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-GomeZ-
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Wait, what it's, no, whew, it's back up top, crisis averted



"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."


This message was edited by -GomeZ- on 6-24-02 @ 10:47 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
top mother fucker



Startled by a knock at the door, you'll rise for the first time in two days to answer-
But you can only greet the visitor with one short statement -
Hello my name is distance and I really don't care if i never wake up again-


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
did I ever mention my disdain and hatred I have toward Alkey?

FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
VG found Slackjaw's stash of buttons.


I thought this thread was a goner...

BM has a heart!

Somewhere...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 10:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02




Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Rollin' in my 5.0 with my ragTOP down so my hair can blow...


Daddy's Little Girl
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01




Startled by a knock at the door, you'll rise for the first time in two days to answer-
But you can only greet the visitor with one short statement -
Hello my name is distance and I really don't care if i never wake up again-


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
[Don West] OK, I got the Jim Thome, Rich Aurilia, and Shea Hillenbrand TOPPS rookie cards, people! Jim mint 10, be DIALING!!11 [/Don West]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Keep Risin' to the Top
-Doug E. Fresh & The Get Fresh Crew


I wanted this to special, something more
Than any other feeling that you felt before
Pushin through the doors I see girls
Havin' a good time, I might say a rhyme
Old school, new school, no school rule
But other than that, everything is cool
I see guys and girls dancin', doin' the new dances
That's a hit, while I'm over here romancin'
You ain't shh..... no need to curse
Ask me who she is and let me tell you first
Slow down, be cool and don't act Ill
I came to have a good time, party and chill with you
Don't worry sweetheart I'm still with you
And after we leave, we will continue
With our plans
But plans are made to be broken
Smokin', I'm not jokin'
Try to dis me and I'll give you a token
Cause I'm the type of brother that can't be stopped
And no matter what I'm gonna

Keep risin' to the top
While my mind say

( CHORUS)
Give it all you got, give it all you got, give it all you got
Ain't no half steppin'
Give it all you got, give it all you got
Cause we're the Get Fresh Crew, yeah, yeah...

Now the music is pumpin', good atmosphere
Chill Will and Barry Bee, they must a beat me here
There in the booth
Which is all sound proof
Playin' dope jams to rock the youth
But the MC on the mic shouted out
We got the Get Fresh Crew stars in the house
And as the crowd started breakin', I didn't reply
Cause the only stars I know are in the sky
So we continued, to the venue
Didn't pretend to be nuthin' but Doug E.
As a brother extended out his hand to me
And asked me would I rock the microphone
I just gave him a pound and said Shalom
Sharp as a harp played by a musician
My body tone is like throne
Wearin Calvin Klein Obsession Cologne
Etc, etc, in a cashmere sweater
I'm in a cherokee, Chill Will in an Audi
And Barry Bee, is ridin' with me
Because we're the type of brothers that can't be stopped
And no matter what we're gonna

Keep risin' to the top
While my mind say

( Chorus)
Give it all you got, give it all you got, give it all you got
Ain't no half steppin'
Give it all you got, give it all you got
Keep risin' to the top

Now let the beat drop




Thank you Austin!
BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
No one has mentioned CROPS!!
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Tequila i already said that!



Hoo hoo the half breed's rippin you off hoo hoo!! :-p

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
BOP

back to the top it go's


"Scorpion stinks and I don't like him"
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
[Dice] MMMM Top!! Now it's mine!![/Dice}

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!!
BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Posting in two contending threads is much like playing yourself in chess. It's a tough win cause your opponent knows all your best moves. Top!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:02 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'll start "bottom" in the morning.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I'll start "bottom" in the morning.


I'll be there bright and early.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I'll start "bottom" in the morning.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'll be there bright and early.
Do I have to post my broken triangle sig again? :(



Thank you Austin!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:09 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'll be there bright and early.




In that case I'll start now.

Your bottom takes more than a morning to navigate.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Do I have to post my broken triangle sig again?


Go to bed.

You're delusional.

I don't know what you're talking about.





Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Do I have to post my broken triangle sig again?



I'm surprised you remembered how many sides your triangle had in the first place.

"Who's the fourth?"






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00





I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee ObJectives:
1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Hate Jeromy Burnitz with a passion
3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets have 10-3 homestand

Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 5:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Top of the World



if you look closely, you can see the guy that called in a few months ago.

:-D


mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 7:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
non-stop





INTERNSHIP POSITIONS AVAILABLE


Lord Slug
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 8:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I had a good response before, but it was locked. Anyone know who changed their mind? Are they being kind to us now?


I am the master of the obvious.
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 11:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Locking this thread was the funniest goddamn thing I had seen on the board in a week.


Let's try a new sig
AIM | E-mail

I had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsaries, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.


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