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posted on 06-02-2002 @ 10:49 PM      
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quote:

it is just that it can be a disaster for the host
Freddy, no bowl tonight? That sounded like a thought-out reply ;)

Seriously, I agree, it can be a pain for the host, esp when drunks demand their keys back - but I thibk it would be a lot worse for the host of the drunk goes out and mows down a few people in a DUI stupor. lawyers love to milk cash wherever they can, and since he's hosting, they'll be gunning for his ass.

Not that anything that bad would happen, but today you gotta play it safe, that's all I'm sayin'. I know I can control my liquor (I'm 6'2, 240 pounds - its takes more than 7 or 8 beers to get me hammered), and I tend to think I'm responsible, but the host can't make that assumption for everyone.


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posted on 06-02-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
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This is just another example of the black man keepin' whitey down.






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posted on 06-02-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
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Im not saying he wouldn't give me my keys back, Im just saying he should come up with some way to know they are my keys, i don't need someone else walking off with mine.



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posted on 06-02-2002 @ 11:38 PM      
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quote:

Im not saying he wouldn't give me my keys back, Im just saying he should come up with some way to know they are my keys, i don't need someone else walking off with mine.



I'll tag the keys with people's names. I over looked this detail. Thanks rape.



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posted on 06-02-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
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posted on 06-02-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
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quote:

I'll tag the keys with people's names. I over looked this detail. Thanks rape.

But what if two people with the same name show up. Possibly [2] John Smith's, or maybe [2]Jill Cumswallows?

Just sayin'



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posted on 06-02-2002 @ 11:52 PM      
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quote:

i will be taking keys



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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 12:43 AM      
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quote:

But what if two people with the same name show up. Possibly [2] John Smith's, or maybe [2]Jill Cumswallows?

Just sayin'




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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 12:49 AM      
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What I do when I host a party is have everyone give me their keys that tell me that they will be drinking and I put them in a big bowl of water. After about a half hour I tally up the people and see if everyone is there that I invited and if I'm within 10 people (usually invite about 100) put the bowl of water in the freezer. People can have their keys back in the morning. That way nobody gets their keys back before anyone else and nobody drinks and drives.

Gotta make sure that they don't drop in their car starters or the like though... just the car key.


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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 6:02 AM      
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Just give him a fake set of keys, and keep the real ones in your pocket. If you do get caught driving drunk, It'll cost you about 3,500, 7 weeks of classes, probation for a year(that means they can come to your house, anytime, and check for booze and drugs), increased insurance rates, etc... All things considered, give him your keys. It's for your benefit, not his.


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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:21 AM      
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hopefully the party won't go the way of this one:


Teens' party causes $1 million in damages
By John Masson--Knight Ridder Newspapers

May 30, 2002 04:15:00

The Michigan teenager simply invited a couple of friends over to play pool at his family's million-dollar Farmington Hills home, then left them to join his parents for Memorial Day at a cottage near Fenton, Mich.


But by the time the firefighters arrived early the next morning, a wrecking crew of his fellow teens had already fled, leaving behind a million-dollar mess.

Apparently the pool-shooting pals had big plans. Once their host had gone, according to Chief William Dwyer of the Farmington Hills Police Department, word began to spread that the big house was empty.

And by 3 a.m. Monday, a party in the house had degenerated into an orgy of looting and, ultimately, arson. Investigators say the damage could reach $1 million.

"There was some heavy drinking at the home by these young people. We've got information that many of them were highly intoxicated," Dwyer said.

No one was hurt in the fire, which raced up two stories at the rear of the house. But before it started, thieves had already helped themselves to collectibles, watches, jewelry, and other items - in addition to whatever liquor they could find, Dwyer said. "We suspect it was just a wild, alcohol-fueled free-for-all," Dwyer said. "Not all of the anywhere from 60-plus juveniles were involved in the looting of the home and the arson, but we are interviewing all of them."

So far, police are seeking juvenile charges against at least one 16-year-old boy, whose name was not released.

That North Farmington High School student's rap sheet already includes several charges of vandalism and larceny, as well as being a minor in possession of alcohol, Dwyer said.

The 15-year-old who lives at the home isn't a target of the investigation, Dwyer said. "It's unfortunate that he made that decision, to allow friends to stay at the house, and they took it upon themselves to start this wild party," Dwyer said.

On Tuesday, soot still stained the stone surrounding the top window at the front of the home, which is tucked away near a cul-de-sac on Trillium Drive.

Some people contacted in nearby homes said they didn't hear or see anything unusual the night of the party.

Those comments amazed Larry Sewell of the Parents Resource Organization, a Utah-based group that deals with out-of-control teens.

"That that many kids would show up and do that much damage is a statement," Sewell said. "Where's the good kids? Where's the 911 calls from the neighbors?"

Others weren't all that surprised that unsupervised teens found themselves in such a bad situation.

"Adolescents are often not able to look to the future, in terms of consequences," said Dr. Janice Hutchinson, a Washington, D.C. pediatrician and psychiatrist who has studied adolescent behavior.

"Life is not a long-term event for the average teen - reality is the here and now," Hutchinson said. "Their world is very much defined by immediacy."

Add alcohol to the mix and bad things can happen, she said.


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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:44 AM      
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WHO'S HOUSE.....Lent's house!!!

WHO'S HOUSE.....Lent's house!!!

WHO'S HOUSE(say what say what) Lent's house!!!

WHO'S HOUSE(say what say what) Lent's house!!!





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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 10:57 AM      
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Normally I wouldn't drop my fee but for you Lent I'm at at your service.. Just happens I have June 14th available. Nothing goes over bigger at a party than a magican..You should see the shit i can do with ballons:rolleyes:
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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
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oooh another reason for me to rent a car!!!









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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
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Im down for a party. I live in Eastern LI so if any body wants to carpool let me know.

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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
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i also have some non-board peeps coming


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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 2:09 PM      
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no my brutha......

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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:08 PM      
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Where on long island are you having this?

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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:25 PM      
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commack

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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
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quote:

commack



Its a bit farther than that. I'm in the port jeff station area.




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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
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i was just making a joke, young vincent lives in commack. i grew up in pjs. isn't this exciting, we have something in common.

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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
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You got me, faggot. :-p

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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
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What about the people who carry a spare key in their wallet or pocketbook in case they lock their original set in the car by accident?

I guess that kinda throws a wrench in collecting all the car keys plan, huh?



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posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
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What about the people who carry a spare key in their wallet or pocketbook in case they lock their original set in the car by accident?
SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! You're gonna rooooooooon it!

Actually, if he collects the keys and someone still does that, I don't see him being able to do anything about it - but that would be fucked up and should anything happen to said person that would pull this stunt, they deserve whatever might happen to them.

All hypothetically, of course :)


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This message was edited by goatweed on 6-3-02 @ 10:06 PM


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