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SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
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quote:
RapeFantasizer posted:

...the best tip I can give you is pay more attention to the girl than you are paying to her cooch.


Like CNN and the Weather Channel -- constant updates.



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
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so uh, watcha doin tonight slacky? :-p



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posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:14 PM      
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quote:
My bald headed friend posted:

I have found that teasing is always helpful



Ding Ding Ding.

And having a bald head is always a plus...I haven't found one woman that hasn't rubbed my head like she was shining her bowling ball during the process.




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This message was edited by av8er on 5-25-02 @ 10:44 PM
Norton's Victim
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 1:45 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Alright, here is a question. What do you do if a girl is shy about it. I want to do it 100%, but how do i make the girl want too? She is game, but not for the whole 9 yards. What should I do?



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 05-26-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
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quote:
but not for the whole 9 yards. What should I do?

Punt.


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Norton's Victim
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 1:55 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Punt.

And this is why you are "Joey Big Arms" and NOT, "Joey Massive Tounge".



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

This message was edited by Norton's Victim on 5-26-02 @ 1:57 AM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 05-26-2002 @ 2:01 AM      
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quote:
"Joey Massive Tounge"

Why would I have a retard tongue?


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CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 05-26-2002 @ 4:43 AM      
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NV- what is it that you want to do that she won't let you? Whatever it is, I say dump the bitch, where is the fun in not wanting to try new things?



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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 05-26-2002 @ 10:10 AM      
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I'm with Barch on this one. Get over yourself, newbie... with a name like that, and a start like this, I can tell you right now you're not going to be around long, when people stop paying attention to you.

Edit:
quote:
Only if she's 5'3...

Haha! Nice callback! I was gonna go for that joke, but couldn't remember if it was 5'2" or 3"



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This message was edited by SeeYouNextTuesday on 5-26-02 @ 11:50 AM
katylina
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JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
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quote:
36-24-36....


Only if she's 5'3...


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FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02


quote:
Alright, here is a question. What do you do if a girl is shy about it. I want to do it 100%, but how do i make the girl want too? She is game, but not for the whole 9 yards. What should I do?


One word: "CHLORAFIRM"



FUCK OBX!!!

At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
pantee man
Another asshole Isles fan who didn't say shit until they started winning.		posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
9. use a towel to wipe off your face




i need one for my boxers right now!!!
now thats a pick me up in the morning!






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slackjaw
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The Great Pumpkin		posted on 05-26-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
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quote:
so uh, watcha doin tonight slacky?


Damnit.... damnit all to hell, why do I have to get called into work the night I finally get CRX to succumb? GRRRR! :)

You got a raincheck anytime you want dearie.... cough cough.... tonight's open...lol



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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:48 AM      
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i'm off on tuesday...



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1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 5:53 AM      
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Don't forget to hum. I like to hum a song. I know there are several women, that every time they hear Ride of the Valkyries, they think of me.
the song memories are made of


But is it ART

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 10:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
men usually have no clue...felt the need to put it out there


I agree, but it's not their fault. They don't have one. Although, you would think after playing with them for a while, they'd figure it out. That's not to say ALL MEN are bad at it...I've had a few good guys ;)

quote:
...the best tip I can give you is pay more attention to the girl...If she likes what you are doing, you will know. If she doesn't seem to be responding, try something else.

And, this is probably the best advice! I think the whole act of sex is learning about another person in the deepest way possible. You're never too old to learn and trying something new can spice things up.




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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:58 AM      
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Joey, the NN contest is over. You can stop sucking up. :-D



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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 6:02 PM      
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What's a clit? And why would I want to put my tongue on it?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
quote:
And, this is probably the best advice! I think the whole act of sex is learning about another person in the deepest way possible. You're never too old to learn and trying something new can spice things up.

and how many men actually care about totally pleasing a woman...half of them just do enough to shut her up so she'll turn around a suck his dick....





question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
sexkitten69
I have a skanky stretched out cunt, call me "Fingercuffs"		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
quote:
And, this is probably the best advice! I think the whole act of sex is learning about another person in the deepest way possible. You're never too old to learn and trying something new can spice things up.


and how many men actually care about totally pleasing a woman...half of them just do enough to shut her up so she'll turn around a suck his dick....





question: spit or swallow?
swallow...of course
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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You've got to stop with these generalizations. I can't speak for everyone but, most of the men I know (myself included) find it as arousing if not more to see their partner sexually satisfied than to finish alone.

And, I'm just guessing here but, maybe the guys that you've been with are jamming their dicks in your mouth to shut you the fuck up. All this man hating isn't gonna make you any happier.



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The more they stay the same.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
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JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:52 PM      
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I stay away from cardboard. It sticks to my teeth.



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CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
maybe the guys that you've been with are jamming their dicks in your mouth to shut you the fuck up

Line of the year!!!! Barch wins!!11!!

And I agree, for the most part, every guy I have been with has enjoyed pleasing me. But don't get me wrong, there are times when I just want to please him, which pleases me anyhow, so we all win. :-p



I LOVE THE MORON
Drusilla
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JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-29-2002 @ 1:06 AM      
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quote:
Ding Ding Ding.

And having a bald head is always a plus...I haven't found one woman that hasn't rubbed my head like she was shining her bowling ball during the process.




bald head good. shaved head better.



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Unofficail Ambassador of WOW		posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
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quote:
bald head good. shaved head better.





I love the Amy


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