first. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. | ||||
| ITSaSICKNESS | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:17 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | Do you believe in love at first sight? NO!!!!! Then maybe i better walk by again. ;) ***MEMBER OF GRUMPY'S ADOPTED FAMILY*** "Don't (EVER) accuse me of being lucky | ||||
| CrackSweat | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Here'one: Do you believe in love at first sight? "NO" Then do you want me to walk by again?  ItsaSickness>>Man you got you post in just before mine..This message was edited by CrackSweat on 3-16-01 @ 12:21 PM | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | GW... Finally over that evil bitch? Good for you, just promise not to get too cheesy with some of these lines tomorrow...Good Luck | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Woah! Deja vu! That was cool. What were the odds for two people to post the same line at (nearly) the same time!?!? The line that works for me is: "What line do I need to tell you to get you interested?" Then we start throwing them back & forth like a game...  E-F-F-E-C-T! A smooth operator operating correctly... | ||||
| Bumpkinhead | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | hey baby, you know you want me. Reply: um no i don't./ Oh come on baby just admit it. Reply: admit what? Ill! your gross, get away./ Oh your gonna play that game. Ok i'll be here if you decide you wanna confess your love. reply: whatever yuck. This has actually happen to a friend of mine, let's call him pumpkinhead, just throwing that one out there. He smoked alittle too much refer and thought this girl was staring at him all night. Sometimes us guys can be pretty sad. :( :) | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Can't forget our very own Jay Mohr's Pull your pants down and say, "What are we going to do about this" Teens, making the world a better place to live in. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | The lamest: Talking to a chick while counting a big wad of cash... It's time for the smoking of the green! St. Patty's Day [email protected] | ||||
| BannerClicker | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Teen Week, Here is an adaptation on Jay Mohr's Look the girl in the eye Glance down at your crotch Look at her again and say, "well, it aint gonna suck itself" "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 1:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Bumpkinhead - Way too long. I can't even read it let alone memorize it to use on a chick. ITSaSICKNESS - You are one LUCKY mother effer to be adopted by Grumpy. ;) BananaClicker - That may be the best one yet. Trainwreck Radio | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I agree. Banner, yours is definately the best! Suave, debonaire, cool, and to the point....  E-F-F-E-C-T! A smooth operator operating correctly... | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 1:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Dream Weaver.....I'm not over her yet. Still have that pain in my stomach. But my friends are taking me out tomorrow. They told me my mission was to get poohsay. We will see. Thanx for the lines everybody...lol. Have a green weekend. That is esp. for Spit and Cap'n. Smoke em up. Later. Friend of Pedro Guerrero. | ||||
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